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Title: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: Shockeye on April 13, 2005, 12:37:50 PM Quote from: AP Teen Accidentally Stabs Himself With Bamboo Stick, Dies (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4374440/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65192) Fatal Incident Occurs At Church Youth Group Meeting POSTED: 7:05 am CDT April 13, 2005 JOLIET, Ill. -- Authorities said a Lockport teenager died after accidentally impaling himself on a bamboo stick while at a church youth activity in Joliet Tuesday. Shane Gnatek, 18, was one of about 30 youths attending a weekly activity night in a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints building. Police said Gnatek was running in a hallway when he fell on the stick he was carrying, stabbing himself in the groin. He lost consciousness and was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. Local Mormon church leader Scott Clark said he doesn't know what Gnatek was doing before the accident or why he was carrying a bamboo stick. Clark says church youth leaders have been counseling children who were at the building when the accident occurred. Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: stray on April 13, 2005, 12:48:11 PM Damn, what a way to go. I think I'd prefer getting impaled in the heart to that.
Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: MaceVanHoffen on April 13, 2005, 01:06:16 PM Ow! My groin!
(http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/2f31/02192004192755.jpg) Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: HaemishM on April 13, 2005, 01:13:29 PM Welp, my legs are now crossed.
Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: WayAbvPar on April 13, 2005, 01:37:44 PM Darwin got one. As a Mormon youth, he was probably getting ready to start procreating any day now. I think society dodged a bullet.
Also- OWWIE. Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: Hoax on April 13, 2005, 01:45:41 PM /agreed
Can we start passing out sharp bamboo sticks to all the church youth activity kids? Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: SirBruce on April 13, 2005, 02:02:38 PM Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ.
Bruce Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: Der Helm on April 13, 2005, 02:35:02 PM No, I want fall for the "major organ" bait.
EDIT: Damm. Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: Strazos on April 13, 2005, 10:02:11 PM Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ. Bruce That was horrible. Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: DarkDryad on April 14, 2005, 06:22:15 AM Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ. Bruce Its called the femoral artery you putz Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: voodoolily on April 14, 2005, 02:15:16 PM God, this is funny on so many levels. Dead teen, bamboo spear, church youth group -where do I start? Were they having a Give Yourself Stigmata day at the youth group? At least bamboo deals a finishing blow somewhere - it's useless in Baten Kaitos.
Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: stray on April 14, 2005, 02:56:01 PM God, this is funny on so many levels. Yeah. That's IF you didn't have a penis. :| It isn't easy even reading a story like that. Title: Re: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. Post by: AOFanboi on April 15, 2005, 01:09:13 AM Yeah. That's IF you didn't have a penis. :| Once more, from the top (http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3). |