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Title: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Shockeye on February 18, 2005, 12:18:45 PM
eBay... I am at a loss... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5364395172=description)

Quote from: Jesus Grape Peddler
(http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/70/1c/e1_1_b.JPG)
Like the flesh, time shall take it's toll. Therefore, the condition on the item at time of purchase may not
be exactly the same as pictured, but should be pretty close to Jesus in all of his glory, as seen above.

**This Jesus would go PERFECT with a grilled cheese Mary! So those of you who are lucky enough to have one ;)
, indulge yourself with a beautiful Christ Grape.

If you have any questions about the item, please contact me prior to bidding.  DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT PURCHASE.  THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT AND PAYMENT MUST BE SUBMITTED WITHIN 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.

I'd like to think that this may make someone very happy........ maybe just make someone smile.  In no way do I wish to offend anyone with this auction.

Please bid with confidence....... This is ONE of a KIND!!!

Money Order, Cashiers Check, Papal Preferred


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Righ on February 18, 2005, 12:24:29 PM
Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each.

Papal preferred. That was punny.


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Paelos on February 18, 2005, 12:25:07 PM
What am I looking at?


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Shockeye on February 18, 2005, 12:26:39 PM
What am I looking at?
You are looking Christ our Lord you heathen!


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM
Or alternatively, you are a looking at a grape photographed by someone with entirely too much time on their hands.


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Paelos on February 18, 2005, 12:51:43 PM
I'm confused at the humor, but ok.


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: Alkiera on February 18, 2005, 01:11:25 PM
Or alternatively, you are a looking at a grape photographed by someone with entirely too much time on their hands.

Idle hands are the devil's workshop...

Alkiera


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: schild on February 18, 2005, 01:13:49 PM
Papal preferred.

I can't stop laughing.




And I don't know why.


Title: Re: The Passion-Fruit of the Christ
Post by: HaemishM on February 18, 2005, 01:24:26 PM
I am laughing my ass off. The people in my office are laughing while feeling bad about themselves for laughing.

I win.  :evil: