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Title: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: Shockeye on February 26, 2005, 01:48:00 PM
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Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024#primetime)

Are you ready to enjoy the perfect hot dog every time in just minutes?

How does the Hot Dog Express work?
The Hot Dog Express has a unique design, which includes rollers that allow the food to cook slowly and tenderly without burning. When you bite into your first hot dog you'll experience a burst of flavor that will keep you from cooking your hot dogs any other way. It also keeps the food warm until you are ready to eat it. Not only does this design create great tasting food, but it also allows for the fat to just drip away, leaving you with a juicy, but not greasy meal. Just plug into any standard electrical outlet.


Title: Re: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: Big Gulp on February 26, 2005, 02:10:35 PM
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Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024#primetime)

Are you ready to enjoy the perfect hot dog every time in just minutes?

How does the Hot Dog Express work?
The Hot Dog Express has a unique design, which includes rollers that allow the food to cook slowly and tenderly without burning. When you bite into your first hot dog you'll experience a burst of flavor that will keep you from cooking your hot dogs any other way. It also keeps the food warm until you are ready to eat it. Not only does this design create great tasting food, but it also allows for the fat to just drip away, leaving you with a juicy, but not greasy meal. Just plug into any standard electrical outlet.

How is that different from the crap dogs you buy at a 7-11?


Title: Re: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: Shockeye on February 26, 2005, 02:15:01 PM
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Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024#primetime)

Are you ready to enjoy the perfect hot dog every time in just minutes?

How does the Hot Dog Express work?
The Hot Dog Express has a unique design, which includes rollers that allow the food to cook slowly and tenderly without burning. When you bite into your first hot dog you'll experience a burst of flavor that will keep you from cooking your hot dogs any other way. It also keeps the food warm until you are ready to eat it. Not only does this design create great tasting food, but it also allows for the fat to just drip away, leaving you with a juicy, but not greasy meal. Just plug into any standard electrical outlet.

How is that different from the crap dogs you buy at a 7-11?

It isn't! You can now make crap dogs at home JUST LIKE 7-11!

This is huge! And a steal at only $49.99!


Title: Re: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: MrHat on February 27, 2005, 09:23:55 AM
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Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024#primetime)

Are you ready to enjoy the perfect hot dog every time in just minutes?

How does the Hot Dog Express work?
The Hot Dog Express has a unique design, which includes rollers that allow the food to cook slowly and tenderly without burning. When you bite into your first hot dog you'll experience a burst of flavor that will keep you from cooking your hot dogs any other way. It also keeps the food warm until you are ready to eat it. Not only does this design create great tasting food, but it also allows for the fat to just drip away, leaving you with a juicy, but not greasy meal. Just plug into any standard electrical outlet.

How is that different from the crap dogs you buy at a 7-11?

It isn't! You can now make crap dogs at home JUST LIKE 7-11!

This is huge! And a steal at only $49.99!

Does it come with a Deion Sanders Plush we can put mustard and relish on and set on fire?

The sad thing is that I might buy one if it comes on late night infomercials.  I'm such a sad sad man.


Title: Re: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: Strazos on February 28, 2005, 12:40:24 PM
  I'm such a sad sad man.

With such a cutie for an avatar.


Title: Re: Watch out George, here comes Deion.
Post by: Signe on February 28, 2005, 12:41:33 PM
She is side-a-ma-ways.  But evidently he knows that.