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Title: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Shockeye on March 15, 2005, 11:31:41 AM Quote from: AP Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles (http://www.click2houston.com/food/4286057/detail.html) UPDATED: 10:32 am CST March 15, 2005 CONCONULLY, Wash. -- Organizers of the Cowboy Caviar festival in Conconully are auctioning off the titles of "King and Queen of the Ball" on eBay. The winning royal couple will receive free lodging, entertainment and food in the north central Washington town for three days. They will reign over a contest to see which of three restaurants can cook up the best bull testicles. The town of 200 hopes to attract more attention to the June 18 event, which sold 60 tickets last year. Marilyn Church of the Chamber of Commerce says some people plan their summer vacations around testicle festivals. Can I get a side of lamb fries with that? Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: schild on March 15, 2005, 11:33:37 AM Too much penis today. Not enough Jesus. We need more balance here before the whole load goes overboard.
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: WayAbvPar on March 15, 2005, 11:38:19 AM I have never heard of that backwater shithole, and I have lived in WA my entire life. I am guessing it is one of the dozens of tiny hamlets in the NE end of the state, which is three exits past the end of the world.
These are the same type that want to split the state in half to get away from all the liberals on the west side of the state (Seattle/Tacoma/Bellevue, etc). More power to them- my tax dollars have been subsidizing them for years. Have fun driving on unpaved roads, fuckos. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: stray on March 15, 2005, 12:24:15 PM backwater shithole I agree. Seattle (Kent to be exact) is kind of a second home for me. Seattle/Tacoma is cool. East Washington = Idaho. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Shockeye on March 15, 2005, 01:57:22 PM You know you want to bid. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16071&item=6517995149)
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Paelos on March 15, 2005, 02:12:51 PM IT'S GOT A PONTOON PARTY BOAT RIDE!
Seriously, this is the most redneck thing I've seen outside the South. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Strazos on March 15, 2005, 02:45:48 PM Yee-Haw, Git-R-Done (http://www.larrythecableguy.com/), and all that.
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Sobelius on March 15, 2005, 04:15:25 PM I'm headed up to the Olympic Peninsula for 2 weeks at the end of May for a solo vacation -- staying in Port Angeles and bringing my camera with the hope to enjoy seeing as much of the peninsula as possible, as well as making a trip or two out to some of the other scenic drives north and east of Seattle. I have no interest in seeing this testicle town, though.
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: WayAbvPar on March 15, 2005, 04:30:54 PM If you go to Port Townsend, have dinner at Lanza's. Just a little mom and pop hole in the wall, but I have had a couple of the best meals of my life there.
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: TheWalrus on March 15, 2005, 05:57:51 PM Well I hope when you arive Sobe, you can get a clear view from the ridge. On a nice day it seems like you can see the whole damn state. (Ridge road currently only open on weekends...beware.) Oh, and have breakfast at the Cornerhouse. Damn good food.
If you're looking for spendy evening food, Downriggers is good, as is the Crabhouse which also has a fairly spendy hotel attached. Otherwise, theres a Best Western and Motel 6 on the east end of town. If you have plenty of time, I'd suggest taking the boat ride across to B.C. as well...nice place, lots to see. The wax museum rocks, although they have a pretty shitty looking Kennedy family. Wisecracks not needed. Hope you have fun in my lil hamlet. Nice place to live. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Furiously on March 16, 2005, 10:01:37 AM I'm headed up to the Olympic Peninsula for 2 weeks at the end of May for a solo vacation -- staying in Port Angeles and bringing my camera with the hope to enjoy seeing as much of the peninsula as possible, as well as making a trip or two out to some of the other scenic drives north and east of Seattle. I have no interest in seeing this testicle town, though. Hurricane ridge is lovely. There are also some great hikes along the hood canal. Course the Hoh rain forest is pretty impressive as well. Good vacation spot. Other then not much in the way of good food out in the Peninsula. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Sobelius on March 16, 2005, 10:05:52 AM Wow -- thanks for all the suggestions folks! I'm hoping that by spending 2 full weeks up there, rather than just a few days, that I'll get a good sense of the place and have plenty of time to try the mom and pop places. I do plan on a trip to BC (I grew up in Ontario and never have seen the west coast of Canada). Hurricane Ridge is on my list, as well as the rainforests.
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Furiously on March 16, 2005, 12:37:52 PM Oh - grab a tide chart and there is a great hike along the coast as well.
Or head down to Ocean Shores and ride on the go-carts. Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Riggswolfe on March 16, 2005, 12:52:05 PM This could be an awesome setup for a horror movie. Young college guys win only to discover it is their balls that will be served up! Muahahahaha
Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Sobelius on March 16, 2005, 03:39:33 PM This could be an awesome setup for a horror movie. Young college guys win only to discover it is their balls that will be served up! Muahahahaha Sounds like the plot of a twisted gay pron movie, Riggs. Of course, gay (male) pron is horror to some folks... Title: Re: Washington Town Auctions Off Testicle Titles Post by: Shockeye on March 16, 2005, 03:41:23 PM Sounds like the plot of a twisted gay pron movie, Riggs. Of course, gay (male) pron is horror to some folks... It's only a horror when you realize you paid $14.95 for it by mistake because you'd been drinking in the hotel bar all night and all those buttons on the remote control kept moving on you. So I've heard. |