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Title: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: SirBruce on March 27, 2005, 06:03:27 AM Quote EverQuest Inspires Pizza, Babies (http://www.etoychest.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=951&Itemid=2) Written by Jason Dobson Friday, 25 March 2005 Sony Online Entertainment just sent notice that some poor baby has been named after a character in EverQuest. Apparently players really, really love this game. Case in point: player Tabitha Ayers gave birth to a baby girl January 6, 2005, and promptly named her Firiona Vie Ayers, in honor of EverQuest’s famous spokes-elf. The path to geekdom for this child has aready been paved in 12-sided dice and character sheets. (http://www.etoychest.org/images/stories/soe/everquest/eq_baby.jpg) When did the parents find the time to tear themselves away from the game to actually have sex? Bruce Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: Strazos on March 27, 2005, 06:06:49 AM It's called multi-tasking.
Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: Paelos on March 28, 2005, 09:27:03 AM It's called multi-tasking. It's like naming your daughter Crystal. You know she's either going to be a stripper or a whore. If you're lucky, both. Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: WayAbvPar on March 28, 2005, 09:51:31 AM Quote January 6, 2005 There is no way the kid in the picture is less than 3 months old. That has to be a typo or something. Also, the parents need to be slapped. Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: HaemishM on March 28, 2005, 11:34:59 AM Give it a year or two and maybe we'll see a story about them being arrested for child neglect after they lock the baby in the closet for 13 hours for a Plane of Time raid.
Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: Sky on March 28, 2005, 12:29:57 PM Locked in the closet? That little toddler will be in on the chain-heal gang, they probably already have a cleric all pl'd up for it.
...at least it'll learn to read and write, and it's numbers.... Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: Furiously on March 28, 2005, 01:01:32 PM Can you IMAGINE all the uber loot that kid is going to have?
Title: Re: Firiona Vie Ayers Post by: Strazos on March 28, 2005, 05:14:27 PM Can you IMAGINE all the uber loot that kid is going to have? r00fles |