Title: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Scold on April 09, 2012, 05:25:46 PM This has to be an elaborate joke.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world http://www.yourworldinc.com/ The first entry on their Kickstarter FAQ is "You have millions why not fund this project yourself?" Why not indeed. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Scold on April 09, 2012, 05:36:08 PM OH MY GOD IT'S THIS GUY.
http://www.baltimorestyle.com/index.php/style/people/p_life_lesson_bunky_bartlett_ma09/ Quote For the first part of his professional life, Highlandtown native Elwood “Bunky” Bartlett worked as a bookkeeper and accountant, keeping track of other people’s finances. These days, Bartlett has his hands full managing his own money. In September 2007, he won roughly $27 million (after taxes), thanks to a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased at a Parkville liquor store. Since then, Bartlett, a Wiccan high priest, has quit his job, bought seven new cars, vacationed in Los Angeles and Las Vegas, and become part-owner of Mystickal Voyage, the New Age gift shop and holistic center in White Marsh where he teaches classes on Wicca and Reiki. He and his family also have moved from their 2,000-square-foot house in Dundalk to a 5,000-square-foot house on 23 acres in Westminster. Style looked him up a year after his big windfall to ask him what he’s learned about life, people and, yes, money. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Tairnyn on April 09, 2012, 06:26:59 PM I was was going to post some awesome quotes from the description but the whole thing is a trainwreck worth reading.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Numtini on April 09, 2012, 07:16:08 PM OMG I recognize that guy from Pagan stuff down in MD.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Quinton on April 09, 2012, 07:40:19 PM Wow. Just the spelling errors alone are amazing (different rewards mention special "venors", "vedors", oh "VENDORS"!, as well as "currancey").
I will be terrified if this makes it even 10% to the 1.1M goal. I mean, sure, eventually we'll see a high profile kickstarter project that manages to deliver *nothing* to anyone, but I would expect it to be less obviously telegraphed. Notable that all the rewards are for intangible virtual goods for a beta promised in 2014. Reward categories including 500k or 1m "gold" or 50% xp bonus. Brilliant! People definitely want to pay for stuff like that up front, before there's any idea how the economy or mechanics will shake out. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Furiously on April 09, 2012, 09:23:15 PM (http://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/avatars/2147115/Bunk2.large.jpg?1331695563)
Seriously? Is this a troll kickstart? Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Redgiant on April 09, 2012, 10:24:12 PM Partner with GL-Jeff and get them fetapults launching.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Scold on April 09, 2012, 11:05:23 PM (http://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/avatars/2147115/Bunk2.large.jpg?1331695563) Seriously? Is this a troll kickstart? Nope. http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2012-04-03/news/bs-ae-bunky-lottery-20120402_1_lottery-winner-nature-based-religion-reality-show Quote A pizza franchise that Bartlett bought with the sole purpose of ensuring that he could get delivery to his rural home has beaten the odds and is about to celebrate its second anniversary. Here's how he tells the story of how he came to own Westminster's Mustang Pizza & Subs: "Basically, we're out in the boonies and no one would deliver to us, so I said, 'Honey, do you mind if I open a Mustang's in Westminster?' Now, we have a 10-mile delivery radius, which is unheard of in the business." The Bartletts also own investment property consisting of four houses and four commercial spaces. And he is finally using his lottery winnings to finance a dream of his own — creating the ultimate video game. True, Bartlett is being criticized for asking the public for contributions instead of bankrolling the project entirely himself. But that hasn't deterred him. "I'm never bothered by criticism that I shouldn't do something because I don't have the experience," he said. "I'm an idea man, and I can hire the people who can make my ideas reality." Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Quinton on April 10, 2012, 12:12:18 AM Wow, the updates and comments tabs are full of amazing material...
Quote from: Update 3 - What is Your World Really About Avatar creation: You will be able to create your own race. You will be given a set of body parts. Each of these body parts can be place into a model to create your race. You may also once completed submit your design to us and we may, if we like it, set it up as a premade for others. Allowing them to change things like hair color, skin tones, eye color like most of the games now just a little more extensive. You will be able to create up to 10 Avatars on each server. So if you want Elf ears, Human Hands and arms, Orc trunk, dwarf legs, and a human head you may do so. Then change things as stated above. Now to show off your race you will be able to run off all your armor so your race could be seen as is. Well with underwear that is. You can’t run around buck naked. Or will you in some areas? We have got to give you some mystery to think about. We may even use your story about your race for our premade if yours is selected. Avatars will be able to marry other avatars and sex of the couple or race will not matter. Once you are married you will be able to share a home and town with your significant other. We may allow you to have children, either through sexual relations or adoption, who will grow up to be your next Avatar. ... Space and Beyond: As your world (server) you will gain access to space travel. You will be able to travel from one world (server) to another. You will be able to buy or create your own space ship and go on space battles against the horde of creatures that have also leveled to the point of space travel. This is where the world will have to work together. There will be quests and puzzles that will need to be complete and materials gathered and turned in to the world council. Once your world reaches certain levels you will gain space travel and be allowed to participate in multi world quests and PVP events. Quote from: Update 5 - Professions There will be no limit to the number of professions your Avatar will be able to master. Again in this there will be no level cap. As you grow we will be growing the server and the content within your world. All professions start at level 1. 1. Quester: Great for those of you who wish to quest a lot either on your own or in a group. a. Apprentice Quester: This will give you a 1% boost to quest experience. b. Journeyman Quester: 2% boost c. Master Quester: 3% boost, Faster move speed, and 3% Dodge boost while not in combat, and Summon others to your location. Can create quests for others in around your home or in your town. d. Ascended Quester: 5% boost to all master skills, summon group members to your location. 2. Dungener: Great for those who love to do dungeons and raids. a. Apprentice - 1% XP Boost, 1% increase to all resistances b. Journeyman - 2% boost ... Quote from: Update 11 - Budget Here is what I am looking at from a cost stand point. 3 Game Designers, 2 Concept Artists, 8 programmers, 5 3d artists, 2 texture artists, 4 2d artists, 3 3d animators, 2 cinematic Animators, 1 graphic designer and 1 project manager/producer. This alone will cost for a year about $2.2 million. This will get us to the point of beta testing in about 12 months or so after funding has been secured and the team picked. That doesn't include all the other costs of equipment, servers and other things. If you want in on the beta you better get to donating. Even if this doesn't get funded now and I do find investors to do this only those who donated $10 or more will get beta testing. So all you $1 people who did it just to comment sorry! Some of the better comments may still get in, but the negative ones will not. ... Quote from: Update 12 - New Class, Battle Ground Examples and much more ... Currency: Your World will have only one type of currency that will be used for everything from vendor items to PvP gear. I hate that you have PvP currency and special event currency. Some games even have you take one currency turn it into another currency so you can buy this special item, one world one currency end of story! We will be able to carry or have in your bank the following copper (max 99), silver (max 99), gold (max 999), platinum (9999), and trillium has no max. So once you go over the max of any one currency it will turn into 1 of the next level of currency. Now here is something that you may or may not like. Currency is bound to your account. Any currency you have cannot be traded to another player. You can use it to purchase items from vendors, and the auction house (see auction house for specific rules), but cannot be given to another player. You can’t even put it in the guild bank. The guilds currency will be increased via completion of quests and anything that gives you currency. So say you go out and kill a Pirate and you get 100g for that kill. The guild bank will get a % of that amount, We are not saying you will get less. The Pirate will give you 100g and then let’s use 10% will go to the guild bank so it will receive 10g. You will not get a lower amount like 90g to you and 10g to the guild bank, you will still get 100g and the guild bank gets 10g. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Kitsune on April 10, 2012, 12:31:18 AM So basically he's achieved the game design level of a 14-year-old and has no concept of the actual work involved. There's no way that ship can sink!
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Spiff on April 10, 2012, 04:03:04 AM I assume he will use the money to hire a thousand monkeys sat behind a thousand computers, who will soon develop the greatest MMO of all time!
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Lucas on April 10, 2012, 06:08:32 AM Shut up and give him money!
:grin: Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sparky on April 10, 2012, 07:33:42 AM Something Awful have a pretty fun thread dedicated to this guy and his terrible back of a napkin giev 1 million bucks plox idea http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3472464
Fun fact: Until he started his project he handn't backed a single kickstarter Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Simond on April 10, 2012, 10:51:11 AM Do we get golf clubs and/or t-shirts with this one?
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: HaemishM on April 10, 2012, 11:53:02 AM A COMPANY IS AT STEAK!!1!!!1
It had to be said. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Zetor on April 10, 2012, 12:07:34 PM (snip) So it's like being a gardener but instead of the garden you have dung. Where can I sign up?Quote from: Update 5 - Professions There will be no limit to the number of professions your Avatar will be able to master. Again in this there will be no level cap. As you grow we will be growing the server and the content within your world. All professions start at level 1. 1. Quester: Great for those of you who wish to quest a lot either on your own or in a group. a. Apprentice Quester: This will give you a 1% boost to quest experience. b. Journeyman Quester: 2% boost c. Master Quester: 3% boost, Faster move speed, and 3% Dodge boost while not in combat, and Summon others to your location. Can create quests for others in around your home or in your town. d. Ascended Quester: 5% boost to all master skills, summon group members to your location. 2. Dungener: Great for those who love to do dungeons and raids. a. Apprentice - 1% XP Boost, 1% increase to all resistances b. Journeyman - 2% boost ... Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sky on April 10, 2012, 12:24:03 PM No level cap?
Level 4672434 Dungener LFG! Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Xuri on April 10, 2012, 12:53:59 PM Quote Pledge $10,000 or more 2 Backers • Limited Reward (18 of 20 remaining) Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Scold on April 10, 2012, 01:46:13 PM Quote Pledge $10,000 or more 2 Backers • Limited Reward (18 of 20 remaining) Guessing they're not actually imagining anything will come of this. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Furiously on April 10, 2012, 01:47:19 PM Quote Pledge $10,000 or more 2 Backers • Limited Reward (18 of 20 remaining) Guessing they're not actually imagining anything will come of this. Or family members who shared the lottery winnings with him. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: SurfD on April 10, 2012, 02:07:42 PM (snip) I am somewhat confused as to what one would do with a 3% boost to dodge while not in combat.Quote from: Update 5 - Professions There will be no limit to the number of professions your Avatar will be able to master. Again in this there will be no level cap. As you grow we will be growing the server and the content within your world. All professions start at level 1. 1. Quester: Great for those of you who wish to quest a lot either on your own or in a group. a. Apprentice Quester: This will give you a 1% boost to quest experience. b. Journeyman Quester: 2% boost c. Master Quester: 3% boost, Faster move speed, and 3% Dodge boost while not in combat, and Summon others to your location. Can create quests for others in around your home or in your town. d. Ascended Quester: 5% boost to all master skills, summon group members to your location. 2. Dungener: Great for those who love to do dungeons and raids. a. Apprentice - 1% XP Boost, 1% increase to all resistances b. Journeyman - 2% boost ... Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Zetor on April 10, 2012, 02:16:49 PM Maybe it's Artful Dodging.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Kail on April 10, 2012, 04:31:15 PM It's a graphic design term. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_%28photography%29) It makes everything 3% lighter.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: tazelbain on April 10, 2012, 09:20:44 PM This thing looks 100% dodgy to me.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Merusk on April 11, 2012, 04:17:34 AM It's a graphic design term. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_%28photography%29) It makes everything 3% lighter. That's racist! :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Lantyssa on April 11, 2012, 06:29:01 AM Oooh, burn.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: IainC on April 11, 2012, 06:31:40 AM Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Bunk on April 11, 2012, 06:37:03 AM A COMPANY IS AT STEAK!!1!!!1 It had to be said. Yes, yes it did. Thank you. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Nightblade on April 11, 2012, 07:00:08 PM I hate this Earth. I hate this Earth so very, very much.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Furiously on April 11, 2012, 07:34:50 PM Thankfully with Photoshop you can do it non-destructively now... Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Draegan on April 11, 2012, 09:29:41 PM I think we should make the same exact game, with the same exact goals to try to make money. The only difference is that we end every sentence in the design docs with "with some boobs".
I bet we can win. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: UnSub on April 12, 2012, 12:33:27 AM I bet we can win, with some boobs. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Tarami on April 12, 2012, 12:54:20 AM Actually, you should just stick the cupsizes as reward tiers. Want those triple-D's and that 22" waist for your toon? No problem, just pony up the dough!
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: SurfD on April 12, 2012, 02:04:21 AM Do we get golf clubs and/or t-shirts with this one? You get t-shirts. It's listed as one of the second or third rewards for kicking in some cash.Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sky on April 12, 2012, 07:09:09 AM You get t-shirts. It's listed as one of the second or third rewards for kicking in some cash. But our game will offer t-shirts with some boobs.Also, golf clubs will have boobs. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Draegan on April 12, 2012, 07:24:01 AM See it's working already with boobs.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: K9 on April 12, 2012, 07:44:16 AM This should be fun
edit: There's going to be a live stream this saturday; I wonder how that will go. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: K9 on April 12, 2012, 08:16:19 AM (http://i.imgur.com/5U1RS.jpg) (http://imgur.com/5U1RS)
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sky on April 12, 2012, 09:41:42 AM Would be improved by a soft white glow coming from under the loincloth. I guess he shaves those bits.
Also, look at what computer coloring has done to pretty up shitty drawings. At least I don't sign my stupid scribbles. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Lantyssa on April 12, 2012, 10:13:31 AM What if I want boobs? Will I get some boobs, with my boobs?
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sky on April 12, 2012, 11:14:13 AM In our game, there will be a boob option for every part of every model.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Redgiant on April 12, 2012, 02:16:29 PM Nippopolis called, they want their breastuary back.
"Swim in the fountains of Varnoff with the itty bitty titty faries of mammary mountain." (http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/media/images/1203/1203_kenny_meets_the_boobking.jpg?width=600) Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: K9 on April 12, 2012, 03:48:46 PM In our game, there will be a boob option for every part of every model. Dick-covered fursuits ahoy; after all, we're making Second Life 2: Return of the Fur, right? Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Ratman_tf on April 14, 2012, 05:49:17 PM Fuck, if I won the Mega, I'd probably be doing the same kind of shit. :grin:
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Modern Angel on April 24, 2012, 07:49:31 AM Hooker Bots.
http://youtu.be/gm2LjQayNxc Hooker Bots. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Pezzle on April 24, 2012, 07:55:44 AM Hookerbots can have diseases.
And they have pimps. And they are illegal to use. http://www.cafepress.com/yourworldinc Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: IainC on April 24, 2012, 07:59:38 AM Quote We are now selling a number of products with our unique hookerbot graphic on them. By 'unique hookerbot graphic' he means a heart symbol. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sky on April 24, 2012, 08:13:25 AM :uhrr:
Alien invaders, YAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbtyjMZJdH0 I like that in their promo, the music loop is shorter than the promo. And they use herb as a verb. This guy has his shit on straight. By 'unique hookerbot graphic' he means a heart symbol. No, go to the product page and look at the back.(http://i1.cpcache.com/product/639059363/tshirt.jpg?side=Back&color=Olive) Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Pezzle on April 24, 2012, 08:22:21 AM And he is selling virtual land on a virtual planet that does not exist!
http://shop.yourworldinc.com/Land_c2.htm I can do the same thing for free! It is called my imagination! Edit: That hookerbot pic is also on the back of the thong! Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: K9 on April 24, 2012, 08:29:12 AM :uhrr:
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: IainC on April 24, 2012, 08:40:51 AM And he is selling virtual land on a virtual planet that does not exist! http://shop.yourworldinc.com/Land_c2.htm I can do the same thing for free! It is called my imagination! Edit: That hookerbot pic is also on the back of the thong! Quote Your World Inc. MMORPG Created by gamer's for gamer's Arg! Arg! Arg! Also in the mounts section is this picture of a horse drawn by someone who has never seen a horse but has had one described to him. (http://i.imgur.com/LAYjA.jpg) Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Pezzle on April 24, 2012, 08:43:01 AM I think that horse picture has the body of a centaur with the man cut off and a horse head from a different picture stuck on it.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: tazelbain on April 24, 2012, 08:46:39 AM This seems like a troll project, but it's all the better that it's sincere morons.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Tyrnan on April 24, 2012, 09:04:36 AM Why is he charging people a 33% fee for the privilege of giving him money? :uhrr:
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Redgiant on April 24, 2012, 10:38:09 AM Also in the mounts section is this picture of a horse drawn by someone who has never seen a horse but has had one described to him. (http://i.imgur.com/LAYjA.jpg) That horse must have goiter, hyperthyroid and lymphoma. Is that a tail? Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Nebu on April 24, 2012, 10:39:03 AM Looks more like a centaur wearing the front half of a cheap horse costume.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: HaemishM on April 24, 2012, 11:22:45 AM Hooker Bots. http://youtu.be/gm2LjQayNxc Hooker Bots. You need a fucking disclaimer on that link which says "Smelly Geek Talking Into WebCam: Do Not Watch!" EDIT: DEAR GOD, is anyone giving this fucktard money? Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: ghost on April 24, 2012, 11:59:33 AM My god, I thought you were kidding about the hooker bots. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Furiously on April 24, 2012, 12:35:23 PM I'm wondering if the only fun in this game comes from mocking it. In which case I should probably just stfu.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: angry.bob on April 27, 2012, 05:37:38 AM I saw this guy on some documentary about lottery winners and how their lives had changed. He came off as a lazy assgoblin who used wicca as an cover for putting no effort into his life and getting nowhere. Everything he had done after winning the money indicated he used the money to be a complete dickhead tyrant who ran around telling people they needed to learn how to take care of themselves and thinking he was John Galt.
Plus he calls himself Bucky. Anyone you meet who allows themselves to be called Bucky is almost certainly some sort of insane baby fucker. Also, the horse looks like they took the body of my Boxer and stuck an out of scale horse neck/head and hooves on him. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Sheepherder on May 03, 2012, 01:41:08 AM Is that a tail? I think it's supposed to be taking a shit. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: NiX on May 03, 2012, 07:31:12 AM As much as this is such a terrible thing, something from it needs to come to fruition. Just because.
YourWorldInc. Batcountry. Believe. Hookerbots can have diseases. And they have pimps. And they are illegal to use. http://www.cafepress.com/yourworldinc Where are the mechanical crab plushies? Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Furiously on May 03, 2012, 11:25:05 AM http://crabrevenge.com/ (http://crabrevenge.com/)
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Quinton on May 03, 2012, 11:30:38 PM Sadly, "Your World" was not successfully funded.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Hawkbit on May 04, 2012, 07:36:31 AM Congrats to them on making it to 1.9% of funding goal. That seems like a real accomplishment.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Venkman on May 04, 2012, 08:17:37 AM Timely PA (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/05/04) :grin:
(yes yes, PA is hit-or-miss, but i still like it) Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Severian on May 04, 2012, 01:26:27 PM Congrats to them on making it to 1.9% of funding goal. That seems like a real accomplishment. That $21,345 includes two pledges at the top tier $10,000 level, undoubtedly made by his proxies. The outside funding he raised was $1,345, or 0.12% of his goal. The world can be so cruel to the dreamers. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Quinton on May 04, 2012, 02:37:35 PM Well it's also possible the 10k backers were banking on it not being funded or planning on changing their donation level before it ended if it did get funded...
Also, based on the comments, I suspect there were a number of $1 backers who signed up just to argue with him in the comments sections. Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Venkman on May 04, 2012, 03:08:51 PM Is there short selling on Kickstarter yet? :)
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: tazelbain on May 04, 2012, 05:03:48 PM I want to pledge money to make it more to difficult to fund a project. If the project is blocked than the money goes to charity.
Title: Re: "Your World", an upcoming MMO with "everything" Post by: Venkman on May 04, 2012, 06:10:41 PM Shit, that's a freakin' awesome idea, kinda like a kickvoter.
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