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Title: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Triforcer on March 11, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
I can't find this on English language google anywhere, but my fiance in Japan said that EDIT: (A Sea Shepard guy, not Paul Watson) was caught sneaking onto a Japanese whaler, and hauled back to Tokyo where he was immediately arrested.  I'll put up a link when it starts showing up.

My normally ultra-shy fiance wanted his fucking blood.  They REALLY don't like these guys, and I'm curious whether they'll throw the book at him or give him probation for political reasons.  


EDIT:  It wasn't Watson, but another activist.  And apparently the arrest just happened now, and he's been on the ship for a month.

DOUBLE EDIT MUCH LATER:  Thought of a much better thread title.



Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: taolurker on March 11, 2010, 08:31:23 PM
A link like this link? (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hbsFQi9NRCRAFsRQfj438hRfFiBgD9ECRK800)


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: schild on March 11, 2010, 08:34:20 PM
Why does this matter at all? Or even not matter given the forum you put it in?


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Triforcer on March 11, 2010, 08:34:55 PM
Because those Sea Shepard guys are really douchey, even if you agree with them in theory.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Nerf on March 11, 2010, 08:41:56 PM
It wasn't Paul Watson, it was some other schmuck who thought he could perform a citizens arrest (at sea, lol) and hand over a 3 million dollar bill for the destruction of his ship after a collision with one of the whaling ships.

Fuck those crazy fuckers, although not for what they stand for - I could give a fuck about whalers or hippies who hate whalers, but for fucks sake at least be effective.  Throwing smelly shit at people who knee-deep in whale guts? Yeah, that's going to fucking work.  When the japs turned the water cannons and sonar on them I literally laughed out loud.  The indignation coming from those worthless fucks was great.  Every time I hear about the Sea Shepherds, I get absolutely giddy at the thought that the story will involve the whalers finally getting fed up enough to turn the harpoons on them.  You'd think even dumb hippies would be smart enough to not attack angry whalers wielding giant metal spear-cannons in inflatable boats.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: tazelbain on March 11, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Fuck You Whale!

Japanese are total douches on this issue so we get watch the douche battle play out.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Lt.Dan on March 11, 2010, 09:15:57 PM
I like how the world community is compelled to tell the Japanese to stop eating whale and yet be totally happy to fish tuna into near extinction to sell to the Japanese.

But then I'm totally uninformed on either issue.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Merusk on March 11, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
Dolphins are cute, therefore exempt from feeding us.  Whales are their aquatic cousins and exempt by association. Only evil and backwards bastards enjoy eating the cute animals. 


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: LK on March 11, 2010, 09:27:18 PM
When they kill that last whale, it'll be a global tragedy for a year, then life will go on and we'll find something new to fish into extinction, or start breeding whales in captivity, like cattle, because there's money to be made on selling their meat and products.

We are fuck stupid and greedy as a species, but we also adapt. We could fuck over and make extinct countless species, but we'll persist because we'll make the new ecological status quo work for us.

When they can remove animals from the generation of critical assets like food, clothing, etc., then anything that stays around after that does so at our fancy.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: schild on March 11, 2010, 09:31:51 PM
Dolphins are cute, therefore exempt from feeding us.  Whales are their aquatic cousins and exempt by association. Only evil and backwards bastards enjoy eating the cute animals.  
Rabbit is delicious.

I like how the world community is compelled to tell the Japanese to stop eating whale and yet be totally happy to fish tuna into near extinction to sell to the Japanese.

But then I'm totally uninformed on either issue.

Apparently.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: LK on March 11, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
Rabbit is delicious.

And plentiful!


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: schild on March 11, 2010, 09:32:48 PM
Rabbit is delicious.

And plentiful!
Cute, delicious, plentiful. A trifecta.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Merusk on March 11, 2010, 09:34:15 PM
Rabbit is delicious.

Way to prove my sarcastic assertion.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: stray on March 11, 2010, 09:37:47 PM
I'd rather they lay off the whales, but hippies can't do shit. They think they're hard simply for being passionate (on any given issue).. same with Christians...  :oh_i_see:  But some people will kick the shit out of them.

I don't really have a point... other than if you want to fight whalers, then get brutal. Unfortunately this is a catch 22 as the only people who give a shit to speak up are pussies, in practice.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sheepherder on March 11, 2010, 10:00:50 PM
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Along with Norway, Peru and the USSR, Japan lodged an objection to the whaling moratorium, which any IWC member was entitled to do, exempting themselves from the decision. It is on that basis that Norwegian whaling continues today

...

The Packwood-Magnuson Amendment allowed Washington to cut the fishing quotas in US waters of any country which it felt was undermining an international conservation agreement; under the Pelly Amendment, it could impose trade sanctions on any offending nation. Fishing quotas were hugely important to Japan. Its boats were catching more than a million tonnes of fish per year in US waters, mainly off the Alaskan coast. The New York Times of 1983 priced the catch at $425m annually, well beyond the value of Japan's whaling. At the end of 1984, a coalition of environmental groups initiated a lawsuit aimed at forcing Ronald Reagan's administration to invoke Packwood-Magnuson and Pelly against Japan. But in bilateral discussions, the two governments reached an agreement. Japan would cease whaling in 1988, two years beyond the moratorium date, and withdraw its objection; in return, Ronald Reagan's administration agreed not to take action under Packwood-Magnuson or Pelly. Again, it seemed that an end to Japanese whaling was in sight. However, the court action continued, the NGOs claiming the administration had no right to make a deal with Japan. Eventually, in June 1986, the Supreme Court ruled in favour of the administration. The deal, apparently, was sealed; in return for keeping its fishing nets full, Japan would hang up its harpoons for good. The next month, Japan formally withdrew its objection to the whaling moratorium.

...

In a bid to develop their own industry, US fishermen were pushing for the removal of foreign access to US waters. They were aided by a coalition of 14 NGOs led by Greenpeace who went to court against Japan, claiming its fishing methods harmed porpoises, seals and birds. The Japanese quota plummeted. From 900,000 tonnes in 1985, it halved in 1986, then fell to 104,000 tonnes the following year. In 1988, the quota was zero; an estimated 130 Japanese fishing boats had nothing to catch.

BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6659401.stm)

When they kill that last whale, it'll be a global tragedy for a year, then life will go on and we'll find something new to fish into extinction, or start breeding whales in captivity, like cattle, because there's money to be made on selling their meat and products.

The most commonly killed species is the Minke, which isn't endangered by any standard.  This is entirely about hippies being fucking stupid, and Japan telling to the rest of the world that it can fuck itself if it's not willing to keep it's end of the bargain.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Xuri on March 12, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
It's great to see Japan taking all the heat for whale hunting. Meanwhile, in Norway, we can continue to kill our whales for fun without interruption!


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Tebonas on March 12, 2010, 03:03:35 AM
I agree, don't throw smelly things at the whalers, use torpedos to sink them. Yes, people will die. But its not like humans are an endangered species.

But then I'm a fucking commie hippie. I don't even eat tuna anymore because its endangered.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sheepherder on March 12, 2010, 03:11:44 AM
I agree, don't throw smelly things at the whalers, use torpedos to sink them. Yes, people will die. But its not like humans are an endangered species.

Do you have any fucking clue how much fuel oil these factory ships carry?

Also, save a tuna: eat a seal.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: NowhereMan on March 12, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
How could you eat something so adorable?

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1719/dscf11901.jpg) (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/dscf11901.jpg/)


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sir T on March 12, 2010, 06:16:32 AM
Seals eat penguins


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sky on March 12, 2010, 06:51:12 AM
Easy solution: kill and eat hippies.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Teleku on March 12, 2010, 07:06:30 AM
I like how the world community is compelled to tell the Japanese to stop eating whale and yet be totally happy to fish tuna into near extinction to sell to the Japanese.

But then I'm totally uninformed on either issue.
Ahem. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8561751.stm)

Anyways, the issue is pretty funny.  The hippies are fucking insane, and I seriously don't know why the Japanese aren't allowed to just fire back at them with automatic weapons when attacked at sea.  International waters, defending themselves against piracy!  As mentioned, the moral outrage these people have, and the rights they think they have concerning vandalize and assault, is staggering.  Any harm that comes to them makes me laugh.  Especially since this is all over the Japanese killing a little over 100 Minke whales a year, which are very plentiful and no where near endangered.

However, its also hilarious how insane the Japanese are about killing the god damn whales despite everybody abroad and AT HOME not wanting them to.  Whale meat isn't popular in Japan, no matter what the government says.  There are a few places where they can sell it reliably, but when ever any super market tries to offer it, almost nobody buys it.  A lot of the meat they take in isn't used.  Also, the Minke whale, which is what they kill, tends to contain high amounts of mercury, making it potentially dangerous to eat (especially in large amounts).  They could stop doing this and almost nobody in Japan would notice.  They don't make any profit from it.  They appear to just want to kill the whales to show they can, since everybody is telling them not to.  National pride and all that.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Slayerik on March 12, 2010, 08:31:25 AM
I call the show Fail Wars and watch it purely for the stupid fuckin' look on Watson's face as they once again fuck up and achieve nothing. The greatest moment on the show is when they are pulling in the dead whale and there is shit they can do about it. I mean, whales are cool and stuff but the Sea Shepards are laughable.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Cyrrex on March 12, 2010, 08:38:03 AM
Mankind typically has no problem killing and eating cute animals.  We do that all the time.  Rather, we seem to have issues with killing smart animals.  I've heard it said that if the average person knew how intelligent pigs were, then the market for pork would almost disappear.  But then I think about how some of you froth about bacon, and am forced to wonder  :awesome_for_real:

Whaling fucking sucks, but I've no feelings to spare for these dumb ass hippies who get their shit busted up trying to stop them.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Amarr HM on March 12, 2010, 08:51:45 AM
Eradicating a whole species, especially one as fucking awesome as a whale, is totally retarded.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Fordel on March 12, 2010, 09:08:49 AM
Teleku mentioned the part I don't really understand. No one actually likes whale meat, it's pretty much disgusting in every regard. No one wants to actually eat it.




Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Amarr HM on March 12, 2010, 09:14:11 AM
They could stop doing this and almost nobody in Japan would notice.  They don't make any profit from it.  They appear to just want to kill the whales to show they can, since everybody is telling them not to.  National pride and all that.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: 01101010 on March 12, 2010, 09:16:05 AM
Eradicating a whole species, especially one as fucking awesome as a whale, is totally retarded.

Some would even say, illogical.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Slayerik on March 12, 2010, 11:28:54 AM
If whales are so smart, why don't they grow gills?


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: 01101010 on March 12, 2010, 11:49:46 AM
If whales are so smart, why don't they grow gills?

Well, for one, they'd be too OP. Second, we'd never see them again since the only times they get shanked is up at the surface.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Oban on March 12, 2010, 12:08:25 PM
Thank god no one gives a damn about Octopuses.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Signe on March 12, 2010, 12:21:32 PM
Thank god no one gives a damn about Octopuses.

That's because squid is yummier.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: KallDrexx on March 12, 2010, 12:25:51 PM
Damn, I looked at this thread hoping it was about the captain.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Musashi on March 12, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
He's too big a fat pussy to put himself in any jeopardy whatsoever.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Slayerik on March 12, 2010, 01:00:39 PM
He's too big a fat pussy to put himself in any jeopardy whatsoever.

Dude, he did RAM A FUCKING WHALER AT SEA. Okay, he probably just fails at navigation but still....that takes some cojones. As well as plowing through ice in a non-reinforced ship. Maybe he's just stupid.

He's a douchebag, but I wouldn't go with big fat pussy.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: BoatApe on March 12, 2010, 01:09:17 PM
He's too big a fat pussy to put himself in any jeopardy whatsoever.

Dude, he did RAM A FUCKING WHALER AT SEA. Okay, he probably just fails at navigation but still....that takes some cojones. As well as plowing through ice in a non-reinforced ship. Maybe he's just stupid.

He's a douchebag, but I wouldn't go with big fat pussy.

Blatantly disregarding centuries of Maritime law and purposely putting your boat in a position to get rammed - more than once - then squealing like a stuck pig that "The Japanese rammed us..." makes him a big fat pussy in my book.

He's gonna have to jump in front of a harpoon to get anyone to take them seriously now.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: KallDrexx on March 12, 2010, 01:51:57 PM
Maybe he's just stupid.

I'm going with that one.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sheepherder on March 12, 2010, 01:55:34 PM
Teleku mentioned the part I don't really understand. No one actually likes whale meat, it's pretty much disgusting in every regard. No one wants to actually eat it.

Ever since Japan was dealt with in bad faith over the Alaskan fisheries and the first whaling moratorium they've been doing one of these:

(http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/animal_shirt2.jpg)


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Khaldun on March 12, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
Well, this has all the signs of a conversation that should end well.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: lac on March 12, 2010, 02:15:14 PM
Even the twat got harpooned. We'd all have a good laugh but little sympathy.

There is a lot stuff going horribly wrong in our oceans and large scale industrial fishing is probably one of them but Japanese whaling, as politically incorrect as it might be, isn't the biggest problem by far.
Sticking to the Japanese and their massive trawlers, they were the ones who came up with 'fish to can' factory boats who literally strip all live bigger than a square centimetre from the sea.
 
And as these 'shepard' show stealing sea hippies were busy sucking up media attention, industrial fishing fleets of our Japanese friends, among many, many others, cleaned out the rich eastern African fishing fields bankrupting the traditional Somali fishermen in that area.
And when I say cleaned out I mean they literally took away all maritime life. They are not farming the sea, they are taking everything home, leaving only algae and processed waste behind.

Leading some Somali fishermen to more lucrative ventures, say pirating. The real shit this time, action bred out of necessity not out of misdirected idealism. Nothing suitable for TV, of course, never quite as entertaining as boats full of over privileged cunts trying to save the world.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Musashi on March 12, 2010, 02:19:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXQq78lvKrU

Yea, I didn't know he rammed a ship.  I stopped watching after the first few episodes because, well, it was retarded.  Still, it isn't exactly like he was ramming the ship in an effort to cause damage.  He was ramming the ship just enough to make a headline.  I suppose it's balls-lite.  But I'm still going to stick with fat pussy.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sheepherder on March 12, 2010, 04:24:43 PM
He's explicitly stated his organization has attached a magnetic mine to a ship and detonated it before.

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Meanwhile, the Sierra had been repaired and was ready to return to sea. It never did so: on February 6, 1980, my crew blew the bottom out of her and permanently ended her career. We traded a ship for a ship, but it was a great trade because we also traded our ship for the lives of hundreds of whales.

http://www.animalsfirstfoundation.org/pic_files/Satya%20March%2004_%20Interview%20with%20Paul%20Watson.pdf

Completely fucking loopy.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Strazos on March 12, 2010, 04:46:01 PM
... cleaned out the rich eastern African fishing fields bankrupting the traditional Somali fishermen in that area.
And when I say cleaned out I mean they literally took away all maritime life. They are not farming the sea, they are taking everything home, leaving only algae and processed waste behind.

Leading some Somali fishermen to more lucrative ventures, say pirating. The real shit this time, action bred out of necessity not out of misdirected idealism. Nothing suitable for TV, of course, never quite as entertaining as boats full of over privileged cunts trying to save the world.

A few points:

1) They cleaned out the east African fisheries legally; Somalia does not administer an EEZ currently. Also, those fisheries are recovering now, partially due to the piracy threat.
2) The piracy MAY have started with the misguided intention of "taxing" foreign fishing vessels...but now, it's simply kidnapping for ransom, and fishing vessels are not even terribly lucrative targets. It's a purely criminal enterprise.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Yoru on March 12, 2010, 05:42:23 PM
Teleku mentioned the part I don't really understand. No one actually likes whale meat, it's pretty much disgusting in every regard. No one wants to actually eat it.

Bullshit. I'm having a minke whale steak for dinner Sunday night. The key is that you slice it thin, and then soak it in milk overnight to get rid of the salty ocean flavor. Once you prepare it properly, minke whale is goddamned amazing - it's like someone compressed an entire cow's worth of beefness into a wee 8 ounce lump.

I have whale a few times a year; it's a bitch to prepare at home, but I know a few good restaurants here in Iceland that serve great whale steaks.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sheepherder on March 12, 2010, 06:15:05 PM
This has taken an unexpected turn for the awesome.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Ghambit on March 12, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Teleku mentioned the part I don't really understand. No one actually likes whale meat, it's pretty much disgusting in every regard. No one wants to actually eat it.

Bullshit. I'm having a minke whale steak for dinner Sunday night. The key is that you slice it thin, and then soak it in milk overnight to get rid of the salty ocean flavor. Once you prepare it properly, minke whale is goddamned amazing - it's like someone compressed an entire cow's worth of beefness into a wee 8 ounce lump.

I have whale a few times a year; it's a bitch to prepare at home, but I know a few good restaurants here in Iceland that serve great whale steaks.

You can soak any shitty, gamey-tasting, mercury laden meat in milk, prepare it properly, and it'd taste like fried heaven.  Has little to do with whale meat itself.  How bout go catch some REAL quality meat and eat that instead?  Fuck, I can smoke some Blue Marlin or Amberjack (which both taste like ass really) and make you bow down with the dip I'd create.  That doesnt somehow make AJ or BM a delicacy.

Perhaps the fact that it's such a pain in the ass to actually produce on the table (legally), prepare, and eat is why Japanese like it so much.  The fact that it's a difficult delicacy and an affront to modern culture is perhaps having a negative effect on the fishery itself.  Same thing happened with Tuna when in the 1970's Jap. trawlers pretty much erased the New England Bluefin from the map in one foul swoop.  (the equivalent of killing an entire herd species... Tuna have never recovered since, and now they're $10+/pound).  They do the same thing in the Bahamas late at night offshore when no one's watching... destroying the fishery in the process.

I dont villify people for eating/hunting whale meat at this point, but I do villify people for being irresponsible with the ocean's harvest - and the Japanese have been notorious for this throughout history from one fishery to another.  It needs to change.

As far as cetaceans go, until anyone in this forum spends some real quality time with Cetaceans and studies contemporary data, you pretty much are ignorant.  I've done both and I can tell you there's no way in hell I'm going to eat one.  I'd sooner eat a dog or a cat.

I assure you, if the layman could properly relate with Cetaceans like they do with the dumbtastic terrestrial animals we domesticate, we wouldnt be eating them.  They are majestic, highly social, highly intelligent sentient creatures (hell, they're the only other animal on earth besides ourselves that arbitrarily fuck and masturbate for pleasure) - we shouldnt be eating them... unless perhaps eating humans becomes en vogue as well. 


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Oban on March 12, 2010, 07:43:15 PM
Sure, it's all hugs and kisses until the Octopuses learn how to use their coconut shells as weapons against humanity.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: proudft on March 12, 2010, 08:45:37 PM
I'd sooner eat a dog or a cat.

Hey, what's wrong with eating dog or cat?


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Pennilenko on March 12, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
I'd sooner eat a dog or a cat.

Hey, what's wrong with eating dog or cat?

Nothing if you are hungry enough.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Ghambit on March 12, 2010, 08:54:43 PM
Sure, it's all hugs and kisses until the Octopuses learn how to use their coconut shells as weapons against humanity.

There was an experiment I wanted to do to try and control the reproductive cycles of Octopuses so they wouldnt die shortly after giving birth.... thereby increasing life expectancy.  Nature has a reason for building them to die when they do though.  Those are some sheisty creatures.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Triforcer on March 12, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
Whale is good, if you like gamey meats.  It certain isn't the gods' ambrosia or the pinnacle of cuisine or anything, but its highly enjoyable.  I've only had it in appetizer form, so I can't speak to whale steak.

Horse, on the other hand, tastes pretty much like whatever you dip it in.  It was put in front of me at a law firm party in Tokyo, and while not terrible I wouldn't go out of my way to find it again.  


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: K9 on March 13, 2010, 05:10:38 PM
Teleku mentioned the part I don't really understand. No one actually likes whale meat, it's pretty much disgusting in every regard. No one wants to actually eat it.

Eh? Whale is tasty as hell


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: angry.bob on March 13, 2010, 10:44:27 PM
1) They cleaned out the east African fisheries legally; Somalia does not administer an EEZ currently. Also, those fisheries are recovering now, partially due to the piracy threat.
2) The piracy MAY have started with the misguided intention of "taxing" foreign fishing vessels...but now, it's simply kidnapping for ransom, and fishing vessels are not even terribly lucrative targets. It's a purely criminal enterprise.

1) Legally or not, they still cleaned them out after chugging halfway across the globe to do it in someone else's yard. Also, just because Somalia doesn't have an EEZ doesn't mean that the Somali's didn't depend on it, or that it was one of the only ways to feed themselves. The entire country is a coastal strip of nomadic grazing because the whole country has 300 square yards able to grow crops. I don't technically own the devilstrip in front of my house, but that doesn'e mean some guy from New York can drive out here and take the grass and topsoil in it.

2)Oh, well if it started out as the only way to bring in any money, they needed to stop after after the first couple of times because everyone knows you only need to eat once a year and that's plenty of time for an entire ecosystem stripped bare by fishing fleets from a country on the other side of the globe to repair itself to the point were a country of subsistence fishermen can feed itself.

Somalia has been about endlessly fucked by the First World in a lot of ways and has simply been ignored when they object. Frankly, if I were them I'd be mining as much uranium as I could and selling it to whoever had the money, regardless of what anyone had to say. I bet their concerns would get some attention then.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Musashi on March 13, 2010, 11:47:56 PM
Sometimes the non sequitur on this site is kind of amazing.  Sea Shepards to Somali uranium miners.  You've got to be pretty smart to get shit like that done.  I'm proud of you guys.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Strazos on March 14, 2010, 06:49:36 AM
1) Legally or not, they still cleaned them out after chugging halfway across the globe to do it in someone else's yard. Also, just because Somalia doesn't have an EEZ doesn't mean that the Somali's didn't depend on it, or that it was one of the only ways to feed themselves. The entire country is a coastal strip of nomadic grazing because the whole country has 300 square yards able to grow crops. I don't technically own the devilstrip in front of my house, but that doesn'e mean some guy from New York can drive out here and take the grass and topsoil in it.

2)Oh, well if it started out as the only way to bring in any money, they needed to stop after after the first couple of times because everyone knows you only need to eat once a year and that's plenty of time for an entire ecosystem stripped bare by fishing fleets from a country on the other side of the globe to repair itself to the point were a country of subsistence fishermen can feed itself.

Somalia has been about endlessly fucked by the First World in a lot of ways and has simply been ignored when they object. Frankly, if I were them I'd be mining as much uranium as I could and selling it to whoever had the money, regardless of what anyone had to say. I bet their concerns would get some attention then.

 - I'm sure the Japanese, Spanish, etc would have been happy to pay a paltry licensing fee if there was someone to actually get a license from. As such, it's simply unadministered international waters. I'm not defending the fishing trawlers who pillaged the fisheries, but piracy and kidnapping are certainly not an appropriate responses.

 - Somalis are, historically, a very entrepreneurial people. They'd be much better off if they would drop the al Shabaab and clan warfare nonsense, but as such, a lot of people there are just going for the easy money; human trafficking, smuggling (arms and refugees), and now piracy. It started out that way because a few guys realized you can get a lot more money kidnapping the ship/crew rather than just rolling on a ship and demanding cash.

BTW, besides World Food Program, there's a lot of time and energy being dumped into trying to fix Somalia. Unfortunately, there's no quick solution, and big swaths of the population are not exactly helping themselves when they join up with extremist militias, or hijack WFP shipments, or are complicit in piracy.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Threash on March 14, 2010, 08:00:49 AM
Wait, milk steak actually exists? whoa.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: apocrypha on March 14, 2010, 11:45:41 AM
I've eaten whale steak in Iceland and it was very nice. Tender and tasty. I'm no expert but I'd guess, like any other meat, that how nice it is depends on many factors including exactly what kind of whale it was, how well it was stored and prepared and exactly which bit of whale it was. I mean, whales are big, it can't *all* be prime rump can it?

I have very little time for animal rights activists who place animal lives above human lives and are willing to inflict pain and suffering on humans to further their aims. Seems to me that they're misunderstanding the causes of animal suffering. The vast majority of suffering that we inflict on animals is because of the drive for profit, so maybe that's something they should consider.

As far as the rights and wrongs of whaling go then I find it very hard to pick through the lies and hyperbole coming from both sides of the debate. Illegal whaling of endangered species, bad, yeah no question. But I honestly have no idea how common that is and find it hard to trust the figures that come out of the animal rights movements.

But the vitriol that a lot of people direct at the anti-whalers seems equally misplaced to me. In this thread people are expressing a desire for this particular person to get harpooned? Really? What's wrong with you? Can you not see that those are abhorrent things to say?


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Sheepherder on March 14, 2010, 05:15:20 PM
As far as the rights and wrongs of whaling go then I find it very hard to pick through the lies and hyperbole coming from both sides of the debate. Illegal whaling of endangered species, bad, yeah no question. But I honestly have no idea how common that is and find it hard to trust the figures that come out of the animal rights movements.

The people they actually go after are generally not whaling illegally, and the species they hunt are generally not endangered.

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But the vitriol that a lot of people direct at the anti-whalers seems equally misplaced to me. In this thread people are expressing a desire for this particular person to get harpooned? Really? What's wrong with you? Can you not see that those are abhorrent things to say?

They're militant hippies, the most annoying combination of traits known to man.  I would gladly club one to death and wear his pelt.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Ghambit on March 14, 2010, 05:55:14 PM
I hate the SeaShepherd people because they siphon millions of good dollars away from good people and flush it down the drink with their incompetence (absolute worst group of seamen I've ever seen portrayed).  The whole thing is a clusterscrew, especially when you consider much of the money they intake is tax deductible... therefore yah, all of us here are paying for what you see.

If that doesnt get you pissed off I dunno what will.

For the amount of money that the Shepherd and its ilk wastes, it'd make more sense to shore up the IWC and make it a commission with teeth rather than the joke it currently is.  The Japanese whaling lobby needs to be fought directly with dollars, not bohemians.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Khaldun on March 15, 2010, 10:36:37 AM
I bet if you kept minke whale in a crate with minimal movement, fed it beer and killed it while it was young, its meat would be tender and delicious.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Oban on March 15, 2010, 11:15:17 AM
That gives me an idea, I wonder if whale meat is halal and/or kosher.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Murgos on March 15, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
I would think it would depend on the whale but many of them eat shellfish (of one sort or another).


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Ingmar on March 15, 2010, 12:27:10 PM
That gives me an idea, I wonder if whale meat is halal and/or kosher.

Negative. If it comes out of the ocean, it has to have fins and scales to be kosher.

EDIT: It occurs to me that even if whale technically could be kosher you'd have an awfully hard time slaughtering it in the proper way.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Sheepherder on March 15, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
I hate the SeaShepherd people because they siphon millions of good dollars away from good people and flush it down the drink with their incompetence (absolute worst group of seamen I've ever seen portrayed).

You seem to be under the misapprehension that the comedy value of sinking a ~$2 million speedboat three months after you acquire it and put another $1 million in technology into it has no inherent value.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Ghambit on March 15, 2010, 01:33:01 PM
That gives me an idea, I wonder if whale meat is halal and/or kosher.

If you hold it upside-down, spank it, and then bless it with some old guy in a funny hat it becomes kosher.  And then it's worth twice as much money (for the crap portions even)!  CHA-CHING!
I think I just found you a new business.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: CmdrSlack on March 15, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Just saw this (http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/15/california.whale.meat.apology/index.html?hpt=T2) on CNN.com. I guess that whole "smuggled in" thing never tipped off Hump that it was serving a prohibited product.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Sjofn on March 16, 2010, 01:29:53 AM
Thank god no one gives a damn about Octopuses.

I do! They're totally on my Too Smart to Eat list.


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: MahrinSkel on March 16, 2010, 08:52:28 PM
Thank god no one gives a damn about Octopuses.

I do! They're totally on my Too Smart to Eat list.
That's funny.  I have them on my "Too Smart To Live" list, along with pigs.  There's only room for one sentient species on this planet, and my money is on the one with thumbs and forks.

--Dave


Title: Re: Enjoy Japanese prison, Sea Shepard douchebag
Post by: Polysorbate80 on March 17, 2010, 03:47:44 PM
How could you eat something so adorable?


Grilled, maybe?

The real question is:  they're aquatic, but not fish--so white wine or red wine?


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Lantyssa on March 17, 2010, 06:00:51 PM
I would think they are a dark or red meat, so red wine.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Yoru on March 19, 2010, 06:37:51 AM
I would think they are a dark or red meat, so red wine.

A very dark red meat, kind of a brackish crimson.

I'll just leave this here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geu7saVr7CU&).


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Ghambit on March 19, 2010, 09:14:26 AM
I would think they are a dark or red meat, so red wine.

A very dark red meat, kind of a brackish crimson.

I'll just leave this here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geu7saVr7CU&).

How much crap are you supposed to eat it with?  (assuming that's the normal way to prep. it)
Noticed it's covered in goo, comes with a dip AND a chutney.  Is there any meat taste left when it hits your mouth?


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Yoru on March 19, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
I would think they are a dark or red meat, so red wine.

A very dark red meat, kind of a brackish crimson.

I'll just leave this here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geu7saVr7CU&).

How much crap are you supposed to eat it with?  (assuming that's the normal way to prep. it)
Noticed it's covered in goo, comes with a dip AND a chutney.  Is there any meat taste left when it hits your mouth?

So is there any fish taste when that cunt you call a mouth flaps?


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Musashi on March 19, 2010, 12:52:26 PM
Damn.


Title: Re: Sea Shepard guy's in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got him down
Post by: Pennilenko on March 19, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnn.