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Title: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 08, 2005, 01:39:11 PM Yes... Corey. He's about to tell the world Michael Jackson touched him in bad places.
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/News/story?id=481709 Quote "I started looking at each piece of information, and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt." Hmm... let the games begin. I predict Michael Jackson will not get the OJ treatment in court. I think the freak will go to prison. It's just a shame that the person who brought the suit against him has such a fucked up mom.. that could cause some serious problems for the prosecution. But still, I think he (?) is guilty. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Righ on February 08, 2005, 01:44:01 PM But still, I think he (?) is guilty. Prosecutors need more people like you on the jury. It would certainly cut court costs to have a straw poll without hearing evidence. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Avatard on February 08, 2005, 02:05:38 PM What's stopping him from buying Iceland and living there touching children until he dies? Nothing.
If the case starts to look bad I would expect Neverland to migrate out of the US. And fuck the freak. He needs his balls burned off FOR TEH CHILDREN. And fuck Corey Feldman. No talent hack. Best thing that ever happened to him was Jackson touching him. Or is he going to use that as an excuse for the shitty movies he makes? "I make shit movies because Jacko touched me." I hope the interviewers reply is, "No, you make shit movies because you're a shit actor." But it won't. They'll hug and they'll cry and then Feldman will go back to making shitty movies but now he'll have an excuse and a free pass to visit Oprah whenever he needs to cry. Fuck that. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: shiznitz on February 08, 2005, 02:09:26 PM What the fuck does "created a question of doubt" mean anyway? Utter gibberish
Wait, I figured it out. Geldon = Corey Feldman! Title: Re: Feldman Post by: HaemishM on February 08, 2005, 02:52:05 PM I think I just got touched in a bad place.
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 08, 2005, 04:00:37 PM But still, I think he (?) is guilty. Prosecutors need more people like you on the jury. It would certainly cut court costs to have a straw poll without hearing evidence. That's why I'm not a juror, and that's why I would ask to be excused if i were summoned as a potential one. What, you don't have any prejudgements against anyyone or anything in the world? Title: Re: Feldman Post by: MrHat on February 08, 2005, 04:33:49 PM I think I just got touched in a bad place. Can you show us where on the scottish doll did the mean man touch you? (http://www.joyfulcostumes.com/images/scottish_doll.jpg) Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Signe on February 08, 2005, 06:41:45 PM Umm... I think that's a girl doll. You make a better pirate than social worker, MrHat.
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Hanzii on February 09, 2005, 02:08:25 AM I dissaprove of this thread!
I expected something better: (http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/231/231011.jpg) Title: Re: Feldman Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2005, 07:47:39 AM You expected better out of a thread entitled FELDMAN?
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 09, 2005, 08:08:53 AM You expected better out of a thread entitled FELDMAN? In my defense, I did not use all caps. :wink: I'm guessing Corey's gonna tell the world that Jacko gave him drugs/alcohol when he was a kid. And that he doesn't remember what The Freak did to him when he was intoxicated. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2005, 08:12:50 AM Or, Feldman is trying to drum up some press so someone, anyone will hire him after his whiny, no-meat performance on The Surreal Life.
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 09, 2005, 08:15:08 AM Or, Feldman is trying to drum up some press so someone, anyone will hire him after his whiny, no-meat performance on The Surreal Life. You bastard... if he ever reads this he's going to realize the Emmy they gave him is fake. HASN'T COREY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY??? forthechildren. (but not in the bad place.) Title: Re: Feldman Post by: WayAbvPar on February 09, 2005, 10:14:41 AM This is a cautionary tale for everyone. Folks- don't touch the kids- they will end up looking like this!
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_feldman_050208_t.jpg) Title: Re: Feldman Post by: SirBruce on February 09, 2005, 10:29:24 AM But what about Corey Haim?
Bruce Title: Re: Feldman Post by: stray on February 09, 2005, 10:33:53 AM But what about Corey Haim? Bruce Last I heard, he was auctioning off his teeth (http://www.x-entertainment.com/archive/quickies/17/index.shtml) on eBay. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 09, 2005, 10:37:43 AM Why not have both?
(http://www.collectinghollywood.com/LostBo1.jpg) Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Hanzii on February 09, 2005, 11:48:46 AM You expected better out of a thread entitled FELDMAN? I thought my point was obvious. Since I don't keep up on US gossip, I was hoping for Marty not Corey... and I was certainly not expecting Jackson. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: schild on February 09, 2005, 11:49:54 AM I really hated Lost Boys and I really hate this thread.
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Viin on February 09, 2005, 11:53:04 AM I *knew* it was a mistake to let Corey Feldman front the Corey's Of America's Association (COAA).
Edit: No really, I can sepll. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: schild on February 09, 2005, 11:54:16 AM I *kenw* it was a mistake to let Corey Feldman front the Corey's Of America's Association (COAA). I kenw that too. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: SirBruce on February 09, 2005, 11:56:34 AM I really hated Lost Boys Yes, but we've already established your taste in films is all based on "Meh, I've seen so many movies nothing short of Citizen Kane impresses me." Bruce Title: Re: Feldman Post by: schild on February 09, 2005, 11:59:02 AM Now that's bullshit. Citizen Kane doesn't even impress me anymore even though I can see it's value in the annals of film history.
You want to see a great movie? Well, the first 3/4 of the movie is great. Then it turns into crap. Ryuhei Kitamura's Alive (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0331834/). Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Calantus on February 10, 2005, 03:37:53 PM Someday somebody somewhere will explain to me why every movie buff has a hord-on for Citizen Kane.
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Kenrick on February 10, 2005, 04:28:41 PM Someday someone will tell me what a hord-on is... Is that like a frankfurter?
Title: Re: Feldman Post by: SirBruce on February 10, 2005, 10:06:49 PM horde-on : noun (offensive) :
1. the condition or desire to play only Horde races in World of Warcraft. <Eric has his horde on tonight; he wants to play an Orc.> 2. to be attracted to or desirous of one of the Horde races. <Joe has a horde on for Undead Warlocks.> Bruce Title: Re: Feldman Post by: Ardent on February 11, 2005, 08:51:32 AM I hate to think of myself as a Michael Jackson or Corey Feldman defender, but Corey denies that MJ ever touched him, just showed him pictures.
Quote According to excerpts released by ABC News from his recent interview with Bashir, Feldman denied he was ever molested or touched inappropriately by Jackson. But Feldman recounted that during a visit to Jackson's apartment about 20 years ago, he noticed a book on the singer's coffee table containing photographs of nude men and women. "The book was focused on venereal diseases and the genitalia. ... And he sat down with me and he explained it to me, showed me some different pictures and discussed what those meant," Feldman told Bashir. He was 13 or 14 at the time. Jackson would have been in his mid-20s. So, no touchy, but still, eewww. Title: Re: Feldman Post by: HaemishM on February 14, 2005, 11:48:25 AM What kind of freak keeps a book of nude pictures talking about veneral diseases on his goddamn coffee table?
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