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Okay, I don't play many rpgs. That's only because I've only found a few that can hold my interest to level 5. But, as a female, I am eerily drawn to uber-cute fairy shit. But is this game too gay? I need something new to chew on for awhile, and am thinking of giving it a try. Has anyone fucked around with it? Feedback, please!

And please don't pummel me with bullshit just because the rpg is not my gaming mode of choice! I've heard it all already. Thanks!

Linky please, I have no idea wtf you are talking about.

I'm a girl and I have no idea what she's talking about, but I'll agree with her in the name off sisterhood.

Your kind always stick together! <shakes fist feebly>

Uhh..right. The link (I am SUCH an amateur!)

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/fairyland/index.html

I'm going ahead and downloading the Mermaid Princess patch (om fucking g MERMAID PRINCESS!) just in case. Taking advantage of the fast connex at work - such a good employee I am!

Have you seen Ragnarok Online?  This looks like pretty much the same thing...

Gameplay is what matters, if this game has some amazing new ideas, good combat/interface, open pvp and a minimal grind and is fun let me know I'll play it.

You're funny.

Voo: Props on the avatar.

Thanks, Mr. Hat!

Yeah, I'm pretty much hoping I can have some really violent, fairy-on-mermaid action and tear some shit up. :evil:

I think I'll go ahead and check it out (again - a bitch can't resist a fairy), and maybe I'll post a review.

Probably a good thing then because otherwise those screenshots looks like it would turn your outie into an innie.

There were a couple things that concerned me in looking over the site and related materials.  One was that while pets and other game elements seem to crop up in all the reviews and faqs, there is nothing mentioned about PvP, although the game web page does mention PK elements in several places.  Maybe the Asian market just has a default standard for PvP, or maybe these references were old data.  Couldn't tell.

The second was a barrier on the reg page, where they asked for info I either don't have (passport/ID number - the game is based in Malaysia) or they aren't gonna get (Home Phone number).

Third was that while most folks implied that this was free, it didn't look like that to me.  This may be a holdover from the recently (beginning of March) ended beta, or it may reference what looked like a free trial, in which you get 100 'units' of playtime free.  There was also a newbie package of 100 units for a couple of bucks, and larger packages of many more 'units' plus some expendable items for various prices.  I didn't do the exchange rate on those.

English quality ranges from not bad to utterly incomprehensible, depending on the page you hit.

I cruised the message boards, where I learned that the Wood Whale is not in the game yet.  They publically ban dupers.

Here is the game home page (http://www.fairyland.com.my/).

You could play the American version (http://www.1010game.com/) instead, you know. Site doesn't work for me in Opera, though.

Yeah, we could make a f13 FairyLand guild, heh.

BTW, the first link to the Asian-version site had a pic of a "Player of the Day". I started laughing so hard from it I had to close it out before my coworkers go suspicious.

Great idea.  Who will be the guild's head fairy?  Not me... I don't like getting my knees dirty.  I suggest schild.  He'll last 7 minutes... just about the time it'll take for me to lose interest in this cutesy game and wander off.

I think we should most definately make a griefer fairyland guild, when I see innocence on the net I find the urge to curb stomp it out of existence.

Yeah, the only thing better than fairies is giving fairies a boot party! Anybody else constantly wanna smoke Navi on Ocarina of Time for her incessant "Hey!!!!" and "Look!!!!!"?

Anyways, the boyfriendster and I tried to get that shit up last night and had some issues. Actually he worked on it while I sat and played something else. We (sadly; poserly) have dial-up, which might be part of the problem? And the disk I burned the patch onto made his puter very, very angry. I have a 1999 iMac, so obviously I can't use mine.

We could call our guild Queers Bash Back just to confuse the hell out of everyone.

Oh! Can I make the Player of the Day my pet? His Engrish is so cute! http://www.fairyland.com.my/playeroftheday/potd.htm

Hah, can we keep her?

I didn't get past the second sentence before I started to chuckle uncontrollably.

I think he has a little spittle on his chin. ^_^

The first spittle in him whole entire lifes. It make him jubilance and exciting to see so many nice person admire him.

OMG schild that is so fucking funny! In the time it took me to type my last response you already fucking NAILED it!!

I couldn't help myself. You inspired me.

Edit: Holy god. That web page is just wonderful.

 I start to play F.L. coz when i see my brother play , i feel very cute & funny! ^.6 And i like to live in the world like fairyland!!waaagagagaga :) (http://www.fairyland.com.my/playeroftheday/flplayer_20050127.htm)

Yeah, sadly the American site is just cute (not cute in that "aww...they can't talk right!" kinda way, just the regular, insipid girly shit that I secretly love).

Speaking of insipid girl shit, would someone PLEASE make a Deery Lou game?!
http://www.sanrio.com/main/whatsnew/designs/feb04/deery.html

And NOT a hunting game, as you all will suggest. Can't they make games that are adorable and challenging?

mother fucker this thread is not work safe I almost put my stapler in my mouth so i could surpress the laughter...

Given this game, I am not so sure that is spittle folks.

Eww.

We were all thinking it.  Gratz on being the first one to say it.   :wink:

I want an avatar! Please daddy?

Ok - you can now have an avatar.

Ever been to Korea?  It is the land of mothers putting lipstick on their young sons to have their pictures taken and little boys wearing frilly socks.  None of this is seen as especially effeminate.

It is indeed a different world.

Is there some kind of strange, Asian strain of Tourette's Syndrome that causes one to just insert random numerals into text at absolutely inappropriate places? I thought math was the universal language.

And why does that write-up sound like it should end with "I want much very to meet husband American to have big funz with and green card so move can I to Los Angeles!"

Only with more numbers.

I don't recall anything like that, but I do have memories of mothers trying to pimp their daughters out to me, or occasionally being tear gassed if I wandered too close to wherever the students were rioting.  Of course, that was twenty-odd years ago.  MMORPGS (and their damage to the Korean collective psyche) didn't exist then...

Is there some kind of strange, Asian strain of Tourette's Syndrome that causes one to just insert random numerals into text at absolutely inappropriate places? I thought math was the universal language.
Ha ha ha! I think teenage retardation is more universal. I thought I was the only one not getting the >>66 (whatevs) shit.

Yeah, you're gonna want to kill those double quotes in the middle there. I cleaned it up.

I tried to just quote a chunk but had trubs. I apparently can't just move the little box that has the word "quote" in it and put it wherever the hell I want?  :-P

Edit: oh, but thanks for fixing it Paelos!

BBCode nublet.

[ quote]<insert quote here>[ /quote]

If you take away the spaces between the "["s and "]"s you get:


Basically, the "[ quote]" starts the quote, and the "[ /quote] ends the quote.

Got it. Thanks!

Hey, has anyone figured out where the hell one obtains the Fairyland USA CD-Rom? Do I actually hafta go to the fucking store and buy it? This SO better be worth it....

They have that shit in stores? Cheeeerist. Why didn't my local EB Employees inform me? They'd know I'd eat that shit up. Wait, no, there's no way any store would carry something called Fairy Land.

Fairyland Mermaid Princess Patch 



This alone offends my sensibilities as a woman. It's hard enough being a gamer that is female, must we contend with oh so pretty bubblegum princess Fairyland Mermaid fish-fuckers? I mean when big game companies send out those nonsensical surveys out and about to all of us around the world asking us for our opinions and what we want out of a game.


Is THIS what all of us are asking for?

Yes, obviously.

The only way I can respond to this is..

Le Sigh.

Bad Superpoptart! No Signature images! Naughty! Bad!

I've edited this comment after learning you CAN in fact edit my sig image. Which is just wrong. Too much power.


And my image sig WAS cool. I've taken it down out of fear that it will be compared (again) to the Vault boards.

I couldn't live with myself if that happened.

Uhh...you mean all gaming chix aren't Nipponophilic Sanrio whores? I guess that's just me...

But y'know, I'd hazard a guess that the majority of players of this (and other teeth-hurting cute games) are still (Asian) boys. And I do agree that female gamers need someone besides Titties fucking Croft to be when we play. Samus is the only female character that cuts the mustard (in my humble opinion, and no, I'm not counting all the feminized versions of male characters that one may play in MMOGs) in the ass-kicking females department, and you can only tell she's a chick if you're paying close attention.

I think I found a store that would...

www.buygay.com

MAN WITH ERECT PENIS WARNING!!!

woo hoo!

There's something you don't expect in the morning. Well, at least at work.

Baaaadddd SIGNE!

Yeah...just do what I do: clear your history, cookies and all temporary internet files every couple of hours (just in case)!

Gay men are so hot.  :-P

WhyXD do they type XD behind randomlyXD selected words?  :x

(http://www.geocities.com/cartman_the/cartman_mad.jpg)

^ Classic...you Nipponophlilic-Nintendo whore! ;)

So there's this female character in Mercs (GTA North Korea) that isn't 'Titties physics bashing' Croft'ish. She's just a killer of the human-race with a hood.

Aloha Voodoolily--I finally located you! Private-Eyes are soooooo worth the $$
JJ