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Title: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: ClydeJr on March 09, 2005, 02:40:49 PM http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm
Some of my favorites are: (http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/letmetouch.jpg) "Point to the doll where the bad album touched you..." (http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/louvin.jpg) They're like the Righteous Brothers, except evil. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Shockeye on March 09, 2005, 02:43:26 PM My favorite. (http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/richardandwillie.jpg)
Maybe NSFW if your work doesn't like blowjobs and puppets. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: schild on March 09, 2005, 02:44:50 PM That's not save for anybody.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Signe on March 09, 2005, 03:17:56 PM (http://www.michaeljacksonforsale.com/picture/CD-Album-Number-one1.JPG)
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: schild on March 09, 2005, 03:23:45 PM That's nowhere near as bad as HIStory. In fact, ONES harkens back to when he was good.
(http://www.michaeljacksonforsale.com/picture/CD-Album-History.JPG) Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Signe on March 09, 2005, 04:03:30 PM He was never good. I especially hate it when he squeaks.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: CmdrSlack on March 09, 2005, 05:30:22 PM He was good with the Jackson 5.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Fabricated on March 09, 2005, 06:21:49 PM (http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3384/furr21uo.jpg)
Jesus. Set sail for gay, full speed ahead. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: schild on March 09, 2005, 06:25:27 PM Does that say Furr? Christ.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Paelos on March 09, 2005, 06:36:25 PM AHHHH, why God why?
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: HaemishM on March 09, 2005, 06:46:24 PM (http://www.michaeljacksonforsale.com/picture/CD-Album-Number-one1.JPG) That should be more properly named "Michael Jackson Number Twos" because, even his number ones, they are all shit. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Polysorbate80 on March 09, 2005, 08:58:16 PM (http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3384/furr21uo.jpg) Jesus. Set sail for gay, full speed ahead. Is one of those SirBruce? Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Sky on March 10, 2005, 07:14:30 AM "Beth I hear ya callin'...but I can't come home right now...
Cuz me and the furrs are fuzzlin'...and we just can't find the..." You know what, never mind. But that one cat (no pun intended...) looks like John Candy from Spaceballs imo. Some good old albums on there, Sabotage from Sabbath, F**k like a Beast from WASP. And hey...this looks a lot like my bass: (http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/immortal.jpg) IMMORTAL ARE SAD PANDAS!! Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: AOFanboi on March 10, 2005, 07:40:45 AM IMMORTAL ARE SAD PANDAS!! That's the thing about Black Metal records: Very few actually have good covers, and nearly all of them obscure the band name like that. At least until they get to be very popular, check the changes in Dimmu Borgir's covers (http://www.dimmu-borgir.com/). (Just click "Discography" in the stupid Flash thingy - I hate frames, but they use them.)I actually think that Black Metal would have used makeup like that even if Kiss never happened. Just like "ordinary" heavy metalplayers would have had long hair even if Page, Plant and Osbourne never had. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: WayAbvPar on March 10, 2005, 09:19:49 AM (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WGVR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Llava on March 10, 2005, 10:58:15 AM (http://www.cartoonreviewsite.com/series/joe/joebios/zartan2.JPG)
There comes a time in life when you have to ask yourself: Do I really want to look like a GI Joe villain? Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: stray on March 10, 2005, 01:12:48 PM Well...Looking like Destro would be pretty fucking cool imo. Zartan? Not so much.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Big Gulp on March 11, 2005, 08:05:58 AM Sweet Jesus. Were I a betting man, I'd say this has got to be some relative of Wesley Willis. Ventriloquism? Crazy looking naked black man in a bowtie getting head? It's got all the hallmarks, baby.
Duplicate of Shockeye's Link (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/spaeschke/richardandwillie.jpg) The sweet sounds of model car racing??? Please tell me that this was a Fark Photoshop contest and not an actual album. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/spaeschke/modelroadracing.jpg) This cover just amuses me. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/spaeschke/herbiemann.jpg) ETA: Damn, sorry Shockeye. I didn't see your link before I made this post. I've obscured the jpeg. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Ozzu on March 11, 2005, 02:44:39 PM I thought there was no way that Herbie Mann cover was real. Oh I was wrong. I was so horribly wrong.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002I3M/qid=1110580782/sr=8-4/ref=pd_csp_4/002-5624628-1808002?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 :cry: Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Arnold on March 11, 2005, 03:03:45 PM For a truly tastess one, check out the Not Work Safe, original cover of the Scorpion's Virgin Killer album.
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: schild on March 11, 2005, 11:24:15 PM For a truly tastess one, check out the Not Work Safe, original cover of the Scorpion's Virgin Killer album. Holy child porn batman. Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: Signe on March 12, 2005, 05:59:44 AM (http://everoboto.diaryland.com/images/milliejackson.jpg)
Title: Re: Museum of Bad Album Covers Post by: stray on March 12, 2005, 06:07:03 AM edit: deleted
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