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Just thought it would be fun to put all the catass jokes into one thread, Foxworthy-style.

If you've ever found yourself pissing into jars so that you won't have to get up from your raids, you might be a catass.
If you have ever brought a cooler up to your computer room with your food and drinks for the next 12 hours, you might be a catass.
If you've ever pooped into a sock, you might be a catass.
If you pass on sexual relations with your partner because you are having cyber relations with an elf, you might be a catass
If you have have ever purchased in-game money for RL cash, you might be a catass.
If you have ever sold in-game money for RL cash, you might be a catass.
If you've ever referred to your gaming as "my second job" you might be a catass.
If you made shirts with your avatar's name and picture on them and then wear them in public, you might be a catass.
If you think the WoW forums are a place to rationally discuss current events...you're just a dumass.

Feel free to add on.

If Jeff Foxworthy humor is funny to you in context of online games, you might be an ass.

Like that?

HAR HAR. :-D

Hey it's a thread that's non-PSP related. No wonder you're pissy.

Douche.  :evil:

If you enjoy pissing all over something funny, you might hate fun.

I just hate Jeff Foxworthy. So, so, so much.

Maybe it's because I'm from Virginia and grew up around people that found him funny.

Guh, thinking about it makes me shiver. Rednecks are parodies of real good 'ol boys.

Shockeye, It's not that I hate fun. I just don't deserve it. As shown by my inability to beat the next to last level of Lumines.

Show us on the doll where the redneck touched you.


Please keep all PSP references to their appropriate threads and please wash your hands when leaving those threads. We don't want the risk of cross-contamination.

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If you've ever spent weeks on a message board arguing with people who are supposed to be friends about who gets to randomly roll for a piece of digital loot first, you might be a catass.

You might also be a future suicide victim.

If you participate in online gaming to such a degree that your cat's litterbox has become overfull and malodorous...

Oh god Paleos, I'd forgotten about the poop sock.  Thanks so much for the reminder.

If you've ever thought it would be fun to put all the catass jokes into one thread, Foxworthy-style, you might be a catass.

 :mrgreen:

Hahahaha is that something that actually happened? Sweet robot jesus...

 - meg

The word catass itself comes from one of those things.

If your house smells of cat ass because you are too busy playing EQ to change the litter box then you might be a catass?

Original F-13 Poopsock Reference. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=1595.msg41288#msg41288)

You cross the line of catassishness the moment you realise this rant applies...

I totally do that...

I want to say that if you worry/think/type/talk/debate/whine about catass' your probably a catass and your just jealous of some other catass' catassing.

I'd agree with that. Whining about people's ability to get things because they have more time to get things just makes you a closet catass.

Thank you.  I'm now dropping catass from my vocabulary.  From this day forward I shall call it poopsocking.

You might be a catass if you read this forum at work. Doubly so if you read this forum FOR work.

I'm a Catass  :x

Damn. I was doing well until you posted that. Guess I'm a catass. I suppose that's better than a poopsock though (or is it?)

You might be a catass if... you had a professions-grind era Jedi.

You might be a catass if your idea of virtuous behavior involves resskilling helpless opponents or camping the same spawn for hours at a time.

You might also be an MMOG developer.  :evil:

The 'professions-grind era' part of that sentence is redundant.

Ayup.  The current system is no less grindtastic.

Am I less of a catass if I quit and uninstalled the game the second the holo said "Master Pikeman"?

Yes, but still more of a catass than the person who's holo said "Master Image Designer."

Because Darth Sidious worked in a salon for years before he picked up a lightsaber.

Actually, that one is anti-catassery.  People who buy shit usually do it so they can have a real life and don't have to catass to get to the same place the catasses do.

Nah, it's just catassery by proxy.

Agreed, by buying items you are proving you are a wannabe catass with too much disposable income, and you are supporting other catasses habits by giving them profits. Remember, if you buy in-game gold, the catasses win.

Bah, my thingy in SWG told me Master Medic and I didn't want to (for non-SWG players, it was an easy grind). I forgot about the Jedi grind, actually. My god that dev team might be clinically retarded.
Or you could enjoy game who's design has been negatively impacted by that style of gameplay, fucknuts. But you go with jealousy, as most catasses do ;)

Please, all MMOG's are just computer versions of keeping up with the Jones'

Isn't that what making a community is all about?

Hehe...he said "community"

You might be a poopsocker if you fell for the "If your heart is true, don't kill blue" slogan.

And.. uhm... FFXI and stuff. Yeah.

Mouse pad glued to the top of an ice chest with a flat top.
Ice chest set onto a wood-riser platform to bring mouse pad to the ergo-correct height.
Ice chest full of Blue-Ice and an assortment of up to 12 beers.

In action:

Stop moving, flip up lid, grab beer, lower lid, go back to grinding.


I think I qualify.

-nat

ps- as an added bonus, RL friend with the guy featured in the News & Review article that Lum wrote about that brought about the very term Catass.... fyi while he still games, he no longer plays anything online.

Doesn't your mouse fall on the floor when you do that?

I have a second platform that sits just in front of me that is basically  a monitor riser.  I use it to hold maps, plates of food, my beer once its open.  I just set the mouse on it