Title: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: squirrel on December 20, 2010, 10:35:23 AM I'm totally not making this up. (http://www.newser.com/story/107820/drunk-kills-shark-saves-egyptian-beach-resort.html)
Ever noticed that the best stories in the world almost always start with "Here, hold my beer." Was meant for Serious Business. Oops. Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: stu on December 20, 2010, 10:47:34 AM Da damb waters not soft. Fuck this.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: DraconianOne on December 20, 2010, 11:24:06 AM Is that site an Onion wannabe? Nothing about this makes any sense - there is absolutely no way this story is real.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Sir T on December 20, 2010, 11:49:32 AM It links to the Macedonian News Agency which seems to be real.
The MNA Story is here http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/ Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: DraconianOne on December 20, 2010, 12:24:51 PM Apparently it is a fake story - from the Serbian equivalent of the Onion: http://www.belgraded.com/blog/off-the-record/drunk-serb-jumps-the-shark (http://www.belgraded.com/blog/off-the-record/drunk-serb-jumps-the-shark)
I mean, come on - landing on a shark and killing it? That's about as plausible as Rockstar announcing a new version of GTA based on the Raoul Moat shootings. No genuine newspaper would believe it was real, surely. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/jul/24/dailystar-medialaw) Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 20, 2010, 12:26:58 PM I wanted to believe.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: tazelbain on December 20, 2010, 12:30:15 PM Sounds like a fine Mythbusters episode.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: K9 on December 21, 2010, 10:21:36 AM I mean, come on - landing on a shark and killing it? That's about as plausible as Rockstar announcing a new version of GTA based on the Raoul Moat shootings. No genuine newspaper would believe it was real, surely. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/jul/24/dailystar-medialaw) :ye_gods: :grin: :why_so_serious:Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Sand on December 21, 2010, 12:06:14 PM I wanted to believe. As did I. Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Sheepherder on December 21, 2010, 03:36:55 PM Between this and Micheal Moore Guardian has jumped the shark.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Nerf on December 22, 2010, 12:17:10 AM My father in law shares this guys name, and in his expert opinion as a Serbian, this story is likely true, as drunken serbs will do incredibly stupid shit.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: Draegan on December 22, 2010, 06:54:45 AM I should change my name to Dragan Stevic.
Title: Re: Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt Post by: DraconianOne on December 22, 2010, 09:08:17 AM My father in law shares this guys name, and in his expert opinion as a Serbian, this story is likely true, as drunken serbs will do incredibly stupid shit. That was the most realistic part of the story. |