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Title: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 09:50:03 AM Okay, I know you all have seen this shit. You go into your local corner store (not 7-11 or Plaid Pantry, just a regular Mr. Lee's Express or whatever). You're buying smokes and notice the incense for sale, usually behind the counter or next to it. And then, the most glorious thing you've ever witnessed: Black Love incense, featuring the best sculpted 'fro in history on a greased-up Mario Van Peebles lookalike. (How do I insert an image of this shit?) But it gets even better! There's also Black Magic, with Chaka Khan on crack on the box. But my favorite, favorite is Spring Rain. Sounds pretty benign, right? That's because you haven't seen the picture on the front of an innocent-enough-looking young white woman, eyes shut tight, getting sprayed in the face by what we are to assume is Spring Rain. Au contrare, mon frere! I like to think of it as Water Sports incense. I've never smelled it, and I hope not to ever.
Edit: I don't know if this qualifies as news, but dammit if it doesn't qualify as something. Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: HaemishM on March 23, 2005, 09:51:00 AM I'm not googling that to find a product packaging image.
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 09:52:24 AM I already did, but I don't know how to paste one in. It's not as nasty as it sounds, if you don't think Afro Sheen is nasty. Man, the chick in Van Peebles arms even has a wild orchid behind her ear. Classic.
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: WayAbvPar on March 23, 2005, 09:55:15 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/mascho/soul-glo.jpg)
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 09:58:18 AM How do you do that?
Edit: I got it dialed in.... (http://www.sylloge.com/misc_bin/images/incense_blacklove.jpeg) Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 10:00:45 AM (http://C:\Documents and Settings\Shared User\My Documents\My Pictures\heather pix\black love incense)
Nope, that's clearly not how to do it. Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 10:03:03 AM These are the same thing, with funny commentary.
http://www.sylloge.com/misc_bin/incense2.html http://www.sylloge.com/misc_bin/incense4.html http://www.sylloge.com/misc_bin/incense5.html Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: Shockeye on March 23, 2005, 10:16:18 AM (http://www.kulin.ca/getpicture.asp?id=03920)
That was the ONLY picture I could find of it. My google-fu is lacking. Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: Furiously on March 23, 2005, 10:18:19 AM My cat wants some of this....
(http://www.sylloge.com/misc_bin/images/incense_pussy.jpeg) Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 10:19:29 AM (http://www.kulin.ca/getpicture.asp?id=03920) That was the ONLY picture I could find of it. My google-fu is lacking. This isn't the one. I'll buy some and scan the package. I couldn't google one either, so don't despair. Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: Shockeye on March 23, 2005, 10:36:28 AM (http://www.web-dimensions.com/balarama/be_cat/images/fantasy_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: Paelos on March 23, 2005, 10:45:15 AM HIPPIES!
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 10:47:58 AM Brown shugah doesn't look like a hippie to me...
Title: Re: Black love and water sports Post by: voodoolily on March 23, 2005, 10:51:19 AM (http://wfnk.com/ohioplayers/images/cv_honey.jpg) BAM! |