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Title: Sales catch phrases Post by: rk47 on January 04, 2011, 01:36:29 AM SO it's new year, new job. Pretty simple. I gotta update the promotional event site with some catch phrases and give rough sketches of the event page depicting what's this week special etc etc. I'm not a really creative guy, I'm just doing my job as site maintenance n stuff, obviously marketing is not my strongest point.
Here's where random inputs come in. More ideas, better creativity amirite? So , have a sales catch phrases relating to new year. :) Just post a one liner and I might just propose it to the boss tomorrow. I have a few but they sound terrible. "Say hello to a brand new year...and a brand new you!" Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: IainC on January 04, 2011, 01:44:00 AM What sort of things are you selling?
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: schild on January 04, 2011, 01:44:48 AM You'll drown a bag of cats to get a deal from me!
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Oban on January 04, 2011, 01:45:29 AM It's the <insert calendar marker here>, everything I/we/<insert corporate division here> touch turns to sold!
It's the <insert calendar marker here> so let's not reinvent the wheel folks, let's just make it rounder. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: rk47 on January 04, 2011, 01:48:17 AM Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear.
I was thinking of putting LOLcat I CAN HAZ NEW CLUTZ? But decided not to get fired THAT early. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Sir T on January 04, 2011, 02:20:34 AM Its the DEAL OF THE DECADE!!!
Pic of a MANly dog like a German Shepard or a doberman "Damn, wish I could wear that" Great new clothes, no holes in the pocket! Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: IainC on January 04, 2011, 03:22:36 AM Clothes. Because nudity is so 2010.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: apocrypha on January 04, 2011, 04:34:13 AM New Year, new shit you don't need!
Ending is better than mending. The more stitches, the less riches! Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Cyrrex on January 04, 2011, 05:40:51 AM Clothes. Because you look disgusting without them.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 04, 2011, 05:46:54 AM You'll drown a bag of cats to get a deal from me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqktCdX0hs&t=1m4s Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Lantyssa on January 04, 2011, 09:11:53 AM Your one day a year at the gym won't make you look good, but our clothes will!
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Sky on January 04, 2011, 09:31:54 AM Even a sack of shit needs a sack.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Furiously on January 04, 2011, 09:46:22 AM Wear our clothes if you want to get laid.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: dusematic on January 04, 2011, 10:46:45 AM Fashion is fleeting. Style is forever.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 04, 2011, 11:09:58 AM New year. New you. New outfit. New deals.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Ingmar on January 04, 2011, 11:13:49 AM You'll love the way you look. I guarantee it.
EDIT: Gah, GIS for George Zimmer turned up some odd stuff. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Paelos on January 04, 2011, 11:22:12 AM They say clothes don't make the man. They also said real estate was a good investment.
Look good for that interview in 2011. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: IainC on January 04, 2011, 11:26:27 AM Consume, maggots.
Your shallow and uninteresting life is defined purely by the material goods that you surround yourself with. Buy new things often because you hate yourself. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Furiously on January 04, 2011, 11:37:37 AM Or you could ask why they don't have a comprehensive media plan. Or ask if this is more of a shotgun approach and you are supposed to be doing guerilla marketing.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Sky on January 04, 2011, 12:05:21 PM I came to do site maintenance and all I got was this stupid catch phrase.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: shiznitz on January 04, 2011, 12:48:13 PM Since texting one;s dick is all the rage, you guys should sell cock socks: easy on and easier off!
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Sand on January 04, 2011, 03:09:42 PM Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear. I like clothes, but when Im naked I drink Dos Equis! (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/csun2/dosequis_interesting.jpg) Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: rk47 on January 04, 2011, 05:41:55 PM New year. New you. New outfit. New deals. That'll work. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: NiX on January 04, 2011, 06:46:52 PM Fashion is fleeting. Style is forever. Mexx uses that in their current ad campaign. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: sinij on January 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM Celebrating new milestone with you.
Get recognition you deserve, celebrate with <blah blah>. New year, new beginning. Start fresh with <blah blah>. When advertising to male audience you don't go after look-good (i.e. new you) you go after achievement, distinguished, respect and such feelings. Or pussy. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Grimwell on January 04, 2011, 09:35:07 PM <brand name>, pussies buy other brands.
You aren't a pussy are you? Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Ingmar on January 04, 2011, 09:59:19 PM I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite menswear shop on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: dusematic on January 04, 2011, 10:00:00 PM Fashion is fleeting. Style is forever. Mexx uses that in their current ad campaign. It's a paraphrase of something Coco Chanel said I believe. Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Nevermore on January 05, 2011, 07:14:49 PM Our clothes are better than an injection of urine in your ass.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Daeven on January 06, 2011, 03:48:10 PM Your wife/mother/girlfriend wouldn't approve of <bla>
Don't you think you should be a man and make your own decision? Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: slog on January 07, 2011, 05:00:33 AM 30 Free days of World of Warcraft if you buy our lame shit.
Title: Re: Sales catch phrases Post by: Paelos on January 07, 2011, 11:32:39 AM 30 Free days of World of Warcraft if you buy our lame shit. Free SWTOR Beta Key with every blazer! |