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Title: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: schild on February 13, 2012, 09:52:05 AM
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/02/13/tim-burton-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-trailer-exclusive/

Tickets good as bought.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2012, 10:02:52 AM
Ugh.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 13, 2012, 10:40:10 AM
Fucking be there.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: schild on February 13, 2012, 10:59:46 AM
Ugh.
You can fuck right off with that talk.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2012, 11:13:35 AM
I'm so sick of the "stick zombies in some other novel/time period for awesome!" genre. If you want to put zombies in historical periods, at least have the decency to create your own characters.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: schild on February 13, 2012, 11:14:58 AM
Errrrrrrrrrr. What?


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2012, 12:48:11 PM
Pride and Prejudice WITH ZOMBIES, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, there's a whole genre devoted to mashups of classics with undead. It was kind of a cute joke when P&P came out but it's not funny any longer.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: schild on February 13, 2012, 12:56:00 PM
1. Seth Grahame-Smith has only written two of these. While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first. This isn't Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters.

2. The book was fucking superb and at no moment was meant to be funny.

3. You clearly haven't read it.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Fordel on February 13, 2012, 03:30:54 PM
Is that Lincoln rocking people with an axe?


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Samwise on February 13, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was fucking horrible.  HORRIBLE.  I will read anything with zombies in it, and anything historical.  That book was unredeemable shit.

I was interested in this movie until finding out that the book was written by the same guy.  Pass.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Tale on February 13, 2012, 06:22:47 PM
But this is Tim Burton and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: 01101010 on February 13, 2012, 06:32:15 PM


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: DraconianOne on February 14, 2012, 03:44:15 AM
But this is Tim Burton Timur Bekmambetov and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.

Burton's only producing.


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Sheepherder on February 14, 2012, 04:23:06 PM
While a genre has sprung up, he's the guy that does it right and did it first.

Nope. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter)


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: schild on February 14, 2012, 04:43:37 PM
Different genre. ಠ_ಠ


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: HaemishM on February 15, 2012, 08:11:46 AM
I have now watched the trailer. I stand by my previous scorn.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Post by: Phred on February 19, 2012, 10:52:41 PM
and it has Wash (Alan Tudyk) from Firefly.

He was even better in Dollhouse.