Title: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 01, 2010, 08:27:09 PM Movie's a couple years old, but I just caught it and all I can say is...
:awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: It's everything that was ever stupid/hilarious about the first movie, dialed up to eleven. Not only are the humans still morons who can't figure out how to fight a giant swarm of bugs with anything besides small arms, but now they introduce their awesome new secret weapon: big stupid-ass MECHS. All of the "human Federation = Nazis" stuff is cranked up through the roof. It's a blatant bullshit B-movie parody of post-9/11 "mindlessly support the troops" America with some religious hilarity thrown in for good measure. I mean, it's not what you could call a "good" movie by any stretch of the imagination and hasn't a scrap of subtlety, but it's worth the price of a rental if you enjoy schlock. I'll link the music video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Nerf on May 01, 2010, 08:32:10 PM Was this the one where almost the entire movie took place in a poorly constructed base with high cement walls, narrow corridors, and no roofs?
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 01, 2010, 08:34:32 PM I think you're thinking of the altogether boring #2. This takes place in some human army base to start, then switches back and forth between military politics on Earth and dudes running around... uh... Silithus, basically.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Samwise on May 01, 2010, 08:34:54 PM Adding to Netflix queue.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Engels on May 01, 2010, 09:17:28 PM Any more coed shower scenes? About the only thing that I would watch it for :grin:
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 01, 2010, 10:00:30 PM Basically. Same thing, only they're getting naked to be scanned for some reason that has to do with their mech suits.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: HaemishM on May 01, 2010, 11:56:23 PM That looks so Boll-level bad.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 02, 2010, 01:33:36 AM If nothing else, you'd enjoy the propaganda bits. The Bush years apparently inspired them to go way the fuck over the top with them. They've gone from "soldiers letting kids play with their guns" in the first movie to "Ann Coulter's fantasy version of America as presented by Goebbels" here.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 02, 2010, 07:11:15 AM It is worse than one, but better than two. But two was a joke of a movie, and three is nowhere near as good as one.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Vaiti on May 02, 2010, 07:32:46 AM but now they introduce their awesome new secret weapon: big stupid-ass MECHS. Oddly it took them three movies to return to the roots from whine the movies came from in the first place. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Der Helm on May 02, 2010, 09:47:33 AM But two was a joke of a movie I could not get past the blinking flashlights that were supposed to be muzzle flashs. I turned it off after 2 minutes.Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 02, 2010, 02:00:45 PM Oddly it took them three movies to return to the roots from whine the movies came from in the first place. Nah, the "mechs" from the book were just suits of powered armor and made decent enough sense by sci-fi standards. They were fast, small enough to go inside buildings, but carried ludicrous firepower, up to and including tactical nukes. The mechs in this movie are just your typical large, slow, lumbering pieces of shit with the pilot contained entirely within the torso. It is worse than one, but better than two. But two was a joke of a movie, and three is nowhere near as good as one. The first one was definitely a "better movie" with a larger budget and all that goes with it, but I could never really enjoy ST1 as anything but camp and parody anyway. Two areas that ST3 does pretty well in. I mean when they broke out the mechs I was just like "Fuck yeah!" because this isn't a real sci-fi action movie where I'd start bitching about how stupid they are, this is Starship Troopers, the sci-fi parody about military space fascists who are comically incompetent at fighting. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: pxib on May 02, 2010, 03:16:02 PM Courage! Duty! Honor!
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: UnSub on May 02, 2010, 06:17:51 PM "Starship Troopers 2" was more of a horror movie than an action movie, complete with a woman who's entire character motivation was 'get naked'. The ending was great though.
I'll take a look at "ST3" at some point. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 03, 2010, 07:24:28 AM Oddly it took them three movies to return to the roots from whine the movies came from in the first place. Nah, the "mechs" from the book were just suits of powered armor and made decent enough sense by sci-fi standards. They were fast, small enough to go inside buildings, but carried ludicrous firepower, up to and including tactical nukes. The mechs in this movie are just your typical large, slow, lumbering pieces of shit with the pilot contained entirely within the torso. It is worse than one, but better than two. But two was a joke of a movie, and three is nowhere near as good as one. The first one was definitely a "better movie" with a larger budget and all that goes with it, but I could never really enjoy ST1 as anything but camp and parody anyway. Two areas that ST3 does pretty well in. I mean when they broke out the mechs I was just like "Fuck yeah!" because this isn't a real sci-fi action movie where I'd start bitching about how stupid they are, this is Starship Troopers, the sci-fi parody about military space fascists who are comically incompetent at fighting. I agree with you that 3 was a much needed return to the precedence of one, and was much more enjoyable than number two. But its still a far cry from the first one. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Draegan on May 03, 2010, 09:03:32 AM I actually own ST2 on DVD. I bought it for a dollar at a drugstore somewhere.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: shiznitz on May 03, 2010, 02:31:16 PM I actually own ST2 on DVD. I bought it for a dollar at a drugstore somewhere. And those employees are still laughing at you. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: climbjtree on May 03, 2010, 11:36:28 PM Bummer about the super-weapon. Tanks are so much better than mechs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 04, 2010, 12:35:48 AM I wouldn't want anything else from a Starship Troopers movie. Anything not gobsmackingly stupid just wouldn't have sat right.
One of the better propaganda bits, spoilers obviously, and the audio is really low for some reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmcgL9XLaM "Peace Terrorist" :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Triforcer on May 04, 2010, 09:02:23 PM I've met an amazing number of people who think Starship Troopers was trying to promote a conservative warmongering message, NOT AS A JOKE. I hate those people.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Samwise on May 04, 2010, 10:19:20 PM Wasn't Heinlein actually serious when he wrote the book?
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: DLRiley on May 04, 2010, 10:26:22 PM Wasn't Heinlein actually serious when he wrote the book? he was. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Tebonas on May 05, 2010, 05:49:56 AM If Heinlein was serious or not is irrelevant though, because most people Tri talks about only saw the movies, and Verhoefen himself stated that the movie was a satire on Fascism and Militarism.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Engels on May 05, 2010, 09:17:40 AM There's a libertarian utopian trend that sometimes rears its ugly head in American sci-fi that smells a bit of neocon proto-fascism, as seen in some Heinlein, some Orson Scot Card (although he reversed that 180 degrees with the final Ender books) and the Vatta's War series by Elizabeth Moon (which I jokingly call Reaganomics in Space!). I'm sure there are many others, but those are the most notable examples I can think of.
As Ursula k. LeGuin put it at a recent conference,"Science Fiction writers these days enjoy a shared reality with much of the populace" Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Teleku on May 06, 2010, 08:47:53 AM Wasn't Heinlein actually serious when he wrote the book? he was. I mean, I don't think that would ever really fly in real life, but it's hardly fascist/militarist concept (and frankly echo's what a lot of people on this board say in the politics forum, about not letting dumb ass's vote :p). Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: WindupAtheist on May 06, 2010, 08:58:22 AM I recall reading an essay by Heinlein where he talked about this, batting around ideas for how to limit voting to people who give a shit and have two braincells to rub together. He mentioned Starship Troopers, then floated stuff like quizzes on the issues or math tests, poking holes in each as he went along and then ending with sort of a shrug. Starship Troopers reflected certain ideas he had, but he wasn't exactly committed to that system.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Engels on May 06, 2010, 10:50:56 AM Heinlein knew how to tap into the typical Randian impulses of idealistic Americans, is all. The guy was great and all, but let's face it, his PhD was in T&A.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: DLRiley on May 06, 2010, 01:01:36 PM Wasn't Heinlein actually serious when he wrote the book? he was. I mean, I don't think that would ever really fly in real life, but it's hardly fascist/militarist concept (and frankly echo's what a lot of people on this board say in the politics forum, about not letting dumb ass's vote :p). That's what i got from the book as well. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Johny Cee on May 06, 2010, 07:27:15 PM There's a libertarian utopian trend that sometimes rears its ugly head in American sci-fi that smells a bit of neocon proto-fascism, as seen in some Heinlein, some Orson Scot Card (although he reversed that 180 degrees with the final Ender books) and the Vatta's War series by Elizabeth Moon (which I jokingly call Reaganomics in Space!). I'm sure there are many others, but those are the most notable examples I can think of. As Ursula k. LeGuin put it at a recent conference,"Science Fiction writers these days enjoy a shared reality with much of the populace" Heinlein knew how to tap into the typical Randian impulses of idealistic Americans, is all. No. You keep using terms for political belief systems incorrectly. Libertarianism actually spans a huge array of political belief systems from anarcho-capitalism and more utopian style anarchism to what is essentially classical liberalism (in the US) to left-libertarians (for fiction, Banks is often cited as a left-libertarian) which aren't that different from some flavors of Marxism/communism. Libertarian, most generally, just means an emphasis on personal freedoms with the real sticking point being how they rank on a scale of economic freedoms. Which makes equating it with any flavor of fascism really misguided, since fascism usually revolves around an elite directing society/culture in an authoritarian system and abrogating personal freedoms for the good of the state. Objectivism is just one branch of ideology that gets shoved into Libertarianism, and many of her social beliefs are pretty in-line with the modern American left (legalised abortion, opposition to conscription and organized religion, protection of civil rights and freedom of speech). Pulling out the "Randian" derogatory term is essentially the same as equating all Communist/Marxist philosophies with the regime of Josef Stalin. Neoconservatives are an outgrowth of the American liberal movement, and really aren't that (modern American) Conservative... or at least Reagan era Conservative. Which is part of the reason why there is the current gap between the various Tea Party/Libertarian-influenced/old "fiscal Conservative" sections of the Republican party, the religious elements (social conservatives), and the neocons. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Sir T on May 06, 2010, 07:29:35 PM Yeah, they call the equivalents neo-liberals over on this side of the pond.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Johny Cee on May 06, 2010, 07:47:06 PM Yeah, they call the equivalents neo-liberals over on this side of the pond. Except they aren't. Neoliberal is just a rhetorical catch-all term used as a pejorative for "people whose policies we don't like" (everyone from Blair and Clinton to Bush II has been labeled a neoliberal). Originally, it was more used for neoclassical economists and the "Washington Consensus".... which the neoconservatives aren't. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: Engels on May 06, 2010, 11:42:22 PM Whoa, way to over-analyze! First of all, my use of the term "Randian" wasn't derogatory. Sure, I think it is a simplistic reduction of other philosophies which studied the matter at hand more thoroughly (Aristotle, for starters), but I don't think its a gateway drug to goose stepping.
And surely, you can see the trend in Heinlein to emphasize individual freedoms and personal responsibility to the point of Nietzschian visions. This in turn gives birth to the fascistic societies of Starship Troopers because, hey, its no fun being an Ubermench all on your own! Gotta have buddies that are 'better' than the hoi-poloi! Starting to sound a bit like "an elite directing society/culture" to me! YMMV. Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: HaemishM on May 07, 2010, 09:08:49 AM Randian isn't derogatory - it just means "the political philosophy of the self-delusional, messianaically batshit insane."
Title: Re: Starship Troopers 3 Post by: eldaec on May 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM These days pretty much any title anyone gives to any political philosophy of another person is considered derogatory.
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