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Title: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: Shockeye on March 31, 2005, 01:17:36 PM Quote from: News 24 'Penis' faces axe (http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1683472,00.html) Wageningen - A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints that it looks like a giant penis. The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals. It is due to go on show in the village of Wageningen where the German capitulation was signed at the end of the Second World War 60 years ago. In full sunlight, the erection reaches a height of ten metres, shrinking back to just six metres when the light dims. It was due to be exposed to the public at an official ceremony in May but now village councillors say it should either be scrapped or radically redesigned. A spokesperson said: "Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs." - Ananova.com Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: voodoolily on March 31, 2005, 01:19:18 PM Is it too phallic (is there such a thing)? It depends- does it shrink when it gets cold out?
Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: WayAbvPar on March 31, 2005, 01:50:00 PM Quote spurts flames Nothing an assfull of penicillin won't cure. Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: SirBruce on March 31, 2005, 02:10:20 PM Quote "Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs." Why do I feel like they are talking to me? Bruce Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: WayAbvPar on March 31, 2005, 02:12:31 PM Probably because you are terminally narcissitic.
Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: Paelos on March 31, 2005, 02:13:21 PM And you have no phallus
Title: Re: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. Post by: SirBruce on March 31, 2005, 03:25:37 PM You'd like to think that, because the alternative is even more frightening.
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