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Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 20, 2005, 10:21:34 AM
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Woman faces charges for deleting ex-boyfriend's online game data

 


FUKUSHIMA -- A woman in her 30s who illegally used her boyfriend's online username and password to access an Internet game and delete his game data faces charges, police said.

Police reported the woman, of Takaoka, Toyama Prefecture, to the Fukushima District Public Prosecutors Office accusing her of violating a law banning illegal access. She has apparently admitted to the allegations against her.

"I did it as revenge for breaking up with me," police quoted her as saying.

The man, who is in his 20s, did not suffer financially because of the woman's actions, but she deleted items such as weapons and clothes that he had spent time collecting in the game.

Investigators said the woman accessed the online role-playing game "Lineage" using the man's username and password in about April last year.

"Lineage" is an adventure game in which players fight enemies with characters such as knights and magicians. Players can type messages to each other while they are playing the game, and can have their characters team up.

The woman and the man reportedly met each other through the game in the autumn of 2003, and started a relationship, actually meeting each other, but they soon broke up, police said.

"Lineage" is operated by a company in the Tokyo Metropolitan area. (Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, Jan. 20, 2005)


Link (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20050120p2a00m0dm012000c.html)


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: schild on January 20, 2005, 10:22:50 AM
Heh. I wish there were more stories like this.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Biobanger on January 20, 2005, 10:32:26 AM
Oh, the drama! It's like Beverly Hills 127.0.0.1


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Post by: Calantus on January 20, 2005, 10:32:39 AM
And it was lineage. Man that's gonna suck major ass getting it all back.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: d4rkj3di on January 20, 2005, 10:35:59 AM
Looking at what game it is, I'm not surprised in the least.  Maybe she could have stabbed him to death before deleting his stuff, then played for a week straight while amped up on meth and died.

That would have made her a true Lineage Hero!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: toma levine on January 20, 2005, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: d4rkj3di
Maybe she could have stabbed him to death

With a screwdriver, no less.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Toast on January 20, 2005, 10:45:02 AM
My girlfriend threatened to do this to me because I was catassing too much.

Luckily, I knew she could never get my username and password.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Calantus on January 20, 2005, 10:48:32 AM
You do realise if she gets to the point of "I will destroy Toast's prescious possession" she wont be too far from "I will leave Toast", right?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: AlteredOne on January 20, 2005, 11:08:59 AM
With marriage, I'm just picturing the divorce proceedings...

Lawyer for D3wd: "Your honor, my client seeks divorce because his wife wantonly destroyed his favorite character in the online roleplaying game Dark Age of Camelot."

Judge: "With all due respect, you've got to be kidding me."

Lawyer for D3wd:  "No, my client asks for full custody of the children, due to the demonstration of her malicious and vindictive nature."

Wife's Lawyer: "Legally speaking, my client only destroyed certain items, and did not actually destroy a character in said roleplaying game."

Oh, the drama.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 20, 2005, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: Calantus
You do realise if she gets to the point of "I will destroy Toast's prescious possession" she wont be too far from "I will leave Toast", right?


You're missing the point. It would take Toast longer to rebuild his MMOG character than it would for him to start a new relationship and develop it to that point.

While I question the priorities there, he certainly has a strong grasp on using his time efficiently.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Nebu on January 20, 2005, 12:14:18 PM
Damn, I thought this was a thread about ending the poll and banning Bruce early.  Then I saw that it was fury with only one r.

I'll be waiting in the wings for the follow-up headline: Japanese man dies after playing online game for 50 straight hours.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Sky on January 20, 2005, 01:21:44 PM
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It would take Toast longer to rebuild his MMOG character than it would for him to start a new relationship and develop it to that point.

That statement is chilling, eh?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 20, 2005, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: Sky
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It would take Toast longer to rebuild his MMOG character than it would for him to start a new relationship and develop it to that point.

That statement is chilling, eh?


Bear in mind that with the gf, the grind is a bit more fun. Just make sure you don't yell "ding" when you um, level, or you'll be taking cold showers until the next patch.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Toast on January 20, 2005, 01:50:59 PM
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You're missing the point. It would take Toast longer to rebuild his MMOG character than it would for him to start a new relationship and develop it to that point.


Haha. She better not read this message board.

Girlfriends are like a rare random drop. I have chosen to give in and limit my playtime to when she is not around (or asleep).

She did "hack" my computer to put a scrolling screensaver on that read:

"Your girlfriend loves you. World of Warcraft does not."  Touching, eh?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: HaemishM on January 20, 2005, 01:54:43 PM
I am reminded of a Cerebus quote, which I will paraphrase.

"WoW doesn't love you, it just wants all your money."


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Furiously on January 20, 2005, 02:20:56 PM
Darn - here I was hoping satan said, "Heck - I don't want them either!"


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 20, 2005, 02:38:24 PM
I'd love to get a girlfriend, but every time I try, I keep getting this message:

"Position in queue: 537"


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: sidereal on January 20, 2005, 02:51:26 PM
It's worse when you've leveled with a girl to the endgame and you still get that message.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: NiX on January 20, 2005, 03:06:56 PM
Quote from: Dark Vengeance
Just make sure you don't yell "ding" when you um, level, or you'll be taking cold showers until the next patch.


I just had to sleep on the couch for that night that I stayed at my ex's place. Hopefully the next g/f will understand why it must be done. A relationship is at STE4K!!11!1one


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 20, 2005, 04:26:22 PM
It's no wonder there are no girls on the interent.  Boys suck.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Rodent on January 20, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Quote from: Signe
It's no wonder there are no girls on the interent.  Boys suck.


Harsh words from the selfdescribed furniture.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Mr. Average on January 20, 2005, 05:12:10 PM
Quote from: AlteredOne
With marriage, I'm just picturing the divorce proceedings...


I'm waiting for the gamer couples that divorce and need to divide up their loot. I am looking forward to hearing a lawyer on Dr. Phil shouting
"My client absolutly will not give up the Ubersword +12, but we do offer the Armor of STD Immunity."

- Mr. Average


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: schmoo on January 20, 2005, 05:34:47 PM
Quote from: Signe
It's no wonder there are no girls on the interent.  Boys suck.


No, it's because girls can't spell 'internet'.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 20, 2005, 05:40:04 PM
oops.

Forget my oops.  I meant to spell it that way!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: geldonyetich on January 20, 2005, 06:36:59 PM
You all missed the part where this was done in FUKUSHIMA, Japan.   So many jokes about japanese quirks fallen by the wayside.  Who are you people?

I'd be ticked if a girl I'd fallen out of a relationship with deleted my World of Warcraft characters.   On the other hand, if she had deleted Lineage characters it's not an act of vengeance so much as a considerate parting gift.   The point would be driven truer had she left coupons for glasses and psychiatric care under the Lineage launch icon.


Title: Re: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Der Helm on January 21, 2005, 05:46:27 AM
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"Lineage" is an adventure game in which players fight enemies with characters such as knights and magicians. Players can type messages to each other while they are playing the game, and can have their characters team up.


Best description of a MMORPG, ... ever.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Yegolev on January 21, 2005, 08:46:42 AM
Quote from: HaemishM
I am reminded of a Cerebus quote, which I will paraphrase.

"WoW doesn't love you, it just wants all your money."


Yet more evidence that "WoW" can be replaced with "girfriend" in most instances.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 21, 2005, 10:02:28 AM
WoW is better than a girlfriend.

WoW doesn't get pissed off at me if I don't notice the 438th pair of brand new shoes it just bought.

WoW doesn't force me to listen to Jewel and Seal CDs in the car.

WoW doesn't bust my balls for what I choose to eat while I'M paying for dinner.


No, I can't have sex with WoW, but it also doesn't get a headache every time I'm in the mood to play.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Yegolev on January 21, 2005, 10:03:48 AM
Quote from: Ardent
No, I can't have sex with WoW, but it also doesn't get a headache every time I'm in the mood to play.


Some might argue this. =)


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Calantus on January 21, 2005, 10:16:21 AM
Women (http://www.me.mtu.edu/~loew/coffee_women.html) are (http://www.joke-archives.com/dating/motorwom.html) inferior (http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/mattheerat/dogs.htm) to (http://www.deeplake.com/jokes/computer_better_women.shtml) many (http://www.peacockfamily.co.nz/whybeer.html) things (http://www.machaon.ru/st.valentine/gui_vs_w.html).

EDIT: That last link is NSFW.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Soukyan on January 21, 2005, 10:37:30 AM
Quote from: Ardent
WoW is better than a girlfriend.

WoW doesn't get pissed off at me if I don't notice the 438th pair of brand new shoes it just bought.

WoW doesn't force me to listen to Jewel and Seal CDs in the car.

WoW doesn't bust my balls for what I choose to eat while I'M paying for dinner.


No, I can't have sex with WoW, but it also doesn't get a headache every time I'm in the mood to play.


You've been dating the wrong women.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 21, 2005, 11:17:35 AM
You people have no mothers.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: schild on January 21, 2005, 11:25:42 AM
Quote from: Signe
You people have no mothers.


One of us! One of us!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 21, 2005, 11:27:33 AM
Quote from: Signe
You people have no mothers.


Yes, I do. In fact, my mother would probably be happy to delete all my WoW characters, if it forced me out of my house and started "playing the field" again.

Articles like this one are not particularly motivating to start dating again, though.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 21, 2005, 01:51:20 PM
A strange little nugget from the official WoW board:

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i was upset.

for 35 levels i've helped you match my level, since the rogue kept leveling a bit faster than the priest. i admit in the beginning i thought it was a waste of time. i didn't think one or two bars of xp made a difference except maybe to your pride. also, you were so insistent on picking up quest items equally. this i still consider a little childish, because i'm not going to run off with my finished quest and i wouldn't expect you to do that either. i have no interest in picking up items worth some money if they're of greater value to you. i would have liked us to just have that respect between us rather than the "one for me, one for you policy". still, i have incorporated your way of thinking into my playing.

now, i am the player in cloth, and you have leveled four bars before me. worse, you seem to have forgotten what it was like in that position, and made no comment. no offer to help me in the ways you were so insistent on when you were behind. not even a "wow i levelled really fast, must suck for you huh" which would have been a tiny bit of empathy and better than ignoring it.

i was upset for 3 reasons. one, i could feel you sucking away my xp from each kill with your higher level, getting ever farther away from my level (okay maybe that's all in my mind, but that's what it felt like). two, you didn't care to offer comment or help in a situation that was really frustrating me (even more so knowing you've _been_ in my situation and i've helped _you_). three, when i finally asked for help to match your level, you seemed very reluctant to do so.

oh and one more. i was upset that this was upsetting me. i know back in the beginning i couldn't have cared less if you were a level higher than me. so what. we were playing together and helping each other out. but after being rubbed in your way of playing and adapting to you (as always), now i am bothered. and that makes me so frustrated with finding this similar selfishness and weakness in myself.

i was upset enough to stop explaining how i was feeling and what i wanted.

you continued to dig at my wound by being impatient about how long i would take to match your level. also you didn't hesitate to take your own kills, which didn't make any sense to me (how am i supposed to match you if you keep raising your xp at the same time?). so i said i didn't care anymore and just rejoined the group. (didn't you know i was angry? why else would i suddenly not care?) next level, same thing. you level in half the time. so i left the group to level up on my own. you asked if i wanted help. i said no. i thought it was a stupid question. of course i want help. of course i want you to stop being half a level faster than me. of course i don't want you standing around while i'm getting my butt kicked. and i certainly don't want you off making your own kills at the same time. anyway, you seemed to miss the point entirely. you took me at my word, which is probably the worst thing to do when someone's angry. you left me to die nine times. i made use of the /gotocorpse function for the first time (seven times).

[so you say it's not your job to read my mind. oh i remember that very clearly. but neither is it my "job" to spell out the obvious to you. if you can't tell when i'm upset (and even your younger brother can tell), then maybe that's something you should work on. if you don't know how to handle my being upset, maybe you should think back to how our previous interactions were, what i have explained about myself, and NOT DEAL WITH THE SITUATION AS IF YOU WERE STILL DEALING WITH YOUR EX.]

but here's the ironic thing (could it get any worse?): you come back after you've been killing things all this time and i've been dying. and you start "helping" to kill my things. do you think i want your help now? after i've had all this time to sulk and feel sorry for myself and curse that mages have no way to escape from ranged attackers? i say "why are you helping me?" (as in, why now after you obviously didn't care before.) you say "well you've helped me for over 30 levels." (whoa, news flash! did he just come up with this brilliant realization??) i am dumbfounded by this sudden turning around hours after the fact. not to mention irritated. there's nothing to improve that like working with someone who thinks they're helping you.

you responded in exactly the wrong ways.

you ignored me. you ignored that i was behind. that i obviously was upset. that i obviously could have benefitted from some help (much as i hate to admit). even worse, it was more like you were oblivious to how everything was affecting me. i almost wish you had been ignoring me on purpose, then you could apologize. how can you apologize for being oblivious? how can you make up for being so damn concerned with only yourself?

you didn't help me when i would have accepted your help. you helped when i was already at the end of my rope and hated everything you did. you left me alone long enough to let minor irritations build up into a huge ball of rage. and you never once seemed to actually care how it was affecting me.

so thanks a lot. i had a lot of fun playing with you last night. i think you are heartless for ignoring my anger and hurt. even if you were oblivious, i don't think that's a good enough excuse. neither is being a boy. (and if for some incredible logic you think i am actually thanking you, that was s-a-r-c-a-s-m. i only wish i could hurt you as much as you hurt me [wouldn't that be fun!] but i don't think that's possible.)


I can't seem to get a link to work, but I really didn't make it up.   She seems upset about something.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: schild on January 21, 2005, 01:54:56 PM
The only capital letters in that little monologue are used to denote 'screaming...'


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Toast on January 21, 2005, 02:05:04 PM
I read the whole monologue.

WoW. Just WoW.

That was like every bad emotion-based beatdown I have ever taken from a woman multiplied by 10 with dramatically less rational content.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: HaemishM on January 21, 2005, 02:11:50 PM
Jesus Christ Jumped Up On A Stick. Some silly bint just typed up all that little emotional excrement just because her boyfriend or whatever he was was HALF A FUCKING LEVEL ABOVE HER? HALF A LEVEL?

Can I be the first to say, "Psycho?"


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: sidereal on January 21, 2005, 02:11:56 PM
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you asked if i wanted help. i said no. i thought it was a stupid question. of course i want help.


It was at this point that I was sure the protagonist was female.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Shockeye on January 21, 2005, 02:17:19 PM
Quote from: HaemishM
Jesus Christ Jumped Up On A Stick.

No, no. It's "jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick".


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 21, 2005, 03:06:21 PM
She wants him to do something, but instead of saying that's what she wants, she just assumes he should know and gets pissed off when he doesn't do it.

Then, when he starts doing what she wants, she's annoyed that he's finally doing it.

When did my ex-wife start playing WoW??


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Triforcer on January 23, 2005, 09:09:30 AM
Quote from: HaemishM
Jesus Christ Jumped Up On A Stick. Some silly bint just typed up all that little emotional excrement just because her boyfriend or whatever he was was HALF A FUCKING LEVEL ABOVE HER? HALF A LEVEL?

Can I be the first to say, "Psycho?"


I'd date her.  She sounds hot.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: daveNYC on January 23, 2005, 10:03:29 AM
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i was upset enough to stop explaining how i was feeling and what i wanted.

Passive-agressives, gotta love 'em.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Pineapple on January 23, 2005, 11:12:06 AM
Quote from: sidereal
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you asked if i wanted help. i said no. i thought it was a stupid question. of course i want help.


It was at this point that I was sure the protagonist was female.


She would go on my ignore list fast. She might need to put down the keyboard and get a grip.

Ladies: if you are upset and the guy asks you if you are upset, dont play stupid mind games and say you ARENT upset. If you want help and we offer help, dont say you dont want help and then be upset about it.

Sheesh.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 23, 2005, 12:08:35 PM
Who are you calling a lady, you fucking fruit.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: geldonyetich on January 23, 2005, 01:32:45 PM
That WoW gal's writing was a long emotional venting that probably would have been better suited to a blog than a message board.   Such happenings on aren't too unusual of a turn of events, really.   In case any of you are entertaining the idea of running your own online game, be aware that little dramas like that can and will roll over to your personal attempt at digital nirvanna.    It doesn't even have to be terribly big scale - I've seen relationships get turbulant over the virtual antics on a 16 line MajorBBS.     Heck, I've seen them fall apart on single line message boards BBSes.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Pineapple on January 23, 2005, 01:48:15 PM
Quote from: Signe
Who are you calling a lady, you fucking fruit.


Should I have said foot stool?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 23, 2005, 03:34:53 PM
Ottoman, if you don't mind.  

I forgive you.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Calantus on January 23, 2005, 10:55:48 PM
How about Turk? That's so much easier to spell and remember.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: AlteredOne on January 24, 2005, 06:10:22 AM
LOL re: that Warcraft post.

Makes me proud of my "ladies first" policy when my wife and I play together.  Whenever there's a "gather parts/items" quest, I let her get hers first.  She's almost pleasant to play with, when I do this.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: stray on January 24, 2005, 06:25:06 AM
Quote from: AlteredOne
LOL re: that Warcraft post.

Makes me proud of my "ladies first" policy when my wife and I play together.  Whenever there's a "gather parts/items" quest, I let her get hers first.  She's almost pleasant to play with, when I do this.


No offense, but....

Get out while you can.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: AlteredOne on January 24, 2005, 06:32:45 AM
Haha well, let's just say that my wife's gaming rate of 2 levels per week does not endanger my ability to catass, and it's not exactly a threat to my masculinity to accomodate her :P


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 06:46:51 AM
You condescending wankers deserve to have your eyes scratched out and fed to you for supper!

So there.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Paelos on January 24, 2005, 07:01:45 AM
Quote from: Signe
You condescending wankers deserve to have your eyes scratched out and fed to you for supper!

So there.


We can't help it if good men use rational communication and logical thought to get what we need. Women that can't catch up to that are doomed, as are men who can't communicate at all.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 24, 2005, 08:42:41 AM
Quote from: Signe
You condescending wankers deserve to have your eyes scratched out and fed to you for supper!


Why can't more women be like you? You say what you want, are direct, and don't fuck around with "I'm upset but I'm not telling you why" nonsense.

Will you marry me?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 08:59:13 AM
My husband complains when I marry other men.  He is an unreasonable Scot.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Calantus on January 24, 2005, 09:25:51 AM
Personally I don't know if I'd be able to marry a woman who likes to pretend she's furniture. But whatever floats your boat I guess.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 09:38:41 AM
I am not pretending to be furniture.  I am a great admirer of furniture and a furniture enthusiast.  I am merely celebrating the joy of furniture by using it as my avatar.

An avatar helps other's understand who you are... as your's clearly demonstrates, Calantus.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Rasix on January 24, 2005, 09:42:43 AM
Personally, at this point in my life, I hate furniture.  Furniture is why I cannot watch football in HD.   When your wife buys a dining room table, 6 chairs and a new couch, a 42" rear projection LCD seems far off.

I think there's two more chairs for the living room to go before I can even start pricing TVs again.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Shockeye on January 24, 2005, 09:49:49 AM
Quote from: Signe
My husband complains when I marry other men.  He is an unreasonable Scot.

I've yet to meet a reasonable Scot.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Polysorbate80 on January 24, 2005, 09:52:39 AM
Quote from: Shockeye
Quote from: Signe
My husband complains when I marry other men.  He is an unreasonable Scot.

I've yet to meet a reasonable Scot.


I believe it is an oxymoron, is it not?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Paelos on January 24, 2005, 10:04:20 AM
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willy
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! <shakes fist> They ruined Scotland!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 10:17:13 AM
Righ bought a HUGE television last year.  At first I was a bit taken aback, but I've learned to rather like it, although it takes up nearly a whole wall space.  The only time I resent it is when something like CSI is on.  I just can't watch that much gore that close up.  

I don't even own a proper dining set, although I have a lovely cherry table that belonged to my mother.  I'm more the comfy chair and sofa type.  I like extreme comfort above just looks.

Furniture should really have it's own forum, doncha think?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Calantus
You do realise if she gets to the point of "I will destroy Toast's prescious possession" she wont be too far from "I will leave Toast", right?


That's not necessarily true.  The former case is about controling somebody.  Usually, the more somebody wants to control somebody else, the more it would irk them to lose them from their grip.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Shockeye on January 24, 2005, 10:20:33 AM
Quote from: Signe
Furniture should really have it's own forum, doncha think?

And then we can lock you out of every other forum and you'd only be allowed to post in the furniture one.

I like it. I'll get right on it.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 10:23:56 AM
Quote from: Sky
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It would take Toast longer to rebuild his MMOG character than it would for him to start a new relationship and develop it to that point.

That statement is chilling, eh?


Almost as chilling as "It will take more hours for my SWG character to become a Jedi than it will take me to complete two full college courses."


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 10:28:51 AM
Quote from: Shockeye
Quote from: Signe
Furniture should really have it's own forum, doncha think?

And then we can lock you out of every other forum and you'd only be allowed to post in the furniture one.

I like it. I'll get right on it.


You'll miss me!  I warn you!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 10:41:54 AM
Quote from: geldonyetich
That WoW gal's writing was a long emotional venting that probably would have been better suited to a blog than a message board.


Oh man, isn't that the truth.  I can't believe the dirty laundry people air for each other on those things.  Last night, I witnessed a friendship get destroyed because they discussed their problems in their blogs, in front of all their other friends (and bored, nosey people like me), instead of keeping it private.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 11:01:01 AM
Quote from: Paelos
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willy
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! <shakes fist> They ruined Scotland!


Principal: "Wow, you Scots sure are a contentious people. heh"

Willy: "YOU'VE JUST MADE YOURSELF AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!"


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 24, 2005, 11:06:24 AM
Quote from: Train Wreck
Last night, I witnessed a friendship get destroyed because they discussed their problems in their blogs, in front of all their other friends (and bored, nosey people like me), instead of keeping it private.


You cannot say that without providing links. It's just not fair to the rest of us.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 11:14:35 AM
Quote from: Dark Vengeance
Quote from: Train Wreck
Last night, I witnessed a friendship get destroyed because they discussed their problems in their blogs, in front of all their other friends (and bored, nosey people like me), instead of keeping it private.


You cannot say that without providing links. It's just not fair to the rest of us.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............


Ok, I'll see what I can do.  I'll have to wait until I get home, because the site in itself is not work-friendly.  I'm sure that disuades you from wanting to hear all the details, doesn't it?


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Calantus on January 24, 2005, 11:22:29 AM
Quote from: Signe
An avatar helps other's understand who you are... as your's clearly demonstrates, Calantus.


My last avatar was a pic of a giant snow dick. Before that I can't recall ever having one. So I've been a nothing and a dick all my life. Oh well, at least I can always improve from there.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: schmoo on January 24, 2005, 12:06:50 PM
Quote from: Signe

An avatar helps other's understand who you are...


Yes, I have a secret desire to be George Bush in a puffy shirt and a fancy hat.

My secret is out, Signe, damn.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 12:08:52 PM
I was actually trying to piss off Calantus, but in an amazing feat of daring reverse psychology, he's made me fee guilty instead.

Please reverse the words amazing and daring.  Thanks.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 24, 2005, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Dark Vengeance
Quote from: Train Wreck
Last night, I witnessed a friendship get destroyed because they discussed their problems in their blogs, in front of all their other friends (and bored, nosey people like me), instead of keeping it private.


You cannot say that without providing links. It's just not fair to the rest of us.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............


I moved it to the General Discussion (http://forums.f13.net/viewtopic.php?p=52411#52411) forum.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 24, 2005, 06:08:05 PM
Hey!  Is he allowed to do that?  If everyone just moves things about willy nilly, I could become confused.  Make him stop.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ardent on January 24, 2005, 06:21:53 PM
Quote from: Signe
My husband complains when I marry other men.  He is an unreasonable Scot.


That's ok. If you're an ottoman, then it wouldn't work out.

I have no desire to marry an inanimate object ... again.

(rimshot!)


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Righ on January 24, 2005, 07:10:14 PM
Quote from: Paelos
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willy
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! <shakes fist> They ruined Scotland!


It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: stray on January 24, 2005, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Right
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!


Seeing this coupled with Ironwood's comment on Darth Sion (http://forums.f13.net/viewtopic.php?t=1648&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=105) (the post in somewhere in there), I may have to change my opinion on you Scots. Some of the most fun and affable folks I've ever met were Scottish. Some of the best company I've ever kept.

Now I feel I may have been duped.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Righ on January 24, 2005, 07:52:17 PM
An American entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
After they had chatted for a while the Scot asked "Where are you from?"
The American replied "I'm from the finest country in the world."
The Scot looked sceptical and replied "Are you? You have a fucking strange accent for a Scotsman."


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Train Wreck on January 25, 2005, 09:52:52 AM
Quote from: Signe
Hey!  Is he allowed to do that?  If everyone just moves things about willy nilly, I could become confused.  Make him stop.


I wouldn't have moved it, but I wasn't sure how well it would go over to have topics completely unrelated to gaming in the gaming forum.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 25, 2005, 10:15:48 AM
You shouldn't have moved it.  This thread hasn't been derailed anywhere near enough yet.  You've shifted the barycentre of f13 and totally fucked up the time space continuim.  Please fix it.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Paelos on January 25, 2005, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: Signe
You shouldn't have moved it.  This thread hasn't been derailed anywhere near enough yet.  You've shifted the barycentre of f13 and totally fucked up the time space continuim.  Please fix it.


Use 1.21 gigawatts!


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ironwood on January 26, 2005, 07:29:46 AM
Quote from: Stray
   I may have to change my opinion on you Scots. Some of the most fun and affable folks I've ever met were Scottish. Some of the best company I've ever kept.



That depends.  Some of the most fun and affable folks I have met have been Scottish people that DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING LIVE HERE ANYMORE.  Bond fled this place for a fucking reason.

Which I believe was the main thrust of the Trainspotting argument.  The weather's shite, the entertainment's shite and the maudlin and depressing state of the architecture is shite.  But perhaps that's just Glasgow.  And Aberdeen.  And Dundee.  And Edinburgh.  And every other fucking place I've ever visited in this rat-infested shithole that is Scotland.

Except Stirling.  Stirling is fucking beauty and perfection and I won't hear any different.

I'm having a bad day.  I've just been offered promotion and I'm not taking it well at all.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: AlteredOne on January 26, 2005, 07:40:04 AM
Quote from: Ironwood

I'm having a bad day.  I've just been offered promotion and I'm not taking it well at all.


Does this mean they've pulled you off the hunt for Superman, after belatedly learning that Christopher Reeve is dead?  Bummer.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Ironwood on January 26, 2005, 07:48:58 AM
Quote from: AlteredOne
Quote from: Ironwood

I'm having a bad day.  I've just been offered promotion and I'm not taking it well at all.


Does this mean they've pulled you off the hunt for Superman, after belatedly learning that Christopher Reeve is dead?  Bummer.



Actually, No.  My new job is to menace Kristen Kreuk.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

Hmmm, Kristen....
Kneeling....

Ok, enough of that.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Pineapple on January 26, 2005, 08:04:47 AM
Quote from: Ironwood



Actually, No.  My new job is to menace Kristen Kreuk.



She is quite the hotty.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 26, 2005, 08:19:42 AM
Glasgow architecture is lovely.  I especially like the art school and other Maciintosh buildings.   I really love that bit  around the Cathedral, too (for some reason I can't remember the name of the area... the motorway unfortunately cuts it up).  Lots of renovations there and it's beautiful.  I'd rather spend a year in Glasgow than a week in Edinburgh... you might as well stay in England.

But, yes... the weather is crap.  I couldn't live there very long, just for that reason.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Righ on January 26, 2005, 08:54:20 AM
Quote from: Signe
I really love that bit  around the Cathedral, too (for some reason I can't remember the name of the area...


That would be the Cathedral Precinct in post City Af Kult-chir times. Properly it is Townhead, pronounced Townheed. It is a magnificent Cathedral with a unique and important history.


Title: Hell hath no fury....
Post by: Signe on January 26, 2005, 09:08:15 AM
You should know.  You took me there.