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Title: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Trippy on April 13, 2011, 11:30:11 AM http://cloudgirlfriend.com/
Dating too Expensive? Get a 'Cloud Girlfriend' (http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2383485,00.asp) Quote Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl. So, who here is going to try this and report back to us? Or maybe we should share an account :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Samwise on April 13, 2011, 11:34:13 AM HAHA WOW.
Is she guaranteed to pass the Turing test? Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: MuffinMan on April 13, 2011, 11:41:51 AM Most real people that I see on facebook can't pass the Turing test.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: tazelbain on April 13, 2011, 11:48:47 AM Yeah! Buzzword business model.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ironwood on April 13, 2011, 12:28:22 PM This sounds like a job for me.
Let's give it a go. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: 01101010 on April 13, 2011, 12:34:44 PM HAHA WOW. Is she guaranteed to pass the Turing test? If she does, then it rules her out eh? :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Rendakor on April 13, 2011, 01:16:14 PM Quote We have exceeded our demand for Phase I. Details on Phase II coming soon. Did anyone get in!? Inquiring minds, and all that.Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: MuffinMan on April 13, 2011, 01:19:12 PM This sounds like a job for me. Sign up and post the code it gives you to invite other people. You will be our chosen one.Let's give it a go. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Lantyssa on April 13, 2011, 02:18:24 PM This sounds like a job for me. You're going to be someone's fake girlfriend?Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ratman_tf on April 13, 2011, 02:42:58 PM So WTF does this have to do with cloud computing, or is that the new buzzword for "Teh Intarnets"?
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Samwise on April 13, 2011, 02:49:13 PM So WTF does this have to do with cloud computing, or is that the new buzzword for "Teh Intarnets"? "The Cloud" has been the buzzword for "Teh Intarnets" for something like the last five years. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: tgr on April 13, 2011, 02:50:40 PM And if I could punch everyone who said dreamily "we should start using the cloud" IN THE FACE ... I would.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ratman_tf on April 13, 2011, 05:11:58 PM (http://www.mariowiki.com/images/2/22/Cloudzz.PNG)
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Furiously on April 13, 2011, 09:04:04 PM How hard is it to make a bot that says, "I love that XXXXXXX likes (Whatever), it's so cute...".
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ironwood on April 14, 2011, 07:14:23 AM And if I could punch everyone who said dreamily "we should start using the cloud" IN THE FACE ... I would. Speaking as someone who makes money off 'The Cloud', I'd like to be clear: I'd like to punch them in the face too. Also, people who say 'So whose Cloud should I use ? Theirs or Mine ?' Or Someone who actually said, when releasing an internet business using entirely online Cloud resources 'I don't trust the Cloud, it's not secure'. OR THAT FUCKING MICROSOFT ADVERT WITH THE MILF WHO SAYS 'TO THE CLOUD' SO SHE CAN PHOTOSHOP HER CUNT OF A FAMILY USING A LOCAL APPLICATION. Fuck Me. But we've done this to death - I'm off to find a Girlfriend on this website. Don't tell the wife. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Cyrrex on April 14, 2011, 07:54:35 AM Are the GFs on the other end actually real people who interact real time, or is it just a profile pic and a bot?
Sounds like something that the Japanese would do. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Merusk on April 14, 2011, 09:46:47 AM Profile pics and a bot from the story I heard a week ago.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: tazelbain on April 14, 2011, 11:03:13 AM I wonder if there is an opportunity for Schild to work these people and create F13 brand cloud girlfriends.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: apocrypha on April 14, 2011, 11:57:39 AM Do you really think there'd be that much demand for batshit crazy imaginary girl/boyfriends? :uhrr:
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: TheWalrus on April 14, 2011, 12:19:19 PM If Schild targeted them to specific people, yeah thatd be fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: HaemishM on April 14, 2011, 12:39:32 PM Do you really think there'd be that much demand for batshit crazy imaginary girl/boyfriends? :uhrr: You must not have dated much. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: sigil on April 14, 2011, 01:45:34 PM What the hell, I'm currently single and bored.
http://cloudgirlfriend.com/h0qp3 Knock yourself out. If I get in I'll report on it / provide links. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Engels on April 14, 2011, 01:49:38 PM Quote We have exceeded our demand for Phase I. Details on Phase II coming soon. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Furiously on April 14, 2011, 01:57:25 PM I hope phase two isn't kill all real women.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 14, 2011, 06:42:04 PM Don't date robots! (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510/futurama-anti-robot-propaganda) Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: MahrinSkel on April 14, 2011, 06:51:30 PM I think it's time someone took a stand against robosexual marriage.
--Dave Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ironwood on April 14, 2011, 11:50:28 PM It's Phase IV you have to worry about.
That's when they bring out the ants... Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: NiX on April 15, 2011, 11:33:58 AM What the hell, I'm currently single and bored. http://cloudgirlfriend.com/h0qp3 Knock yourself out. If I get in I'll report on it / provide links. You used me! You bitch... Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Simond on April 15, 2011, 12:25:27 PM Obvious post:
(http://i.imgur.com/ceUW8.jpg) Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 15, 2011, 12:33:44 PM For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Samwise on April 15, 2011, 12:42:00 PM For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like. Preserving that Freudian typo for posterity. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Furiously on April 15, 2011, 12:43:33 PM For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like. I have always thought of you more as my forgetful grandmother.. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 15, 2011, 01:13:34 PM :grin:
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: sigil on April 16, 2011, 02:05:27 PM What the hell, I'm currently single and bored. http://cloudgirlfriend.com/h0qp3 Knock yourself out. If I get in I'll report on it / provide links. You used me! You bitch... All's fair in fake love and cyber war. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 16, 2011, 02:45:13 PM Obvious post: I just got that, though I'd have gone with: (http://i51.tinypic.com/m5y4x.jpg) Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: MahrinSkel on April 16, 2011, 02:49:54 PM My spidey sense is telling me this is all some kind of viral marketing/astroturfing gimmick.
--Dave Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Margalis on April 16, 2011, 11:50:26 PM I just got that, though I'd have gone with: (http://i51.tinypic.com/m5y4x.jpg) What's happening in this pic? Some emo dude has a girl on a leash? Kinky. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ratman_tf on April 17, 2011, 01:52:24 AM My spidey sense is telling me this is all some kind of viral marketing/astroturfing gimmick. --Dave Shit, that's 99% of the internet right now. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: MahrinSkel on April 17, 2011, 02:07:32 AM My spidey sense is telling me this is all some kind of viral marketing/astroturfing gimmick. --Dave Shit, that's 99% of the internet right now. --Dave Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: SurfD on April 17, 2011, 02:24:40 AM I just got that, though I'd have gone with: (http://i51.tinypic.com/m5y4x.jpg) What's happening in this pic? Some emo dude has a girl on a leash? Kinky. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Trippy on April 17, 2011, 02:27:21 AM Don't feed the troll.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: NowhereMan on April 17, 2011, 05:25:31 AM I just got that, though I'd have gone with: (http://i51.tinypic.com/m5y4x.jpg) What's happening in this pic? Some emo dude has a girl on a leash? Kinky. Spoilers! :ye_gods: Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Merusk on April 17, 2011, 06:05:56 AM What's happening in this pic? Some emo dude has a girl on a leash? Kinky. I was going to give you a 7, but you got someone, so 8.5/10. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: sinij on April 19, 2011, 05:02:59 PM Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Margalis on April 19, 2011, 05:08:18 PM I was going to give you a 7, but you got someone, so 8.5/10. Yeah, can't believe that worked. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Sand on April 19, 2011, 06:44:01 PM I hate Japanimation. I hated the FF series. I had no idea the picture you posted was related.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Teleku on April 20, 2011, 08:42:33 AM I hate Japanimation. How about Afghanistanimation?Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Ironwood on April 20, 2011, 09:33:16 AM Turns out this bitch isn't Ubuntu compatible.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Sand on April 21, 2011, 07:59:24 AM I like the monkey! :why_so_serious: (http://shirtshovel.com/products/movies/supertroopers/afghanistanimation-434.jpg) Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: 01101010 on April 21, 2011, 08:08:40 AM Turns out this bitch isn't Ubuntu compatible. Surprised? It's about compromise damn it! Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Margalis on April 21, 2011, 08:38:38 PM I haven't heard the term "Japanimation" since 1996 or so.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Sand on April 22, 2011, 09:23:29 PM Im old and unhip. :geezer:
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: sigil on April 26, 2011, 07:17:41 PM Annnd it's bs virtual dating, Where the guys are guys and so are most of the women.
Evidently I'm a good match for Yomama Rulls. Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: UnSub on April 27, 2011, 09:23:18 PM Wouldn't a Cloud girlfriend be one that a large group of people share around?
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Rendakor on April 27, 2011, 10:04:25 PM That'd be Cloud Whore.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Tarami on April 28, 2011, 05:58:40 AM That'd be Cloud Whore. Those are most likely viral, too.Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Simond on April 28, 2011, 11:19:28 AM That'd be Cloud Whore. (http://i.imgur.com/6OTqs.jpg):awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Mosesandstick on April 28, 2011, 12:09:03 PM I remember that bit of the game
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Rendakor on April 28, 2011, 11:38:24 PM (http://i.imgur.com/6OTqs.jpg) :awesome_for_real: What's happening in this pic? :why_so_serious:Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: rk47 on April 28, 2011, 11:43:48 PM Why the hell are two gals behind are standing with pixellated faces?
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Trippy on April 29, 2011, 12:00:30 AM .....
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: bhodi on April 29, 2011, 07:05:55 AM Protip: Don't Tineye that pic to find the website it came from. And, if you do, don't do it at work.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 29, 2011, 07:57:22 AM There seems to be some selective pixelation in that image...... And yeah, I have zero idea what its from. I'm going to guess ultra Anime nerd porn game for shut ins.
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Simond on April 30, 2011, 10:53:14 AM You've never played FFVII?
Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: SurfD on April 30, 2011, 01:24:53 PM You've never played FFVII? Is this the part where I post "Dont Feed the Troll" and we come full circle from the top of the page?Title: Re: Cloud Girlfriend Post by: Merusk on April 30, 2011, 01:25:23 PM Actually I think Simond was the one trolling there. :grin:
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