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Nothing to say since the movie is such obvious shit that you'd have to be the lowest form of retard to even think of seeing it, but I do have to comment that John Travolta looks like he has an artificial head. Seriously, the Brucebot in Surrogates was a thousand times more natural looking than Travolta is in this travesty.

Also, superfuck QT for giving this a career back instead of leaving him to the death due to complications from lack of not sucking cocks for five bucks that he deserves.

I loved Taken, which was by this director, but I just cannot get behind this movie. Maybe it's my hatred of Scientologists, or my dislike for Travolta since the Punisher, but I have a hard time watching him these days.

Travolta can be fun but this movie just looks terrible. The sad thing about Travolta is that he can act he just usually can't be arsed to. He made a comeback in Pulp Fiction because that was actually a pretty decent performance by him. After that he just went back to his lazy movies again, riding the goodwill he got from Pulp Fiction.

As someone who actually saw the movie (some kid drove all the way up to see it with us, so everyone felt obligated to go) I walked in expecting nothing. Which was more than what I got. I want to rant and scream about all the stupid bullshit in this movie that just doesn't make sense, but it isn't even worth looking up the main actor's name in IMDB just so I can tell you how shitty he is. That is how terrible this movie is.

This movie will likely result in a new avatar for me.

I wonder what went wrong. Morel has directed two other movies, both written by Luc Besson just as this was, and they were both pretty good. Taken was cool, and District 13 was a predictable but fun action movie.

John Travolta. That, and I love Luc Besson but he's somewhat Hit and Miss. I love Nikita, Leon, and the Fifth Element but let's face it, he's done some stinkers like that Joan of Arc movie.