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Title: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: WindupAtheist on July 12, 2011, 09:54:12 PM This hardened criminal faced a stiff penalty! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html)
Short version: Dude in Russia breaks into a hair salon to rob it. Chick who owns it is a karate blackbelt, kicks his ass, ties him up in the back, and spends three days cramming viagra down his throat and fucking his brains out. So yeah. I already stole the good puns. Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: IainC on July 13, 2011, 12:26:13 AM It's just like 2009 all over again (http://www.themoscowtimes.com/columns/article/hair-stylist-keeps-armed-robber-as-sex-slave/376242.html).
Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: Lantyssa on July 13, 2011, 05:43:53 AM Didn't we do that here, even? It sounds familiar, and this is where I get my news of the weird.
Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: Murgos on July 13, 2011, 06:23:36 AM Didn't we do that here, even? It sounds familiar, and this is where I get my news of the weird. Almost certainly. I just can't be assed to go dig up the Bloodworth. Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: ezrast on July 13, 2011, 08:06:50 AM http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16676.0
Why are they re-reporting a two-year-old story? Slow news day? Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: apocrypha on July 13, 2011, 08:39:53 AM It's the Daily Mail. Sometimes it's easier to just copy-paste something that you think your readers will have forgotten than it is to make up some new bunch of lies.
Title: Re: I need to rob a Russian hair salon. Post by: bhodi on July 13, 2011, 08:48:53 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
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