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Title: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: SnotBag on March 30, 2005, 07:51:06 AM The essay is hilarious, especially if you know your Greek tragedies...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/7 I'm trying to find out if Shockeye was the author, but I cannot confirm YET... SnotBag -out Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: schild on March 30, 2005, 09:52:08 AM The essay is hilarious, especially if you know your Greek tragedies... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/7 I'm trying to find out if Shockeye was the author, but I cannot confirm YET... Art! Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Paelos on March 30, 2005, 10:25:31 AM Ahahaha, tubgirl in the works cited. That is art.
Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: MaceVanHoffen on March 30, 2005, 10:38:02 AM Quote from: Essay Page 6 The greeks invented anal lube. [pic of anal lub product] This is my conclusion. The End. Oh man, pure brilliance. That is a quote for the ages. EDIT: anal lub? no ... Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Strazos on March 30, 2005, 02:56:46 PM How fucking retarded was the professor? She bothered to actually grade the entire paper. I would have stopped after it got retarded and failed him, but he gets a D-.
I thought it was great how he put in a blank page, right in the middle of the paper. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Murgos on March 30, 2005, 04:31:48 PM That paper required some skill. Not the skill the paper was testing for, but still... I don't think I would give a failing grade for that paper but I would probably ask the student to write a 'correct' paper for a grade and explain the point of the paper that he is supposed to write very clearly and why the college feels it's important that he/she has that skill.
Whoever it was is obviously very creative and easily bored and probably doesn't understand why they are being made to do what seems to be a pointless excercise. If they did it again though I would fail them for the semester, part of college is learning to play by the rules. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Shockeye on March 30, 2005, 05:02:24 PM I thought it was a high school paper, not college. Wow, they'll let anyone into college these days.
Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Abagadro on March 30, 2005, 06:37:37 PM I like how the prof corrects the dropping of the g in fuckin.
EDIT: Actually I could see a TA grading something like that because they are too scared to not follow the "rules." Could be BS also. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: MrHat on March 30, 2005, 06:38:11 PM How fucking retarded was the professor? She bothered to actually grade the entire paper. I would have stopped after it got retarded and failed him, but he gets a D-. I thought it was great how he put in a blank page, right in the middle of the paper. I seriously doubt that a proper professor graded it. I've read this a long long time ago, there was a website with several papers on it;CS;RXKUTBXUACBEVZISTYBZREDBZXLJXTUS8ODNMJPHDR GE Edit: Sorry about that. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: schild on March 30, 2005, 07:40:55 PM ;CS;RXKUTBXUACBEVZISTYBZREDBZXLJXTUS8ODNMJPHDR GE What. The. Fuck? Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Abagadro on March 30, 2005, 07:50:18 PM He must have died while carving it.
Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Merusk on March 30, 2005, 08:03:43 PM He must have died while carving it. That doesn't make any sense. If he'd died he'd have just said, ;CS;RXKUTBXUACBEVZISTYBZREDBZXLJXTUS8ODNMJPHDR GE, and died, not carved it. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: tazelbain on March 30, 2005, 08:33:53 PM Don't press you hateful meme of "making sense" on them.
They're freespirits. Yo! Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: MrHat on March 30, 2005, 08:35:31 PM I'm not dead! GF got to my keyboard.
Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Paelos on March 30, 2005, 08:50:33 PM Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Merusk on March 31, 2005, 03:05:59 AM Don't press you hateful meme of "making sense" on them. They're freespirits. Yo! ... Kids these days. None of them know their Python. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Biobanger on March 31, 2005, 08:42:28 AM Ah, old but still good.
Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: voodoolily on March 31, 2005, 10:44:15 AM I particularly love that on the blank page the teacher writes "page is to (sic) big". A fucking ENGLISH TEACHER!!
That shit makes my skin crawl. Title: Re: Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus Post by: Triforcer on April 07, 2005, 11:44:25 PM This has been floating around the net for years, and is certainly older than Nov 30, 2004. That doesn't mean it was real at some point in time, but with something like this we'll never know.
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