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Title: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 04, 2005, 07:15:51 PM
(http://www.f13.net/images/666messages.jpg)

Immediately upon receiving my 666th message, this gentleman appeared on my monitor:

(http://www.geocities.com/cheezemunky/vigo.JPG)

I'm scurred.

Me? Bored? Never.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Samwise on April 04, 2005, 07:40:21 PM
Viggi, Viggi, Viggi, Viggi.  You have been a bad monkey!


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: TheWalrus on April 04, 2005, 10:59:04 PM
At least you didn't turn into a gibbering idiot like his first apprentice.


As a side note, whos the chick in yer avatar?


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Samwise on April 04, 2005, 11:02:49 PM
Even if you don't recognize the face, you should recognize the quote under the face.  SHAME!  Go watch American Pie right now.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Strazos on April 05, 2005, 09:04:30 AM
Wow, that's Alyson Hannigan? When did she go from "geeky sexy" to "chic sexy"?


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 05, 2005, 09:10:27 AM
Photographers can work wonders. This picture is about 2 years old apparently.

What amazes me is she's hotter than most 20 year olds and she's like 31 or something.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: SirBruce on April 05, 2005, 09:16:20 AM
Wow, that's Alyson Hannigan? When did she go from "geeky sexy" to "chic sexy"?

About the 4th season of Buffy.  "I haven't been a nerd for a very long time!  Hello!  Dating a guitarist!"

Bruce


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Strazos on April 05, 2005, 09:34:34 AM
I'm not sure which is worse...

The fact that Bruce knows this information, or the quote.

Also, since American Pie was brought up...apparently Tara Reid is 30 now.

/flabbergasted


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 05, 2005, 09:35:35 AM
Also, since American Pie was brought up...apparently Tara Reid is 30 now.

She looks 940. She needs to stop doing cocaine. Use some fucking condition on her here. And get rid of those stupid implants.

Her career however, can not be salvaged.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Strazos on April 05, 2005, 09:38:29 AM
I glance at the wrong pictures I suppose.

She's an Eagles fan...that must be a plus...in someone's book. Certainly not mine.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Paelos on April 05, 2005, 09:45:08 AM
I glance at the wrong pictures I suppose.

She's an Eagles fan...that must be a plus...in someone's book. Certainly not mine.

Philly or the band?


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Strazos on April 05, 2005, 09:56:13 AM
Sorry, I should have specificed.

Philly, the sports team.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: stray on April 05, 2005, 10:03:10 AM
Either way, they both suck   :lol:


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: ClydeJr on April 05, 2005, 11:04:01 AM
Wow, that's Alyson Hannigan? When did she go from "geeky sexy" to "chic sexy"?

About the same time as these:
http://network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/1.jpg
http://network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/2.jpg
http://network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/3.jpg
http://network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/4.jpg

These pics were taken between American Pie 1 and 2.

Edit by administrator: Not safe for work. Maybe. If you work in a seminary.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 05, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
I love the third one there. She also did great spreads in Maxim and Stuff.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Samwise on April 05, 2005, 11:20:21 AM
I need new pants.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Paelos on April 05, 2005, 11:42:20 AM
Great body, I'm still not much for her face though. I can't really put my finger on why, but it just seems a little off. The nose maybe.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Big Gulp on April 05, 2005, 11:48:05 AM
Scuttlebutt is that she's sort of a raging passive aggressive bitch, though.  Would always try to play off Joss Whedon against the other cast members and would just refuse to do things if she didn't want to.  The musical episode?  You'll notice there was no singing from Willow.  Now granted, she may very well have a terrible voice, but Nick Brendan and Sarah Gellar both were bad too, but y'know, they sucked it up and acted like professionals.

Also, apparently she's started a lot of rumors about Charisma Carpenter and Sarah Michelle Gellar.  One of my buddies back home's little sister worked in costuming for Buffy, and from what she says the general concensus from the crew was that Hannigan was a royal two-faced bitch.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 05, 2005, 11:49:15 AM
Hannigan was a royal two-faced bitch.

I can see that. Redheads always did rub me the right way and wrong way at the same time. The previous sentence brought to you from non-pervy, inc.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Riggswolfe on April 05, 2005, 11:52:56 AM
I always figured Sarah Michelle Gellar would be the bitch on that set.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Paelos on April 05, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
I always figured Sarah Michelle Gellar would be the bitch on that set.

It's not Highlander, there can be more than one.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Big Gulp on April 05, 2005, 11:54:31 AM
I can see that. Redheads always did rub me the right way and wrong way at the same time. The previous sentence brought to you from non-pervy, inc.

Want to get really pissed?  The "evil dark magic Willow" story arc was supposed to be much longer, with a lot more nastiness on her end.  From what I heard she managed to eighty six that with Joss, though, because she thought it would alienate the Willow fans.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 05, 2005, 11:55:30 AM
I always figured Sarah Michelle Gellar would be the bitch on that set.

I've heard she's a softy. My thought was always Charisma Carpenter. She's too fake looking to be a nice woman. Women who look like proportion perfect dolls scare the hell out of me. Mt. Olympus does not send it's women to Earth for our enjoyment.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Big Gulp on April 05, 2005, 12:00:43 PM
I've heard she's a softy. My thought was always Charisma Carpenter. She's too fake looking to be a nice woman. Women who look like proportion perfect dolls scare the hell out of me. Mt. Olympus does not send it's women to Earth for our enjoyment.

Apparently they're both good people.  Charisma, in particular, was originally only supposed to be a bit part, but they wound up making her part recurring, and finally a member of the Scoobies.  Then she crosses over to the spin off?  Doesn't exactly sound like a bitch that they want to get rid of.

From what my friend's sister told me, the most that could be said of Gellar was that she didn't really mix it up with the cast that much.  She preferred to do her scenes and take off.  Pretty businesslike, but nothing divaish.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Rasix on April 05, 2005, 12:03:28 PM
I can see that. Redheads always did rub me the right way and wrong way at the same time. The previous sentence brought to you from non-pervy, inc.

Want to get really pissed?  The "evil dark magic Willow" story arc was supposed to be much longer, with a lot more nastiness on her end.  From what I heard she managed to eighty six that with Joss, though, because she thought it would alienate the Willow fans.

Stop that, you're making me hate one of my nerd crushes.  I liked the dark Willow story line, I just thought it didn't go far enough.  They handled in with kid gloves at times which for some of the meatier, nastier stories they weren't afraid to do (Buffy v. Evil Angel, Buffy's runaway issues, etc).   It would have been better if she Angeled it up a little more.  You know, actually flay someone we give a shit about.  They could have brought in another Giles screw toy that she could have destroyed  (torturing Giles was always entertaining).


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: SirBruce on April 05, 2005, 12:16:14 PM
I used to think Giles had it bad until I saw what they did to Wesley on Angel.

"What happened to you, man?"
"I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me."

Word.

Bruce


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Fargull on April 05, 2005, 12:27:27 PM
Umm.. unless Sam changed his pick since the advent of this thread, that is James Marsters, aka Spike.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 05, 2005, 12:57:52 PM
The Dark Willow stuff was boring IMHO. Although I did like when she flayed one of the nerds alive. That was pretty sweet. But to go from that to Xander talking her off the ledge with some bullshit shared memory was cheap.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Samwise on April 05, 2005, 01:05:24 PM
Umm.. unless Sam changed his pick since the advent of this thread, that is James Marsters, aka Spike.

Yes, but it wasn't my avatar that Bruce was referring to -  (EDIT)Shockeye  has the one he's talking about.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Strazos on April 05, 2005, 01:49:48 PM
Mt. Olympus does not send it's women to Earth for our enjoyment.

Greek Mythology, anyone?


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: voodoolily on April 05, 2005, 02:10:58 PM
God, don't you mean Geek Mythology? Ho! I slay.

But seriously, folks. The other Viggo is actually Satan. Be afraid.

(http://www.nada.kth.se/~viggo/bilder/picture_of_me.jpeg)


Edit: I will only say this once. It's time that the cat ate its shit. Got it? Thanks.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: SirBruce on April 05, 2005, 03:00:53 PM
Umm.. unless Sam changed his pick since the advent of this thread, that is James Marsters, aka Spike.

Yes, but it wasn't my avatar that Bruce was referring to -  (EDIT)Shockeye  has the one he's talking about.

Right. I was actually following up on what Rasix said about Giles getting himself tortured and/or his girlfriends killed.

Bruce


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Triforcer on April 06, 2005, 12:41:52 PM
Dark Willow was lame.  Lesbian Vampire Willow was hot- that ALONE should have been a spinoff.

The show really succumbed to Monty Hall syndrome in the last two seasons.  Now let's have them fight...a god!!!  Now...THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL IN THE MULTIVERSE!!1!

It would have meant far more and been so much cooler if they would have just vamped out Giles or Xander or Willow and had them be the villain.  Strike that, it would have been the coolest if they had vamped out Buffy and had the rest fight her.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: SirBruce on April 06, 2005, 02:26:37 PM
I wouldn't call that the Monty Hall syndrome.  That's more of the Superman syndrome.  You know, how they kept having to amp up the challenges Silver Age Supes fought until he was literally pushing planets around.

Bruce


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: Margalis on April 06, 2005, 05:18:55 PM
No, it's the Dragon Ball Z syndrome. That show perfected it.

But anyway, I have a friend who met Charisma Carpenter and said she was nice.

In other news, I don't like any show that Whedon is a part of. Too smarmy, clever and fake.


Title: Re: f13.net administrator summons the dark lord Satan.
Post by: schild on April 06, 2005, 05:39:06 PM
In other news, I don't like any show that Whedon is a part of. Too smarmy, clever and fake.

Wow, it's nice to know I'm not alone. Let's add the word "campy without purpose" to that list of crimes.