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Title: Twin Douchebags Post by: shiznitz on September 22, 2011, 12:39:08 PM http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/introducing-the-atl-twins-the-twin-brothers-sidney-and-thurman-who-sleep-in-the-same-bed-and-fuck-the-same-girl/
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Paelos on September 22, 2011, 12:46:44 PM There's a good thing for my city.
:facepalm: Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Evildrider on September 22, 2011, 12:48:17 PM Well they are from Tennessee. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: 01101010 on September 22, 2011, 12:53:21 PM Why would you do that? :uhrr:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: ghost on September 22, 2011, 01:08:02 PM To be fair, she did look pretty hot. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: WayAbvPar on September 22, 2011, 02:01:09 PM Someone roofie them and get some vasectomies done, STAT.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: HaemishM on September 22, 2011, 02:37:39 PM To be fair, she did look pretty hot. :oh_i_see: How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Ghambit on September 22, 2011, 03:16:56 PM Dont they technically have the same sperm? So in reality, it's not sloppy seconds. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Minvaren on September 22, 2011, 04:20:23 PM Quote and are both looking forward to marrying the same woman and fathering the same child. ...the hell? :headscratch: Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Merusk on September 22, 2011, 04:25:19 PM I'll wager the logic is: Same DNA so no way of knowing whose actual sperm impregnated her. So we're both the daddy.
I'm sure our resident genetics experts can punch holes in that. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Paelos on September 22, 2011, 04:29:02 PM I'd wager these two chucklefucks parted ways with logic at age 10.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Hawkbit on September 22, 2011, 04:54:40 PM Occasionally, in the Inuit culture, brothers will marry the same woman and raise all their children together in the same home. Lack of natural resources don't generally allow for 'extra' people, so sometimes one woman will have to do for a family. Maybe this is a similar situation. How's the resource situation down in Atlanta?
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Paelos on September 22, 2011, 05:04:46 PM We have an abundance of peaches, peanuts, fatties, rappers, one-and-done playoff teams, and national TV networks.
Nothing to suggest fucking the same woman with your brother is a swell idea. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Evildrider on September 22, 2011, 05:08:10 PM The economy does suck right now, so it's cheaper to date one woman instead of two.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Ghambit on September 22, 2011, 06:12:20 PM ATL has a preponderence of available females, so your theories dont hold true. Those two "chucklefucks" could basically have whomever they wanted in that town. Which actually plays right into their plans, since women there are likely so desperate at this point (especially given said economy) that they'd agree to such a situation.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: ghost on September 22, 2011, 06:14:36 PM To be fair, she did look pretty hot. :oh_i_see: How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? I'm kidding. All I see is her ass. She probably has 2 teeth and a cleft lip. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Chimpy on September 22, 2011, 06:38:31 PM I was pondering about how the reactions would be different if it were:
A) Two female identical twins sleeping in the same bed and having sex with the same guy. B) Two female identical twins sleeping in the same bed and having sex with the same girl. My hypothesis: In case A, most guys would be a little bit envious. In case B, most guys would "be in their bunk". Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Lantyssa on September 23, 2011, 04:07:44 AM My problem is their attitude, not their actions.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Merusk on September 23, 2011, 04:38:04 AM To be fair, she did look pretty hot. :oh_i_see: How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? I'm kidding. All I see is her ass. She probably has 2 teeth and a cleft lip. Given the poses and the situation the only certainty we know about her is a nice ass and a complete lack of self-esteem. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Paelos on September 23, 2011, 06:18:23 AM My problem is their attitude, not their actions. I have a problem with all of it. ALL OF IT. The fact it's in my city makes it worse. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Slayerik on September 23, 2011, 09:18:31 AM Well, they are who they are and don't give a fuck what you guys think. They have 9" cocks they swordfight each other with.
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: angry.bob on September 23, 2011, 10:42:58 PM Icy Hot Stuntaz
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Strazos on September 23, 2011, 11:31:49 PM Docking. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Der Helm on September 24, 2011, 04:32:23 AM The comments.... :awesome_for_real:
Quote Ahhh.... a Shakespearean love triangle as old as love itself. beautiful yet tragic. A tale of unparalleled brotherhood, unadulterated love, and stinging betrayal. The story of The ATL twins will win you over with dramatic irony and immeasurable tragedy..... aint no fag shit for real Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: ghost on September 24, 2011, 05:29:46 AM My problem is their attitude, not their actions. And to throw in that they look like some seriously inbred assholes. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Ratman_tf on October 04, 2011, 10:45:37 AM I know I hate it when I have to argue with my brother over who gets to fuck the ho tonight. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: Merusk on October 05, 2011, 04:11:54 AM No no.. you misread.
They both fuck her, it's just a question of: a) Who goes first or b) Who uses a secondary orifice. Title: Re: Twin Douchebags Post by: ghost on October 05, 2011, 07:12:17 AM Someone roofie them and get some vasectomies done, STAT. They are a very valid argument for a eugenics program. |