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Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Kenrick on January 14, 2005, 08:54:58 AM Seriously... is this the research my tax money is going to?
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Paelos on January 14, 2005, 08:59:29 AM Commander: Up that hill soldier, attack the enemy position from their flank!
Soldier: Sir, I must say that I find that your uniform is accentuating your package nicely today, sir! Commander: What is your major malfunction soldier? Soldier: Sir, you are cute when you're angry, sir! Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Kenrick on January 14, 2005, 09:03:05 AM Can you translate that to Arabic please? kthx ;)
Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Shockeye on January 14, 2005, 09:13:33 AM Quote from: Kenrick Can you translate that to Arabic please? kthx ;) Commander: هاجم موقع العدو من جانبهم إلى فوق ذلك جندي تل Soldier: السيد, يجب أقول ذلك أوجد أن إن زيك أبرز طردك اليوم بلطف السيد Commander: من جنديك قصور رئيسي Soldier: السيد, إنكُمْ جذابون متى أنت كان غاضبون السيد Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Kenrick on January 14, 2005, 09:16:31 AM My question is, if this shit really exists, why couldn't I have gotten my hands on it in college??
Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: LordDax on January 14, 2005, 11:15:27 AM Quote from: Kenrick My question is, if this shit really exists, why couldn't I have gotten my hands on it in college?? Or as my coworker say "Shit. Why couldn't I have got in on my hands in college?" Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Hanzii on January 14, 2005, 01:50:35 PM I'd love to be able to point a spray-thingie at mine enemies and see angry wasps (or homosexuals) descend upon them.
Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: MrHat on January 14, 2005, 02:23:13 PM Didn't the spartans encourage gay behavior to make you care more about your brethren?
Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: daveNYC on January 14, 2005, 08:47:55 PM I've got an idea, develop a topical Viagra spray. Enemy solders won't be able to run as fast, and hitting the dirt will turn into 'gingerly lieing down, sort of on one's side'.
Hear that DARPA? Cough up the research dough! Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Shannow on January 14, 2005, 11:18:40 PM weapons of ass distraction.
Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Murgos on January 15, 2005, 05:38:54 AM I bet the day the effects of the chemical were discovered it was an embarrassing day to be around the lab.
I'm sure most of the scientists have since edited thier time sheets to show that they were on vacation that day. Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: HaemishM on January 17, 2005, 11:25:38 AM Quote Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says. Surely the writer of that article knew exactly what he was saying, but I find the use of double entendre amusing nonethless. Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Kenrick on January 17, 2005, 11:31:22 AM Quote from: HaemishM Quote Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says. Surely the writer of that article knew exactly what he was saying, but I find the use of double entendre amusing nonethless. Or perhaps he knew exactly what he was saying, but he knew that his superiors would not and therefore could get away with it. :) Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Dark Vengeance on January 17, 2005, 12:28:13 PM Apparently, none of you folks have ever seen Flesh Gordon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9Zmxlc2ggZ29yZG9ufGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=2;ft=17;fm=1). If you doubt the power of an aphrodisiac weapon, watch the film and see the devastating effects of emperor Wang's deadly sex ray.
Bring the noise. Cheers............ Title: Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking! Post by: Strazos on January 21, 2005, 07:55:24 PM Quote from: MrHat Didn't the spartans encourage gay behavior to make you care more about your brethren? No, not really. It was more of a result of Spartan men of fighting age being segregated into the barracks for most of their lives, older soldiers being assigned to mentor cadets, and the general state of Hellenic views on same-sex relationships (esp. concerning men-boys). |