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Title: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 01:53:51 AM
Coming up by the end of the day.


It's ON.


OFFICIAL DIVISION-MAKING VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZdM-YHHAs

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3584773/Lynch.jpg)


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: ezrast on October 05, 2011, 07:59:31 AM
Tease.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: luckton on October 05, 2011, 09:20:16 AM
Define 'day', as in which time zone you're in.  Or do you speak as the day as it end's in Hawaiian state time?  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Modern Angel on October 05, 2011, 11:04:23 AM
He's Italian. It's party night 24/7 in Italy.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: proudft on October 05, 2011, 11:16:33 AM
He's got to wrap up the final summary of the Amanda Knox story first.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Paelos on October 05, 2011, 11:17:30 AM
He's got to wrap up the final summary of the Amanda Knox story first.


She's a wrong place wrong time skank.

WHERE'S MY DIVISION! CHAOS WILL REIGN!

Until kickoff.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 11:23:19 AM
He's Italian.

My passport is Italian, I was born in Italy and for about 18 years Italian has been the only language I could speak. Does that make me Italian? Believe me, no. Absolutely not. Screw Italians.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ginaz on October 05, 2011, 11:30:51 AM
He's Italian. It's party night 24/7 in Italy.

Everytime I think of Italians, I think of that guy on the train in Eurotrip.

Scusa, scusa, scusa. :hello_thar:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: HaemishM on October 05, 2011, 11:34:00 AM
God, I love that movie.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 11:45:05 AM
Here's the roster.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3584773/BB1.jpg)

I am now proceeding to mix 'n draw.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 11:46:41 AM
Are we getting a video? I want to hear you say FOCK again when you put me in your division.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: AndyDavo on October 05, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
wow i have a hard group - anyone of about 5-6 could go thru to the final 8


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 11:53:03 AM
That's not the groups, just the teaser pre-draw picture of our little cards. (Which is too bad, that would have been a glorious draw for me...)


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: AndyDavo on October 05, 2011, 12:00:51 PM
You sure? because the groups are in game too. As i  said - i have a hard group as it stands.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 12:04:47 PM
The groups IN the game are not final. I am doing the draw as we speak. Don't touch ANYTHING in game or consider it real until I post the final divisions AND the video here in 3 hours or so.

More teasing, the Divisions, and a special guest, waiting for blood.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3584773/BB2.jpg)


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
Woo video!  :popcorn:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 12:50:53 PM
Draw over!

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3584773/Blamk%20Draw.jpg)


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: avaia on October 05, 2011, 01:19:15 PM
Guesses:

proudft in battletech
luckton in orient
andydavo orient
ingmar battletech, possibly t2k


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ice Cream Emperor on October 05, 2011, 01:39:12 PM
That's not the groups, just the teaser pre-draw picture of our little cards. (Which is too bad, that would have been a glorious draw for me...)

Yeah I was absolutely freaking out about that being my actual division. Ogres, Khemri, Comstar's fucking amazons, AND the dwarves? No thank you.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 01:41:01 PM
3 teams with stunties, grabbable amazons, and a pair of fresh elf(?) teams... ah, what could have been.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Sky on October 05, 2011, 01:45:54 PM
3 teams with stunties, grabbable amazons, and a pair of fresh elf(?) teams... ah, what could have been.
You could see the Orc drool even from our lush vacation spot.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: IainC on October 05, 2011, 03:02:13 PM
I'm going to have shitloads of inducements vs Ingmar in my first match. I wonder if Wood Elves can hire Morg n'Thorg?


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
Video is rendering as I type. Up in (I guess) less than an hour. Season #5 is officially open the moment I publish the video here.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: luckton on October 05, 2011, 03:08:18 PM
I'm going to have shitloads of inducements vs Ingmar in my first match. I wonder if Wood Elves can hire Morg n'Thorg?

Rules say he's available to you, for the low price of 430k. 


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Sir T on October 05, 2011, 03:31:32 PM
Hey what does a Warhammer have to do with Warhammer?


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Scadente on October 05, 2011, 03:56:09 PM
Can't wait to get my fresh Elves beaten up!

AFAIK. I think the Warhammer is referring to the Hammer of Sigmar (Ghal Maraz - The Skullsplitter)


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 03:59:33 PM
It's ON.


OFFICIAL DIVISION-MAKING VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZdM-YHHAs


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Celer on October 05, 2011, 04:12:11 PM
I approve of this entire soundtrack!  :grin:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Sjofn on October 05, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
I'm in the same division as Ingmar?

FOCK


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 04:14:32 PM
I am not super thrilled about my division, but I will look forward to giving hugs to Comstar's Amazons at least.  :grin:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
Hey what does a Warhammer have to do with Warhammer?

Not sure I understood the question. Funny thing is that the "Warhammer" is the name that Fasa Corp. gave to that 'mech back in 1984 when they created the Battletech universe, but the problem was that they literally stole a few 'mech designs from the Japanese animation show called Macross (Americanized into "Robotech"), where the same 'mech was called (for all I know) Tomahawk. So, just a (wrong) name in this case.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Falconeer on October 05, 2011, 04:20:42 PM
I'm in the worst possible division. Absolutely fock.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Paelos on October 05, 2011, 04:24:45 PM
I'm in the same division as Ingmar?

FOCK

I'm in the same division as both of the Giants fans!

Hilarious!


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Teleku on October 05, 2011, 04:25:34 PM
There are more than 2.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 04:26:02 PM
4 out of the 5 people in my MMO 'clique' are in the same division, only Avaia dodges the dwarf pain.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: avaia on October 05, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
The fuck, you can't throw nurgle an elven bone or two?  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Sjofn on October 05, 2011, 04:36:57 PM
Proudft is going to kill one of my werewolves again, I just know it. :(


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Llyse on October 05, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
The fuck, you can't throw nurgle an elven bone or two?  :ye_gods:

What Andy's Dark elves don't count?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ice Cream Emperor on October 05, 2011, 05:11:41 PM

Damnit, somebody transcribe that shiz.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 05:14:12 PM

Damnit, somebody transcribe that shiz.

You can deduce it from the schedule in the other post!


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ice Cream Emperor on October 05, 2011, 05:36:03 PM
Do I look like Sherlock F-ing Holmes?

Well okay, fine...

(deductionary pause)

Well, at least Reborne and luckton ended up in the same division. But damn, Davo gets a soft draw again, I swear!

And meanwhile it's more lizards for me. And two Norse to round it out. Feh!


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: Sir T on October 05, 2011, 05:42:55 PM
Hey what does a Warhammer have to do with Warhammer?

Not sure I understood the question. Funny thing is that the "Warhammer" is the name that Fasa Corp. gave to that 'mech back in 1984 when they created the Battletech universe, but the problem was that they literally stole a few 'mech designs from the Japanese animation show called Macross (Americanized into "Robotech"), where the same 'mech was called (for all I know) Tomahawk. So, just a (wrong) name in this case.

That was the joke. I guess I'm just too geeky for this audience... :(


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ginaz on October 05, 2011, 05:49:45 PM
First two matches look to be in my favour, brand new TV1000 pro elf and then goblins.  After that... :ye_gods:.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Strazos on October 05, 2011, 05:57:43 PM
Fuck me, I think I got the toughest division.

Of course, being the weakest "winnar" team doesn't help matters. I swear that Comstar and Andy are going to have perfect seasons. My schedule just looks...ugly.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 05:58:31 PM
I swear that Comstar ... going to have perfect seasons.

 :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Strazos on October 05, 2011, 05:59:39 PM
Sorry dude, he's playing broken-as-shit Elves.

EDIT: To be fair, I still think you have a very good chance at an upset, but I didn't see anyone else who's going to put up much of a fight.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ingmar on October 05, 2011, 06:00:05 PM
Not this week.  :grin:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: lamaros on October 05, 2011, 06:09:17 PM
Damnit, I so wanted Llyse. Fuck you Andy! Going to be in the same group for the first time, prepare to get beaten!


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Llyse on October 05, 2011, 06:22:36 PM
Damnit, I so wanted Llyse. Fuck you Andy! Going to be in the same group for the first time, prepare to get beaten!

I know, same division as you would have given me a nice win  :why_so_serious:

Instead I get Blodging Chaos and Chainsaw goblins  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: eldaec on October 05, 2011, 06:35:38 PM
STORMBRINGER 4 LYFE!

Very jealous of Chthulu division.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar
Post by: IainC on October 06, 2011, 12:14:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZdM-YHHAs

"I'm sure that's not how it's pronounced"

FEE-ner koo-LAYN


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Falconeer on October 06, 2011, 12:37:56 AM
PLEASE EVERYONE REMEMBER

For a match to be valid, it has to be uploaded on BB Manager. The winner has the onus of uploading. If it's a draw, players HAVE TO agree on who will do the uploading, or they both upload it (and I'll delete the extra one).
If I don't see a match on BB Manager, I won't validate it. If it stays like that at Game Day expiration, the winner will take a forfeit loss.

The League to use for your uploads is:  f13 League  * Season 5 *
Password is: vanguard

I don't know what's that for, but League id is 4905.

Try not to mess up the Game Day when you upload your match.

Thanks.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Ruvaldt on October 06, 2011, 12:59:24 AM
Sorry dude, he's playing broken-as-shit Elves.

Were you talking about Comstar?  Because he's playing Amazons.  His Pro Elves Before Hos team is spectacular, but it's still in the Feeder League.

Amazons vs. Dwarves doesn't usually end well for the Amazons.


Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Comstar on October 06, 2011, 01:07:26 AM
I very much approve of the WHM-1D Warhammer, I wish I had one that size. The cover on the box was what got me into Battletech so many years ago. Sad they lost the rights to it.

His Pro Elves Before Hos team is spectacular, but it's still in the Feeder League.

Yep, Amazon's again. My dream is to get all 13 girls with Blodge or Wodge. Only half way there still. Sadly, my Pro Elves are probably just too good for the league, they'll never be able to meet the point requirements with such star players.  

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Amazons vs. Dwarves doesn't usually end well for the Amazons.

I think my girls have never lost to Dwarves yet, though it's only out of 2 games so far. Hmm BBowl tells me I have yet to play vs Dwarves with this team! We shall see.  Yeikes, looking at his team it's jot the tackle that worries me, its the guard and 2 +1ST Blockers! My normal guard advantage will not avail me this time, and unless I fire a lineswomen (and be down in reserves) I have no babes to wake me up either. Gulp...my monies on the Dwarves....

Last season I started strongly but some mid and late season disasters almost cost me the play-offs and I only got in due to TD difference. If we had been using this season's rules I would have been knocked out.



Title: Re: S#5 - Divisions and calendar (and video)
Post by: Strazos on October 06, 2011, 06:19:15 AM
Yeah, but Comstar is a confirmed dice hacker.  :oh_i_see: