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Title: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Ironwood on April 01, 2012, 02:06:39 AM
And as usual Blizzard kicks it off in almost believable style :

http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/games/zergotchi/ (http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/games/zergotchi/)

 :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Teleku on April 01, 2012, 02:26:27 AM
Already posted in the google thread, but reposting here.  Google releases google maps for the NES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rznYifPHxDg

In case your to lazy too watch the whole video, you can also just go to google maps and hit the "quest" button in the top right corner to see the entire globe, down to god damn street view, in 8-bit.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: K9 on April 01, 2012, 03:41:24 AM
Virgin Volcanic (http://virginvolcanic.com/)


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Quinton on April 01, 2012, 03:48:04 AM
I think Google gets a bit excessive here in that a whole bunch of different teams feel the need to do something.

My vote for best presentation goes to The Youtube Collection: http://www.youtube.com/TheYouTubeCollection

But see also:

Google Racing: http://www.google.com/racing/ and http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/bringing-self-driving-cars-to-nascar.html

The pictures of Sergey (especially his footwear) are pretty hilarious: https://plus.google.com/photos/116899029375914044550/albums/5726274904660545569

Gmail Tap: http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/introducing-gmail-tap.html

Including Morse Keyboard: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rgam.morsekeyboard



I was also amused by this IKEA Product Recall: http://i.imgur.com/hbmED.jpg (via reddit)




Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Tarami on April 01, 2012, 03:51:40 AM
Yet another from Google:

https://www.google.com/intl/sv/chrome/multitask.html

It's like the left hand (of Google) doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Edit:
DAMN YOU QUINTON! (But I'll leave mine be to make my point.)


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Quinton on April 01, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
Some more from Blizzard:

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/supplydepot/

This looks like it may have been from a couple years ago: http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: luckton on April 01, 2012, 05:27:14 AM
Reddit has a FB timeline up on their main page now.  You can now see posts from the past, present, and future  :drill: :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: apocrypha on April 01, 2012, 05:37:25 AM
I was also amused by this IKEA Product Recall: http://i.imgur.com/hbmED.jpg (via reddit)

Nice one  :awesome_for_real:

The Guardian had a piece saying that David Cameron had appointed Shaun Ryder to advise them on class (http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/01/cameron-shaun-ryder-advise-tories). Probably only funny if you've been following UK politics this week though.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Lantyssa on April 01, 2012, 05:44:25 AM
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/supplydepot/
OUCH:



Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Ironwood on April 01, 2012, 05:50:30 AM
Heh.  I missed that.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Quinton on April 01, 2012, 06:11:30 AM
Reddit has a FB timeline up on their main page now.  You can now see posts from the past, present, and future  :drill: :why_so_serious:

This actually made me laugh.  Especially: http://www.reddit.com/t/2112/


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: taolurker on April 01, 2012, 06:13:18 AM
It's a TRAP !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUowrnlMSPc&feature=player_embedded) from ThinkGeek

Also more ThinkGeek April Fools items on their homepage (http://www.thinkgeek.com/)


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Jade Falcon on April 01, 2012, 08:08:08 AM
Looks like Bioware isn't being left out.

Ship droid mini games (http://www.swtor.com/news/news-article/20120401)


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: schild on April 01, 2012, 08:33:19 AM
Winnar:

http://www.funnyordie.com


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Quinton on April 01, 2012, 08:45:00 AM
Sony VAIO Q: http://discover.store.sony.com/q/sony_content.html


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: apocrypha on April 01, 2012, 08:48:09 AM
I am embarressed to admit that I was over halfway through this article before I twigged it:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/01/apple_patent/


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Samwise on April 01, 2012, 10:34:41 AM
Winnar:

http://www.funnyordie.com

Agreed.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Thrawn on April 01, 2012, 11:40:08 AM
Hi-rez finally fixes the bug that causes "skiing" in Tribes:Ascend.

http://www.hirezstudios.com/hirezwp/?p=1900 (http://www.hirezstudios.com/hirezwp/?p=1900)



Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Surlyboi on April 01, 2012, 05:38:33 PM
Saints Row the Third brings one I wish was real... (http://www.saintsrow.com/news/detail/article/257641/)


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Kitsune on April 01, 2012, 07:57:56 PM
The real winnar is Cartoon Network having brought back Toonami all day today.  Fanboys everywhere went apeshit.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Bzalthek on April 01, 2012, 10:38:07 PM
Explain surly, front pages to game websites aren't new.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Krakrok on April 01, 2012, 10:50:18 PM
Adwords has a teleportation one.

http://www.google.com/adwords/extensions/teleport.html


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: apocrypha on April 02, 2012, 03:13:43 AM
Few more that made me chuckle:

Spooning by Bitbucket (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dYBjVTMUQY0).

Assassin's Creed for Kinect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7NufHsmITjM).  (Edit: already posted by tmp in the AC3 thread).

Really advanced Google search (http://www.google.com/js/reallyadvanced.html).


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Sheepherder on April 02, 2012, 04:52:41 AM
Really advanced Google search (http://www.google.com/js/reallyadvanced.html).

"Tea" inserted into the proper field does not yield the correct response.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Cyrrex on April 02, 2012, 05:07:00 AM
The Assassins Creed for Kinect one is good...because it seems somewhat plausible until about half way through, where that guy does the ridiculous spinning leg triangle take-down.

I have no doubt that actually have shit like this planned (maybe not AC, but who knows), and also no doubt that it will end up as complete and utter shit.  So much potential here that will never be tapped.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Surlyboi on April 02, 2012, 06:57:57 AM
Explain surly, front pages to game websites aren't new.

Bleh, stupid age gate.

The joke for SR3 was a play on the matrix called "Enter the Dominatrix"


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Hawkbit on April 02, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
I want my Adblock cats back.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Chimpy on April 02, 2012, 07:11:02 PM
I got caught by an April Fool's joke on the radio.

They said it was going to be 91 today when I was driving home from the car wash yesterday. Since it was 86 like 10 days ago it did not sound far fetched. High today was 73...sigh.


Title: Re: 2012 April Nonsense
Post by: Paelos on April 02, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
People in my office saved up adding machine tape for a month, then hung it all over my office like streamers.

This passes for extremely funny amongst accountants.