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according to the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8676678.stm)  :why_so_serious:

In other news, Serek Dmart is an excellent game designer and manager.

Yeah...I'm gonna go ahead and...not...believe that...

No, they totally did it.  It was their wish after finding the Dragonballs.

I can't help but think of the scene from Ironman 2 where the North Koreans are testing a powered armor suit they created, and getting some equally funny mental images over this.

As much as I am going to dismiss this as a propaganda ploy by Elvis Kim, who the fuck knows what N.Korea does over there.

Anyone who wants to spend a few minutes on Google maps?

I'll believe this when night-shots from satellites of NK show something besides a dead zone with one pinpoint of light (Pyongyang) in the middle.  Nowhere else on the planet can you so easily pick out a political boundary based on nothing else.

--Dave

I can't help but think of a movie I haven't watched yet. :-P

It's true. It turns out that Kim Jong-il's ego reached densities that had previously only been theorized at, it ignited a fusion reaction in his skull. Jubilant North Korean scientists are using it to roast marshmellows, while he learns how to harness his fusion death glare to turn upon his enemies.

American scientists, in response, have begun experimenting with Bush and Cheney, reading them Fox news stories from 2002. Unfortunately, they have yet to establish a sustaining chain-reaction, and their most promising succeess merely had Dick shoot George in the face with what researchers described as a "A really nasty look, like he'd stepped in dog poo".

Meanwhile, the Germans have managed to get to engineering break-even working with a Hasselhoff reactor, the resulting recoverable electricity is enough to power the moniter looping through images of his performance at the fall of the Berlin Wall. There is high hope he will be able to power his own jacket as well, by this time next year.

Efforts to use William Shatner have been largely unsuccessful, for reasons unknown.

Denny Crane!