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Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 28, 2005, 09:09:38 AM Since Shockeye's useless news thread has somehow managed to get de-railed, I offer you the following story:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/28/cow.fire.ap/index.html Quote Dickinson, who makes his living in the cattle business, has an environmental problem on his hands that is vexing state officials: a 2,000-ton pile of burning cow manure. Die in a mountain of shit fire. Bring the noise. Cheers............. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 28, 2005, 09:29:49 AM http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/index.html
Wicked Wireless announces the advent of "Moan Tones". Quote NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking "moan tones." For $2.50 mobile phone users can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell. I also have no idea what the fuck kind of drugs or bad cosmetic advice she's been on lately, but she is starting to look pretty damn haggard. (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/vert.jameson.jpg) Bring the noise. Cheers............. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: HaemishM on January 28, 2005, 09:52:41 AM That is the worst picture of Jenna Jameson I have ever seen. That doesn't even look like her.
Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Abagadro on January 28, 2005, 09:54:11 AM Coke and gangbangs will make you haggard. Or so I've heard.
Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Avatard on January 28, 2005, 09:54:42 AM Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture.
I wasn't aware semen can bleach melanin. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: AlteredOne on January 28, 2005, 09:56:16 AM Quote from: Avatard Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture. I wasn't aware semen can bleach melanin. This guy's got a nice eye for detail... He may have a future here. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Strazos on January 28, 2005, 12:56:55 PM And she was such a cutie when she was young too...
Ya know, before the gigantic implants, DP, the drugs, etc etc. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Azaroth on January 30, 2005, 01:22:38 PM What the fuck.
Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Train Wreck on January 31, 2005, 08:17:45 AM Quote from: Avatard Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture. I think everybody's seen her brown eye by now. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: shiznitz on January 31, 2005, 09:44:33 AM Quote from: Abagadro Coke and gangbangs will make you haggard. Or so I've heard. I thought she doesn't do guys? Man, that pic looks like she is a WWE wannabe. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2005, 09:45:27 AM She doesn't do guys NOW. But she did plenty of them before.
Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Train Wreck on January 31, 2005, 10:38:39 AM Woman has not washed her hair in 11 years. (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13291687,00.html)
Quote The 29-year-old mother-of-two believes hair has the natural ability to clean itself - so she doesn't bother. Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Paelos on January 31, 2005, 10:42:40 AM It's always amusing to note that the people who do these kinds of stunts that affect physical appearance usually looked like hell to begin with. Why bother putting lipstick on the pig?
Title: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! Post by: Train Wreck on January 31, 2005, 10:52:34 AM Quote from: Paelos It's always amusing to note that the people who do these kinds of stunts that affect physical appearance usually looked like hell to begin with. Why bother putting lipstick on the pig? I think you may be right about that. (http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1271531.jpg) In other news: More proof that taxes never go away (http://news.com.com/Congress+proposes+tax+on+all+Net,+data+connections/2100-1028_3-5555385.html?tag=nefd.top) Quote An influential congressional committee has dropped a political bombshell by suggesting that a tax originally created to pay for the Spanish American War could be extended to all internet and data connections this year. Man had jet engine laying around. Decides to install it on Mother-in-Law's wheelchair. (http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/3611660.stm) Quote "Originally it was a gimmick. I had a jet engine and I was going to put it on a go cart." |