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Title: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 09, 2016, 02:49:15 AM
Really only making this topic out of habit. Between the leaks, the early announcements, the talk of stopgap slightly upgraded consoles, and the fact that I just haven't been putting a lot of time into games this year, I'm just personally not all that excited about E3 this year. I mean I usually expect a lot of disappointment out of E3 anyway, but I'm not typically this apathetic to it (I'll still be watching it though except for Bethesda because I'll be working).

That said, this years conference schedule (all in Pacific Time):

Sunday June 12th:

EA - 1pm

Bethesda - 7pm

Monday June 13th:

MS - 9:30am

PC Games - 11:30am

Ubisoft - 1pm

Sony - 5:30pm

Tuesday June 14th

Nintendo - 9am




Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Margalis on June 09, 2016, 04:23:25 AM
I'm curious to see how the upgraded console stuff shakes out.

Hopefully be the time E3 ends I'll have some super sekret insider infoz that I won't be sharing.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: MrHat on June 09, 2016, 05:53:03 AM
Interested to see if any VR stuff actually looks more fun than novel.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Lucas on June 09, 2016, 08:51:02 AM
Interested to see if any VR stuff actually looks more fun than novel.

https://www.vg247.com/2016/06/03/naughty-america-will-be-showing-vr-porn-at-e3-2016/


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 09, 2016, 09:38:01 AM
Interesting that E3 is only two days this year...  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 09, 2016, 09:41:25 AM
Why do they still have this giant waste of time and money? Also, until they upgrade the games available on the new consoles, it won't matter what they do the hardware because there isn't shit out on the consoles I can think of that makes me give a fuck to buy one. Persona 5 will change that but that's not until next year.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 09, 2016, 10:09:55 AM
I'm excited about Watch Dogs 2, Persona 5, The Last Guardian, and uhhhhhh

I think that's it


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 09, 2016, 10:14:54 AM
They still claim that Last Guardian is going to be finished/released? Wasn't that supposed to be a PS3 exclusive?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 09, 2016, 10:29:04 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: KallDrexx on June 09, 2016, 10:49:36 AM
I'm excited to see Dishonoured 2.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Gimfain on June 09, 2016, 02:48:14 PM
I'm mostly excited to know how much better ubisoft graphics settings will be at e3 compared to when watch dogs 2 goes live. I'm also excited about gameplay trailers that don't show actual gameplay.

Going less cynical, I would like to see more of For Honor, horizon zero dawn, see things for tyranny, hear about what visceral games is doing with that star wars game, would want to hear about another wolfenstein and also hear about totally new stuff.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 09, 2016, 03:15:56 PM
The internet has really been harping on the fact trailer graphics never make it into the final game.

Why do people give a fuck about this anymore? Aren't we past that? Graphics don't make the game. They really don't. Otherwise we'd all still be playing Division.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Nija on June 09, 2016, 04:06:45 PM
You mean The Division that was shown at E3? Because that game didn't make it into the final version. That's what people are pissed about. Look up the youtube video comparing the E3 version and the released version. It's way deeper than just graphics.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 09, 2016, 05:47:40 PM
The release version of Division was absolutely gorgeous. "Hope" is for the birds.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Fabricated on June 09, 2016, 07:02:51 PM
Persona 5 is out next year.

The rest of this shit I can take or leave.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Surlyboi on June 09, 2016, 07:31:54 PM
The release version of Division was absolutely gorgeous. "Hope" is for the birds.

Yup. The game itself may be merely passable, but don't shit on the graphics and environment. They kill.

As for E3, I should be there Monday, barring unforeseen stupidity. 


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Falconeer on June 10, 2016, 05:25:42 AM
Call of Cthulhu trailer!  :drillf: :drillf: :drillf:

... by Cyanide  :uhrr: :uhrr: :heartbreak:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbuE7rbDzs&feature=em-uploademail


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sir T on June 10, 2016, 06:03:28 AM
Well, I guess we can take it as given that the most horrific thing about that will be the UI...


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 10, 2016, 08:16:41 AM
Now there's some true Lovecraftian horror.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 10, 2016, 08:54:54 AM
Cyanide has no business making this. Ugh.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Furiously on June 10, 2016, 02:54:18 PM
I'm excited about Watch Dogs 2, Persona 5, The Last Guardian, and uhhhhhh

I think that's it

After watchdogs 1, they are really going to have to deliver to make me purchase.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Teleku on June 10, 2016, 03:32:46 PM
God dammit Cyanide.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 12:47:06 PM
EA starting up shortly. As always I'd be happy for a new Fight Night or Skate. Aside from that just looking forward to Mass Effect. Please don't bring out awkward guests like Pelé this year.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:09:27 PM
I have nothing to do this afternoon, so I'm watching a press conference about games I'll never play because of bad platforms.

What a time to be alive.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 01:23:25 PM
Madden e-sports. The two most sleep-inducing words in the English language.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:25:26 PM
Dying at the guy who broke his collarbone tying his shoes who competes in football-based esports. Lawdy.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:28:49 PM
The narrator for this mass effect trailer really shows how little the devs care about the series anymore. Why not just get NDT and be done with it. Damn.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:34:39 PM
Lots of time dedicated to sports with an audience of people who glorify 8-bit fucking indie garbage. Goddamn.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:37:15 PM
Alex Hunter is Jason Bourne.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:37:35 PM
EA Sports: "please clap"


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 01:37:45 PM
FIFA single-player story. Seriously, what the hell is this?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 01:38:55 PM
Hyping up managers being in the game?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:39:10 PM
Grand Theft Childhood Decision Tree Simulator

duh


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:41:57 PM
White DJ Khaled has taken the stage.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 01:50:57 PM
JADE RAYMOND IS BACK

SHE'S BACK


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 01:56:55 PM
So they don't actually have any Star Wars stuff to show, just a bunch of people talking about what great games they're making.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 01:59:10 PM
Last game up, Battlefield 1. So in this entire press conference they showed Titanfall 2, Mass Effect: Andromeda (very briefly), Madden, FIFA, Fe, and Battlefield 1.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 02:03:50 PM
meh

EA is still EA. Also last guy had a white undershirt under his white undershirt.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 02:41:15 PM
Fuck BF1 looks boring.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 12, 2016, 03:21:21 PM
Fuck BF1 looks boring.

Did they spend a buttload of time talking about the boring, overly-scripted "cinematic" single-player campaign that no one will play unless there are actually weapon unlocks in it?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 12, 2016, 03:25:25 PM
Fuck BF1 looks boring.

Did they spend a buttload of time talking about the boring, overly-scripted "cinematic" single-player campaign that no one will play unless there are actually weapon unlocks in it?

No, they did that for FIFA.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sir T on June 12, 2016, 04:05:48 PM
I know for a fact that everyone who plays the FIFA games, their biggest complaint is the lack of a single player story about a poor put upon Manager. Grand Theft Football must be a thing.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 12, 2016, 04:34:45 PM
That truly does not make any sense. Oh right, EA.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Fabricated on June 12, 2016, 07:48:29 PM
yes bethesda, a hearthstone ripoff was exactly what you needed to make.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 12, 2016, 10:16:32 PM
Forgot this was happening tonight. Yea, literally Hearthstone. From a company NOT known for polish. Meh.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Jeff Kelly on June 13, 2016, 01:25:28 AM
I never got why sports franchise games need a single player campaign. Integration of aspects of Manager sims, yes. Story mode? Why the hell would you want a poorly scripted rags to riches story?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Lucas on June 13, 2016, 04:03:03 AM
yes bethesda, a hearthstone ripoff was exactly what you needed to make.

I'm in beta, and I actually like the gameplay more  than Hearthstone (but sure, it will definitely come out less polished than Blizzard's game, with a much smaller playerbase).


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: KallDrexx on June 13, 2016, 05:32:47 AM
yes bethesda, a hearthstone ripoff was exactly what you needed to make.

More likely to make money that "Quake with classes"


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Falconeer on June 13, 2016, 05:44:24 AM
"Quake with classes [Quake Champions]" is the first of many many many Overwatch clones we are gonna have to swallow for the next five years. Which is ironic because Overwatch isn't one bit original. It's 2004 all over again.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rendakor on June 13, 2016, 06:13:56 AM
Could you guys please at least name the things that you're talking about? I get almost all of my E3 coverage here on F13 and having to google "bethesda hearthstone clone" for every example is kind of a PITA.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Druzil on June 13, 2016, 06:56:59 AM
That time device at the end of the Dishonored 2 stuff looks pretty sweet.  That might be worth $7 on Steam eventually.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 09:38:52 AM
MS leading off with name dropping their new console and also making a big push for Xbox/PC cross platform play. Buying Gears of War 4 on one platform also gets you access to the game on the other platform (sounds like they have this planned for more games in the future).


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 09:40:17 AM
Gears of War 4 still looks pretty dull though so far.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 09:44:59 AM
Turned it on. Killer Instinct. Already halfway to turning it off.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 09:45:26 AM
Could you guys please at least name the things that you're talking about? I get almost all of my E3 coverage here on F13 and having to google "bethesda hearthstone clone" for every example is kind of a PITA.
It's called Elder Scrolls: Legends

and it's just literally a hearthstone clone.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 09:46:07 AM
There's nothing Microsoft can do to make people happy other than to say all their games will be on Steam and have nothing to do with the Windows 10 store. They're just boned in that regard.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 09:48:20 AM
Forza Horizon 3 with some off-road racing.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 09:52:01 AM
I'm not much of a Forza person but this looks fairly good. Another cross play Xbox/PC game.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 09:54:44 AM
Recore trailer and now some Final Fantasy XV stuff.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 09:59:37 AM
Show me Phantom Dust you cocksuckers.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 09:59:54 AM
lol@ The Division. Literally already a dead game.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:00:37 AM
Battlefield 1, because we didn't get enough of that yesterday...


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:00:57 AM
Was pretty boring yesterday also.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:01:09 AM
And the guy on stage keeps calling it Battle 1.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:01:51 AM
They're showing the same trailer they showed twice yesterday.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:03:33 AM
This guy has the douchiest voice.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:06:03 AM
Microsofts gaming division is a pit of confusion. Maybe by buying LinkedIn they can find new people to run it.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:06:25 AM
Xbox live stuff. LFG on XBL feature.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 10:06:40 AM
I'm not much of a Forza person but this looks fairly good. Another cross play Xbox/PC game.

Forza on the PC does get my interest. Not much else you guys have mentioned has.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:06:55 AM
CORTANA

***WHOOOOOOOOO***

Gonna go ahead and say Microsoft is going with "please clap" also.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:07:16 AM
I'm not much of a Forza person but this looks fairly good. Another cross play Xbox/PC game.

Forza on the PC does get my interest. Not much else you guys have mentioned has.
It'll stop holding ya'lls interest when it's only on the Windows 10 store. Which barely functions.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 10:07:47 AM
Gonna go ahead and say Microsoft is going with "please clap" also.

That should be the tagline for this entire generation of consoles.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:08:45 AM
Minecraft cross-platform stuff.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:09:13 AM
Can NOT think of anything more ridiculous than watching people play Minecraft at E3. Thanks Minecraft Chick.

Jesus.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:09:30 AM
Fuckoff John Carmack.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 10:09:56 AM
Fuckoff John Carmack.

Has he not made you his bitch yet?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:11:02 AM
John Carmack playing Minecraft on the Oculus with forced enthusiastic comments.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:11:23 AM
Fuckoff John Carmack.

Has he not made you his bitch yet?
With..... what?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:12:01 AM
LET'S DEAL WITH THE UFO. OBLIGATORY NAME OF AREA HERE.

This is less thrilling than a knitting competition.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:13:46 AM
Minecraft Chick talks with the enthusiasm of having your family backstage being held hostage.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:14:04 AM
oh thank god customized controllers

no clue this is what I was missing the whole time

pls engrv mien w/ weedgod420 thx


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:14:35 AM
New game from Limbo creators.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:15:53 AM
INDEPENDENT DEVELOPERS HAVE FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED THE WAY WE PLAY GAMES THIS GENERATION

no, making games is just cheap/easy now, so there's more of them


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:16:37 AM
I guess they aren't actually going to tell us anything about it. Going straight into indie game montage.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:17:17 AM
I really hope a lot of these games are still coming out on Steam. A lot of them said "Xbox Play Anywhere" at the bottom.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:22:29 AM
We Happy Few is creepy as fuck.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:23:30 AM
(it could have been called "I work at a tech startup funded by a true visionary")


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:23:58 AM
Gwent?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:24:19 AM
Looks like it yeah.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:25:34 AM
I didn't play Witcher 3 enough to get into Gwent because the beginning was terribly slow and boring, but I've heard it was the best thing in the game from multiple people.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Falconeer on June 13, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Guys guys let's make a card game.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:26:39 AM
Gwent was not a card game based on skill. Hopefully they've rebalanced it a lot.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:27:09 AM
Not that I'm going to buy it anyway.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:28:07 AM
I bet it'll be F2P anyway.

Also, i'm too old to care about any streetfighter past MVC2.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:28:45 AM
Is this the other Tekken X Street Fighter game?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:29:15 AM
Has to be.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:29:47 AM
I want an Exorcism game about cleansing Akuma.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:29:58 AM
fuck me so japanese


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:31:27 AM
Dead Rising?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:31:43 AM
Yup. I like guessing games within the first 5 frames.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:32:38 AM
Hey guys, remember Dead Rising 1, back when people still cared about the franchise? We brought the main character back!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:33:00 AM
Looked alright though.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:35:12 AM
I wonder how quickly they scrambled to find gay pride flags and ribbons last night.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:36:23 AM
Dinosaur May Cry.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:36:43 AM
I have zero desire to play this.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:37:58 AM
Scalebound not really doing much for me.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:39:02 AM
Kamiya: Lord of shitty 80s heroes with quippy one-liners that are terrible.

Shut the fuck up, dude with headphones.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:39:10 AM
Oh, he put headphones on. He's edgy.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:39:51 AM
Looks like a bunch of "attack the weak spot" stuff.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:40:39 AM
Every multiplayer action game from every dev (including BF1) looked like a bad MMOG.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:41:01 AM
I have absolutely no idea what this is.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:42:23 AM
Too Pirate.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:42:52 AM
It's that Pirate game from Rare that we all completely forgot about after it was announced last year.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:44:09 AM
Ayyyyyy another MMOG.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:45:55 AM
In order to make this game seem more entertaining, we found four of the most obnoxious people to play it.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:46:09 AM
ugh

no one talks like that when they're playing games


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:46:50 AM
Shawshank Redemption, the game, where you play Red trying to get to Zihuatanejo. Red has no drivers license and has glaucoma.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:46:59 AM
Oh, it's not? That's a shame.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:47:48 AM
State of Decay?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:47:59 AM
State of Who Gives a Shit.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:48:25 AM
This better be Terminator.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:48:44 AM
Ah, Gears of Gwar!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:49:19 AM
World of Spacecraft!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:50:04 AM
What the fuck has Halo become?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:50:18 AM
Halo Wars 2.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 10:50:37 AM
Man, is there anyone that cares about Halo anymore?

LOL, lore.  Shut up, dude.

Please clap.

Looks like something a real RTS vomitted up.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 10:52:00 AM
I'm sure they'll totally get RTS right on the console this time.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 10:53:06 AM
Just how punchable is this guy's face?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:53:14 AM
Console RTS hasn't been done right since Cannon Fodder on the Jaguar.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Paelos on June 13, 2016, 10:53:55 AM
Gwent was not a card game based on skill. Hopefully they've rebalanced it a lot.

It's impossible to balance. It's all about powerful cards, there's no resources or anything.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:55:01 AM
I gotta say, no "slim" or "rejiggered" console has been impressive since the PS2 slim. Which was like 7 credit cards stacked on eachother.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:55:36 AM
The quality of this stream is terrible. Why aren't people using middle out compression?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 10:55:45 AM
Mole.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:56:18 AM
They're really going for it.

I don't think it has SLI'd 1080s.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:56:38 AM
Didn't it already leak that this thing can't do 4k gaming at 60fps?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:58:35 AM
“I know pixels, I have the best pixels. I have the best, but there is no better word than pixels.”


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 10:59:50 AM
Project Bond Villain.

6 Teraflops, bro.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 10:59:57 AM
If Sony comes out and says the PS4 whatever is PS2/PS3 backwards compatible, gg.

The Xbox catalog is total garbage.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 11:01:03 AM
Doesn't matter anyway since pretty much everything they announced is going to be on PC.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 11:01:15 AM
can not get over the guy saying they were the best pixels he's ever seen

like holy fuck how does he have a job


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 11:04:46 AM
Low skill ceiling.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 11:05:10 AM
PC show should be coming up shortly.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 11:21:32 AM
What the fuck am I looking at on Twitch right now.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 11:34:26 AM
Starting off with Dawn of War 3.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:36:45 AM
I wish the faux english accent for 'foreigners' or 'future/historical/whatever' would go away.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:39:50 AM
What a terrible interview of who the fuck cares. I can't imagine sitting in that audience without melon ballers.

If the developers don't even seem to give a shit about their franchise entry of a reiteration of a tired game...


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Trippy on June 13, 2016, 11:41:46 AM
Fuckoff John Carmack.
Has he not made you his bitch yet?
That was the other John.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 11:43:33 AM
Fuckoff John Carmack.
Has he not made you his bitch yet?
That was the other John.
Still confused.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 11:44:06 AM
Man, PC looks boring as fuck.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:49:21 AM
Are they saying Giant Cock?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 11:51:49 AM
Mount & Blade looks like Mount & Blade. Siege stuff looks ok.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
Mountain Blade: Fun with Mangonels


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:56:35 AM
Did Randy Quaid have a less talented, uglier son?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 11:58:37 AM
Cliffy B showing off generic shooter.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 11:59:56 AM
Does Scott Evil have a new company every time he makes a game?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:00:11 PM
"If Overwatch is Street Fighter, we're going to be Mortal Kombat."


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:01:24 PM
As a non-anime fan, I'm feeling what he's saying there.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:02:50 PM
Whenever I've thought I've found the bottom of my dislike of Yahoo...they find something new to annoy with.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
This presser is fucking awful.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:03:38 PM
Yahoo E-sports. This is even worse than the e-sports stuff at EA's conference yesterday.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:04:21 PM
I feel like Sony secretly created this press conference to make PC gaming look bad.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:04:32 PM
I don't think they know what superstar means.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
I'm surprised the AMD rep got there on time, I hear her driver is terrible.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:07:42 PM
Did a fan shroud just get applause?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 12:09:15 PM
NO WANTY BACKPACK VR


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:10:04 PM
First thing I thought looked cool.

Except the hardware probably blows.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Hawkbit on June 13, 2016, 12:10:14 PM
ghostbusters lol


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:12:34 PM
Is that an ITT Tech commercial?

Credits may not transfer.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:14:11 PM
That Vampyr game just looks terrible.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:14:30 PM
Good thing that doesn't have giant immersion-breaking health bars.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sir T on June 13, 2016, 12:17:01 PM
What the fuck was that Vampyr game? Looks fucking terrible.

And that guy at the desk is smiling like he has an electrode shoved up his ass.

And OH BOY A CONTENT PACK!!!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:19:33 PM
Don't make fun of shitty less talented Randy Quaid's son.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sir T on June 13, 2016, 12:22:51 PM
I'm sorry. BUT HE MAKES IT SO EASY!!!

"Oh boy I dont know if I can play this game it looks so scary!!!!"

I.... Must.... RESIST!!!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:23:51 PM
Every VR demo seems to be regular game + disembodied hands/guns.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
Does that kid have a reverse Trump hairdo?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 12:27:56 PM
Day[9] needs to stop breaking up with girls or whatever. His emotional eating has gotten out of control.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 12:35:46 PM
PC sure does have a lot of garbage.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:39:39 PM
Best things thus far are just iterations of existing good things (Arma, Mount & Blade) that haven't really innovated the core experience much.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 12:42:15 PM

I was thinking of John Romero, whose first ads for his Daikatana vaporware/eventually released as a broken piece of shit Daikatana promised he would make you his bitch with said shit game. The only humor here is that I forget the correct douchnozzle when making the joke.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:42:55 PM
Overland seems interesting. I'm not paying $20 for early access.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:43:50 PM
I kinda just want to see Overland as a family vacation survival sim. Like no post-apoc or anything, just a normal family vacation.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:44:46 PM
Game they're showing now already seems more functional than Star Citizen.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:45:29 PM
Will it be more game than No Man's Sky?

MMO? No thanks.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:49:09 PM
Alpha 2017, community driven? No chance of that becoming a giant trainwreck. Roleplay on their forum, whee.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:49:54 PM
How many places can Razer plaster their logo in this video?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:50:33 PM
Keyboards: They're great right?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:50:47 PM
But it's so aesthetically pleasing.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:55:06 PM
RTS *Sky tunes out completely*


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 12:58:42 PM
Is it me or does that look like BF1942 era graphics (and gameplay)?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 12:59:52 PM
How long is this conference? Am I going to have to be underwhelmed by this and Ubisoft at the same time?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:00:57 PM
It's over because UBI is so important

said only that guy on twitch


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:01:40 PM
Ubi starting off with people dancing to Queen.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:01:53 PM
Thank god they cut that off for this shitty musical number.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:02:04 PM
fuck them

fuck them in their fucking stupid fucking face


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 01:02:23 PM
What. The. Fuck?  :uhrr:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:02:41 PM
What the Hell is this?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 01:03:09 PM
So you think you can dance by Ubisoft?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:03:14 PM
I expect this garbage from japanese companies during TGS


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 01:04:00 PM
The comments in this thread are 100% guaranteed to be more interesting and entertaining than any of the things being commented on.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:04:06 PM
Did we nuke france?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:04:14 PM
Ah yes, lets be a little self-denigrating to make it reasonable.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:04:24 PM
OH GOD IT'S ABOUT ORLANDO

pls stahp


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:04:32 PM
PC showing off some Warframe stuff.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:04:56 PM
this is not a political platform, regardless of the number of gaymers (is that still a thing? i don't even know)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
Why is UbiSoft having Lana Kane talk about shitty dancing games?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 01:06:00 PM
Dancing games are that big? huh...


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:06:29 PM
She really does have trucker hands.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:06:51 PM
Final game on the PC show is Deus Ex.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Kail on June 13, 2016, 01:09:52 PM
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:10:59 PM
There's a purty game I'll never play.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:11:06 PM
What was the last good Tom Clancy game?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:12:07 PM
Patriot Games


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rendakor on June 13, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
What was the last good Tom Clancy game?
Rainbow Six: Vegas


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:13:39 PM
Warren Spector closing out the PC game show by talking about PC games. Pretty sure the last thing he made was the Epic Mickey games.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
PC version of Deus Ex: Invisible War was apparently an afterthought.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:15:43 PM
Revelation!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:16:47 PM
she's always 3edgy5me


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Kail on June 13, 2016, 01:17:52 PM
I really hate this stupid "let's pay actors to pretend they're real gamers for bullshit multiplayer banter in our trailer" trend.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:18:43 PM
If they hadn't been doing it for years and years and years it might annoy me, but I'm so over it. The celebrity cameos for BF1 were fucking egregious though. It was Efron dicking around with a controller and Snoop getting high.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Reality: chopper hits tree game over lolz


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:21:44 PM
I mean this is essentially just the Division demos we got the last couple years in a different setting and with vehicles. Chances of the final game actually being good are slim.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:22:32 PM
Announcing a date this far out: going to get delayed.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:23:49 PM
Balding guy trying to rock a mohawk?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:24:23 PM
From orlando political correctness to the Coon.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:27:16 PM
Coonstagram.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:31:06 PM
Probably the only good writing happening in games right now  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:37:00 PM
Yep, looks good.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:39:11 PM
1st South Park game got a bit repetitive, but I really enjoyed it. Looking forward to the Fractured But Whole.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:47:59 PM
This demo is going on way too long.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:51:34 PM
Fuck Star Trek.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 01:51:51 PM
But I'm not mad at Reading Rainbow himself getting screentime ever.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:53:28 PM
I am never going to be in a room playing a Star Trek VR game with 3 other people.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 13, 2016, 01:54:04 PM
At least the graphics are great!


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
They should have LeVar Burton talk about all their games.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:00:31 PM
Make it no, number one.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Gimfain on June 13, 2016, 02:00:58 PM
Viking vs samurai vs knight because why not.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:01:31 PM
Waiting for a thousand years to pass to see who brings a gun to the knife fight.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:02:55 PM
Larpers suck.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:06:43 PM
Why would anyone want to play Shadow of Mordor with slower combat?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Gimfain on June 13, 2016, 02:10:40 PM
E3 is doing a great job killing my hype.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:11:52 PM
*gravelly* I've never been so bored by a trailer before *gravelly*


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:13:16 PM
YOU'LL NEVER BE CHIBI ROBO. GO AWAY UBISOFT


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:15:34 PM
Shutup Lana. Never adlib again.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:16:03 PM
This is an embarrassment.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:18:22 PM
Nope, I was wrong. It wasn't an embarrassment til NOW.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:19:56 PM
NO

E3 is not comicon.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:25:20 PM
Alright, so Sony's presser is at 9PM. Over/under on seeing Demon's Souls? Anyone know?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 02:47:26 PM
Sure, okay I guess that Steep game could be fun. The chances that they manage to come up with good gameplay for each activity is probably pretty low though.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 02:48:21 PM
I don't want to climb mountains slowly tho


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 02:49:40 PM
I just want him to keep saying "drop zones" with that accent.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 02:50:52 PM
That's an odd disconnect there when he's talking about securing the silver medal after one of the other guys likely snapped his neck.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Lucas on June 13, 2016, 02:51:59 PM
Reading these comments like I'm doing before looking for the related news is just a golden experience  :grin:


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 02:53:49 PM
I like stuff like Skate and SSX so I could see this entertaining me.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 03:00:20 PM
wow that wasn't completely fucking terrible at all

haha just kidding it was


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sir T on June 13, 2016, 03:31:31 PM
Deux EX: Breach's trailer has the same void actress as the Russion woman in Supreme commander - and she is doing the same voice.

Also - looks shit.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 03:49:53 PM
Let it Die is the first agme from E3 I want to play. Thank you Suda51.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Margalis on June 13, 2016, 05:06:49 PM
Let it Die is the first agme from E3 I want to play. Thank you Suda51.

Where was it shown? I've been out. At the Ubi press conference or someplace else?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 05:36:09 PM
Show me Phantom Dust you cocksuckers.

Here you go. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKKQgf2o0s)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 05:40:25 PM
I don't know what to make of that.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 05:40:48 PM
Let it Die is the first agme from E3 I want to play. Thank you Suda51.

Where was it shown? I've been out. At the Ubi press conference or someplace else?
On the Twitch E3 All Access Channel. They had the trailer, then Grasshopper Manufacture said shit in Japanese I didn't listen to, and then they had about 5-10 minutes of gameplay.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 05:47:40 PM
I don't know what to make of that.

Apparently a remake/port of the original to XB1 and Windows 10 using the original assets and updated for full XBL support.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:02:26 PM
Orchestral start here. Already better than Ubi.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:06:48 PM
God of War of course.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:07:52 PM
Looks more like Witcher 3 so far than a God of War game.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:09:00 PM
Grandpa of War.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 06:12:18 PM
Looks more like Witcher 3 so far than a God of War game.

Yeah... not sure about this


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:22:56 PM
Last Guardian finally gets a release date.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:23:08 PM
IT HAS A RELEASE DATE


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:23:13 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Delayed till Dec.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:24:15 PM
Apparently this will be the year that both FFXV and Last Guardian come out signalling the end times.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:25:46 PM
badly want her to capture that bunny with a grenade


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:29:36 PM
Looks better than God of War.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 06:31:57 PM
damn it.. no release date.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:32:38 PM
Horizon already has a release date. 2/28/2017.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:33:01 PM
ASIMOV: HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:35:29 PM
lol detroit


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:35:32 PM
The latest disappointment from the people who brought you Heavy Rain.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 13, 2016, 06:35:58 PM
Horizon already has a release date. 2/28/2017.

Not holding my breath for that, but thanks for the info.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:39:27 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:39:32 PM
You know it's horror when there's a VHS tape involved.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:40:35 PM
RE7 in VR? k.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:40:48 PM
You're not getting me excited about a Resident Evil game Sony.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:41:05 PM
Fuck you, I'm excited.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:41:35 PM
Did you play RE6?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:42:22 PM
I also don't see myself dropping $400 on Playstation VR.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:44:42 PM
I did, RE6 and 5 were terrible. What if the RE4 remake is in VR? -_-


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:46:15 PM
I'm not sure Capcom has the talent to make a good game anymore.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:47:39 PM
THIS I will absolutely play in VR.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:48:00 PM
Really? FFXV: VR Afterthought?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:50:48 PM
Cared about this until the moment i saw a mech, then I stopped caring immediately. No clue what it is, now go away.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:51:51 PM
all of these VR games are just motion sickness waiting to happen


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:52:59 PM
Eh, looks fine. Nothing here is getting me past the cost though and the fact that if I was going with VR I'd probably go with a PC option.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:53:28 PM
Killzone?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:54:05 PM
(as an aside, Sony is still the ONLY company that knows how to do a presser)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:54:46 PM
so, yeah, killzone


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 06:54:52 PM
(lol)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:56:06 PM
They're going heavy on the CoD.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
Oh shit, Crash.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:02:45 PM
you rike?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 07:03:26 PM
I'm not really a fan of your games Kojima but I'm glad you made it out of Konami.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:04:43 PM
Norman Reedus?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:06:04 PM
That is the worst name for a game I've ever seen.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 07:06:32 PM
Plenty of time for the name to change in the 4-5 years it will take that game to come out.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:06:57 PM
I will play Insomniac Spiderman.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 07:07:03 PM
Worst Spider-man costume ever.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 07:07:25 PM
But yeah, I'll play that.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:07:48 PM
Worst Spider-man costume ever.

things i care about


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:09:57 PM
absolutely zero vita or "kids" section or "social" section

#blessed


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:12:10 PM
Days Gone just went from garbage to zombie kid eating dog and I'm in it.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 13, 2016, 07:13:47 PM
Of course there's an exploding barrel.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:15:52 PM
That was fucking awesome.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 07:31:05 PM
Heard Double Fine and VR. Turned off the stream.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 13, 2016, 07:33:47 PM
Days Gone went zero to 200mph when he turned the corner of that barn. Goddamn. Gimme.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 13, 2016, 11:50:28 PM
Eh, I don't like fast zombies.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 14, 2016, 06:24:19 AM
Eh, I don't like fast zombies.
High five.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 14, 2016, 09:02:28 AM
Nintendo Treehouse...

Wonder what the word of the day will be?  :oh_i_see:

Oh fantastic... Zelda and that's about it. Man, Nintendo really has tumbled into the abyss.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: 01101010 on June 14, 2016, 09:38:26 AM
20 min of chatting about the new Pokemon for 3DS while some guy plays the alpha/beta version.  :uhrr:

edit: make that the entire hour.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: KallDrexx on June 14, 2016, 10:09:22 AM
This is a terrible demo of a video game.... whose idea was it to present the game this way....


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 14, 2016, 11:39:37 AM
Yay, turned it on just in time to see a Zelda that could've been on the Gamecube.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 14, 2016, 11:41:05 AM
I literally have no words for how ugly this is. Fuck me twice.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 14, 2016, 11:51:07 AM
I'm done watching this. This is offensive.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 14, 2016, 11:58:08 AM
Should have been called "Zelda: We're Not Even Fucking Trying Anymore."


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 14, 2016, 12:06:27 PM
The girl playing loves the art style.

Funny because the art style says to me "1990s PS1."


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Yegolev on June 14, 2016, 12:59:18 PM
Does this explain the text I just got from my son about "Zelda U" ?


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 14, 2016, 01:05:17 PM
Tell him he's wrong and doesn't want it.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 14, 2016, 01:11:12 PM
The girl playing loves the art style.

Funny because the art style says to me "1990s PS1."

It's such a weird mishmash of cel-shading on top of realistic for a video game terrain. Really jarring, especially in the scene with the horseback riding.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: KallDrexx on June 14, 2016, 01:20:30 PM
The cell shading isn't even consistent.  In one area grass is heavily cell shaded, in others it is barely and more "realistic". 


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Fabricated on June 15, 2016, 05:52:31 AM
I enjoyed their reasoning for not making Link female.

Now don't get me wrong- making Link female is retarded because you have a perfectly good potential female protagonist right fucking there who hasn't had a game to herself since the CDi, but he couldn't have worded it wronger if he tried.

It literally would've came off better Aonuma had said, "No, because fuck you."


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 06:48:39 AM
I'm probably the only person on this site who totally loves the Mafia franchise, but I'm stoked for the new one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3DaHzBcdQk


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 09:30:10 AM
I enjoyed their reasoning for not making Link female.

Now don't get me wrong- making Link female is retarded because you have a perfectly good potential female protagonist right fucking there who hasn't had a game to herself since the CDi, but he couldn't have worded it wronger if he tried.

It literally would've came off better Aonuma had said, "No, because fuck you."
I didn't listen to anyone TALK about the game because no one was going to ask "do you all even fucking care anymore?"


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 09:53:07 AM
First 20 minuets of RE7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfN4AuDAO78

It does not look like a Resident Evil game. IMO, this is a good thing. It is fucking gorgeous.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Yegolev on June 15, 2016, 10:00:08 AM
Did you read "Get out of the house" in Hank Hill's voice?

I'll put that in the Anticipating column for now.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 10:03:08 AM
My problem with the game is that at some point it has to become Resident Evil.

I'd rather it become Silent Hill.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 10:13:18 AM
Ok, the 20 minutes I just watched is already on the PS store for Plus subscribers. So, yeah, just play it rather than watch it (assuming you bought 10 years of PS+ when walmart had them for $20 2 christmases ago).


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Yegolev on June 15, 2016, 10:34:49 AM
I also immediately thought Silent Hill, but the BOWs never show up in the first 20 minutes anyway.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Falconeer on June 15, 2016, 11:30:19 AM
Persona 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtw4W0H7SbE


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rendakor on June 15, 2016, 11:41:11 AM
My body is ready.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 11:57:09 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aZ3LDBs1ExsE8/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 15, 2016, 12:27:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UrCZp6N.gif)


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Yegolev on June 15, 2016, 12:28:16 PM
Yep.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 12:46:55 PM
Whoever the guy with the scratchy voice is on the twitch E3 stream is annoying as hell. Definition of tool.

edit: unsurprised he has an eyebrow piercing (that looks like a dick piercing). Looks like today's celebrity lookalike is a less talented, douchier Artie Lang.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Velorath on June 15, 2016, 01:28:10 PM
Ok, the 20 minutes I just watched is already on the PS store for Plus subscribers. So, yeah, just play it rather than watch it (assuming you bought 10 years of PS+ when walmart had them for $20 2 christmases ago).

The content of the demo also isn't something that will appear in the actual game.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 01:28:59 PM
Why not? It ends with a cliffhanger that sets up a story.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 01:38:23 PM
Who the hell is playing Adele in the background?

Bonus points to the first dev who adds tackle to any grapple.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: HaemishM on June 15, 2016, 02:40:04 PM
Persona 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtw4W0H7SbE

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1739972/web-images/crazy-dance.gif)

Welp, there's a reason to buy a PS4.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Rasix on June 15, 2016, 03:17:37 PM
It's for PS3 as well.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 15, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
I'm excited for Persona, but that trailer is awful.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 05:49:24 PM
I don't care for it and normally don't mention that, but that trailer was past awful into acid flashback no bueno.

Was hoping for a next gen console, put in a preorder for a half gen xbox slim. Finally going to wave the white flag on my long-standing Madden ban, all hope of 2k football is lost in the rear-view and I do love console football.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Fabricated on June 15, 2016, 06:28:47 PM
I guess going from over-the-top action movie shit to Resident Chainsaw Massacre is an interesting enough twist.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Evildrider on June 15, 2016, 06:39:48 PM
I'm probably the only person on this site who totally loves the Mafia franchise, but I'm stoked for the new one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3DaHzBcdQk

I actually enjoyed them as well.  Looking forward to 3. 


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Sky on June 15, 2016, 09:44:04 PM
Civ VI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUL1Y95To2A


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Margalis on June 15, 2016, 10:27:48 PM
I went to E3.

I am now very tired.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Lucas on June 16, 2016, 02:37:30 AM
I went to E3.

I am now very tired drunk.

Fixed for ya.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: schild on June 16, 2016, 11:18:30 AM
Watching Twitch Day 3 or whatever. The girl that was just on, and this is not a slight at her appearance, I just feel the need to say it was hard not to look at her teeth. There's some interesting architecture going on there, and I only noticed because my teeth aren't exactly the world's most stunning. Anyway, all of hers seems to have a different height across the entire row and I've never seen that.

It helped that I couldn't understand a goddamn word those french dudes were saying.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Surlyboi on June 18, 2016, 09:29:06 AM
Let's not go to E3, 'tis a silly place.


Title: Re: E3 2016
Post by: Soulflame on June 19, 2016, 05:37:18 PM
It's only a model demo.