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Title: First, do no harm... Post by: WayAbvPar on April 15, 2005, 07:48:04 AM Patient catches fire at local hospital (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/220258_hospital15.html)
I am sure things were hectic and confusing, but wow. Sounds like Doctor Gilligan was attending that day. Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: Paelos on April 15, 2005, 08:09:51 AM I can just imagine:
Nurse: Doctor he's going into arrest. Doc: Not if I can help it, scapel! Nurse: Now he's losing a lot of blood. Doc: Not on my watch, cauterizer! Nurse: Doctor he's on...fire. Doc: Dammit Nurse, I'm a Doctor not a Fireman! Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: HaemishM on April 15, 2005, 10:08:04 AM Quote "The cause of death was related to a very dire emergency around a heart attack the man was having," said Dr. Robert Caplan, medical director of Virginia Mason, who declined to identify the patient. "It just had nothing to do with the fire." Yes, I'm quite sure most heart attack victims are perfectly able to handle being LIT ON FIRE without it contributing to increased heart problems. Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: Fabricated on April 15, 2005, 10:11:34 AM Nurse: This man is having a heart attack!
Doctor: MY PROFESSIONAL RECOMMENDATION IS FIRE. Nurse: What? Doctor: WHO'S THE DOCTOR HERE? Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: voodoolily on April 15, 2005, 10:15:53 AM I thought people only caught colds. Man, was I wrong!
Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: SurfD on April 15, 2005, 10:41:44 AM I thought people only caught colds. Man, was I wrong! Fuck you. Just fuck you. I am going to be picking soggy cornflakes out of my keyboard for months now..... Title: Re: First, do no harm... Post by: schild on April 15, 2005, 10:42:55 AM Fuck you. Just fuck you. I am going to be picking soggy cornflakes out of my keyboard for months now..... That's what you get for by mistake drinking crab juice while eating cornflakes. Amateur mistake, I guess. :roll: |