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Find out what the most popular porn-related search terms are in different states and different countries!

For example, "hentai" is #3 in Mississippi and yet is much lower in every neighboring state. I think we all know which f13'er is responsible for that.

"Lisa Ann" is inexplicably popular in New York State and nowhere else in the region.

Kenya, unfortunately, reports "old man" at #6.

Nigerians, bless their hearts, go for the very straightforward "things I jack off to".

This is hilarious.

How fucked up and closeted is Mississippi? "Ebony" is #1, "Black (gay)" is #2, both higher than hentai. And BBW is #4. While we have a higher percentage of African-Americans in the state (36%) than the national percentage (12%), that's still a lot of white and "straight" people searching out a little bit of the dark side.  :why_so_serious:

Compared to Chile (9 out of 10 search are for gay porn, the tenth is just "Chile") or Peru (10/10 gay)?

--Dave

Oh Nevada.

I really, really hesitated to open up Japan, because who knows? But Japan, you disappoint me: it's almost all totally self-referential. "Japan". "Japan (gay)". "Japanese (gay)". etc.

#3 in NM is "straight (gay)" uhhhhh, wat?

The best #1 is Kentucky which is "free gay porn," and that appears nowhere else. So not only is Kentucky in the closet, they are cheap.

Canadians like Asians. Asian countries like the Japanese.  Iraq likes their sisters, Syria likes their aunts, Turkey likes their moms, and Palestinians like family style.

Kazakhstan has invented some sort of squirt machine.

French like French, Brits like Brits, Germans like germans, Italians like Italians, and the Irish don't own computers.

Half of America seems to like "teen".

NJ has "Lisa Ann" listed, as does the UK. She's apparently the lady that starred in Who's Nailin' Palin?

That's because in porn terms teen means "not quite busted" looking 30 year olds pretending to be barely legal.

The thing that I'm finding funny is that 8/10 for Venezuela (I believe) are gay, only to have #4 be Nina Hartley (whose prime years passed long ago) and #10 Mason Storm.

So...   Yah, draw some conclusions from that.

EDIT :  Sorry, named the wrong country.

And ya gotta love #5 of Russia's choice.  Just 'cause.

Man, Lebanon has some serious issues.  :ye_gods:

It tickles me greatly that almost every European country has their own name as #1, but us Belgians prefer French. Self-deprecating even when we wank.

Who searches google for such things?

They aren't google search hits, they're searches on streaming porn sites.

Iceland's #2: Native American Gay.

Que?

Iceland has a very small population, so that's probably one dude who searches for that a LOT.

Brazil's #6: straight (gay)

Que?

It'd be alot more impressive if they actually showed how many searches (per country) those top 10s are for (and if it's just 1 person with specific taste repeatedly searching for something that gets into some country's top10)

Not surprising when you pay attention to the age of our actresses, the number of disturbing comments around Disney channel stars as they hit adulthood, sexualization of teens in general and that one of the top sexual fantasies is still the cheerleader, who is a teen.

I don't search for any of those.

Lisa Ann is very, very popular.

Hungary and Romania put "mom and son" in front of their own country. That's family values for ya!

[of course in Hungary's case "facial" is #1 and "scat" is #4. I'm sure it's indicative of something, but I'm not sure I want to know.]

Probably people searching for gay porn where one party pretends being straight and getting "converted".

Possibly. Keep in mind that Peru is almost all about the gay (except #2, which is "chile"), Peru is definitely all about the gay, and the only things venezuelians search for which isn't about gays is ... nina hartley and mason storm.

Half of Iran's top searches are (gay) yet their president says not a single person there is gay.  I don't know who to believe anymore!

(http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg)

That doesn't change the fact the rest of their list is pretty  :ye_gods: compared to other countries.

Good ol California appears just to be interested in Asians and Massages.   :awesome_for_real:

Edit:  And Montana's number one is 'Compilation'.  Practical and efficient people up there!

I lived up there for four years. The only thing that surprised me was the Native American bit, and even that might be a language thing. There's a lot of people up there who reeeeaaally like Americans.

So what your saying is that I should try to be posted in Iceland then.   :awesome_for_real:

Also, wasn't aware you had moved out of there.  Profile says your in Berlin now?  Neighbor!

A book called "A Billion Wicked Thoughts" did a similar kind of analysis and also came up that "young / teen" is by far the most popular porn search term.

Just looked through a few countries and... India has 'rape' at #7.  :ye_gods:

I thought Montana's "compilation" was great. Middle American common sense--get it all and sort your kink out later.

Billion Wicked Thoughts, by the way, was a totally shit book. Because they tried to make way more out of this than just a giggle.

Ukraine = Raincoat (gay)?

The Republic of Ireland has no entry. You wave your mouse pointer over it and its blank.  :why_so_serious:

Why would you need porn with that many stunning redheads around???

The Irish haven't learned to do searches yet?  :why_so_serious:

It couldn't hurt.  :grin:

Yeah, Berlin, by way of Malta. I'm sad the map didn't have Maltese porn searches on there; they're some properly fucked-up people.

I agree. The parts where they stayed on what people searched for was interesting, but the rest of the supposition about what it meant and why people behaved that way was just the authors reaching for relevance.

When I was there for holidays there was a noticeable lack of redheads in Ireland (stunning or otherwise). I almost was afraid they'd keep my GF to up the quota.

Well, redheads are a dying breed. :why_so_serious:

Moroccans like anorexics AND big asses.   :drill:

Wow. South America is really into gay porn apparently.

You brought up Iceland and that's the one you mention? Not their #4 choice?!?! That one had me in tears.