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Title: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: SirBruce on March 29, 2005, 03:35:27 AM Quote from: KYW NewsRadio 1060 by KYW's Brad Segall NJ Man to Face Triple-Murder Charges in Montco (http://www.kyw1060.com/news_story_detail.cfm?newsitemid=44981) QEDA South Jersey man is being jailed without bail in Montgomery County, Pa. on charges that he stabbed three people to death last Friday in King of Prussia. In addition to facing first-degree murder charges in the stabbing deaths of Lisa Greaves, her sister Heather, and Heather’s three-year-old daughter, district attorney Bruce Castor says John Eichinger will also be charged with the 1999 murder of Jennifer Still of Bridgeport (Montgomery County), Pa. Castor (below right) says the motive appears to be jealousy, but they are also looking into some sort of connection with the fantasy role-playing game ”Dungeons and Dragons”: "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” He says it appears they were all part of the same circle of acquaintances. Castor hopes to prosecute all four murders at one time, and says he will seek the death penalty for Eichinger. Bruce Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: schild on March 29, 2005, 03:45:52 AM I hate people. And I really hate the DA Bruce Castor.
It seems as though those children jumped off that cliff chasing a 1up. There must be some connection to Super Mario Bros. Those wacky plumbers are the only people who would do such a thing, there may be a connection but I can't say for sure. What a douchebag. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: SirBruce on March 29, 2005, 04:37:45 AM I mean, you have many, many automobile deaths and those 'NASCAR' races involve cars and high speeds and crashes and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.
Bruce Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: schild on March 29, 2005, 07:05:38 AM Gran Turismo 4 and Ridge Racer. It's all about drifting. Right into the crowded bleachers of redneck hick utopia.
Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: HaemishM on March 29, 2005, 08:43:57 AM Wow, way to use that Jump to Conclusions mat there, DA Castor.
Cockgobbler. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: Murgos on March 29, 2005, 08:59:11 AM Quote "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those kitchen things involve knives and cleavers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” I like this guy. Being able to say something so vague that it can apply to almost thing/object combination is a true talent. Quote "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those Movable Typle Printing Presses involve lots of sharp parts and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: Sky on March 29, 2005, 09:13:22 AM Get him on this case, too!
LIGHTNING BOLT (http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/east/2002/04/10/15828.htm) Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: AOFanboi on March 29, 2005, 10:47:23 AM Quote from: KYW NewsRadio 1060 by KYW's Brad Segall "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” Someone show him a four-sided die and ask: "Did he stab using one of these? This is a Dungeons and Dragons dagger: An imaginary object that does 1d4 damage. Or are you full of shit?" Blameless Society rises again: "Something out there made him do it!" Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: voodoolily on March 29, 2005, 04:03:41 PM Did you guys see that episode of Reno 911 that had Patton Oswalt in it? He played a larping DM who got the cops called on him for making his players take actual damage. When the cops came, he's all (in full wizard regalia), "I am a level 50 wizard. I am immune to melee weapons, range weapons, magic.." and before he could finish the cops says, "Are you immune to MACE?" and sprays him in the face. He clutches his face screaming, "CROM!!!"
Classic moment in TV history. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: schild on March 29, 2005, 04:21:24 PM I think that Reno 911 skit was linked to by Sky or someone somewhere on f13.
I still think he should have said - I take off my Robe and my Wizard hat. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: voodoolily on March 29, 2005, 04:25:10 PM I think that Reno 911 skit was linked to by Sky or someone somewhere on f13. I still think he should have said - I take off my Robe and my Wizard hat. Oh no you didn't. BLOOD NINJA!!!! NOOOO!!!!! Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: Fargull on March 30, 2005, 01:31:21 PM That DA is a sad case of a geek getting kicked out of the geek club in highschool.
Wanna play with us Mr. Rule Lawyer, suck my fat one and get the fuck out of dodge. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: voodoolily on March 30, 2005, 02:02:28 PM Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal?
Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: Fargull on March 30, 2005, 02:06:39 PM Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal? Metallica turning all capitalistic and demanding the Man protect them. Didn't even Bob Dole give them the thumbs up. Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: voodoolily on March 30, 2005, 02:23:47 PM Yes, sadly. And twas the darkest day in heavy metal when Dubya gave Ozzy props.
Title: Re: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths Post by: MaceVanHoffen on March 30, 2005, 02:59:55 PM Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal? If you read this post backward you can hear a special message from Satan telling you to poke Mommy's eyes out. |