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Title: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: NiX on October 28, 2010, 02:51:21 PM I thought he would have made more money from Ace Ventura. Of course, I didn't sign up for a condo, so it's spam. What a terrible name to choose.
Quote John, A little while back, you filled out an online form requesting some information regarding the new Limelight Condo Project in Mississauga City Centre. Phase I sold out in a matter of DAYS last month. Phase II begins selling this Saturday. Saturday from 10:00AM – 12:00PM, the first Phase II units go on sale! But this window is open to people represented by a Real Estate Agent only. Public sales will not start until Noon. If you are still interested, and wish to have first pick at the available units, please do not hesitate to give me a call. I can go over the details with you in advance. I look forward to hearing from you, Dan Marino Sales Representative Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: WayAbvPar on October 28, 2010, 03:07:49 PM Tell him that If Elway, Blackledge, Kelly, Eason, and O'Brien are available you will be buying from one of them.
Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: Typhon on October 28, 2010, 03:16:32 PM Marino?! Clearly Brett Favre is the hot name to use right now. Fucking scammers!
Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: rattran on October 28, 2010, 04:42:10 PM Just going by what tv commercials Marino has appeared in, I think there's a good chance it really is him spamming you.
Fake timeshare condos are no worse than 'Cash for Gold' Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: HaemishM on October 29, 2010, 08:00:45 AM Marino?! Clearly Brett Favre is the hot name to use right now. Fucking scammers! I'm pretty sure no one would open any attachments from Brett Favre these days. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: Musashi on October 29, 2010, 10:54:15 AM 1. Create BS Joe Montana email account.
2. Reply, "Hey Dan! Remember me? I'm wearing your ring, bitch!" Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: Paelos on November 01, 2010, 10:40:24 AM Elway is selling cars these days, and steaks.
Also, a crappy brand of indoor football. Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: ghost on November 01, 2010, 10:58:29 AM One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not.
Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: Paelos on November 01, 2010, 11:06:11 AM One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not. I bet he could win a Super Bowl. :grin: Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: ghost on November 05, 2010, 06:51:31 AM One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not. I bet he could win a Super Bowl. :grin: This dude's kind of the anti-Marino. He's 5'10", short, fat and balding. He's got good teeth though. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo Post by: Teleku on November 05, 2010, 06:56:31 PM Quote 1. Create BS Joe Montana email account. On a random side note, as part of my job, I'm tasked with transferring customer data from competitor databases to our own when a company chooses to drop their current software and adopt ours. Last month, as I was digging through the data and formatting it so it would work with our database, when I found I was looking at Joe Montana's Credit Card number and contact information (confirmed later when I casually asked about it with the manager of the facility). I just thought it was sort of funny (and one of those, "oh, if only I was a dishonest person" moments).2. Reply, "Hey Dan! Remember me? I'm wearing your ring, bitch!" |