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Title: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: squirrel on December 18, 2009, 05:17:32 PM
Seriously (http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html)

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The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: Evildrider on December 18, 2009, 06:49:38 PM
Seriously (http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html)

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The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.

Umm what kid hasn't done that?!   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: Strazos on December 18, 2009, 06:52:04 PM
The comments are painful.


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: gryeyes on December 18, 2009, 08:08:05 PM
That kid is going to be a master spy when he grows up.


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: Furiously on December 19, 2009, 01:26:16 AM
Waking up to your child's adorable face when you have a gate up was about the worst I have experienced.  It's creepy when they start getting their own little minds and ideas.


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: ShenMolo on December 19, 2009, 02:15:34 AM
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"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."


 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: WindupAtheist on December 19, 2009, 02:58:45 AM
That kid is going to be a master spy when he grows up.

Like hell. You wanna know his future? This is him by age 14.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CSmsEIWZS8g/R8-nXMVXpUI/AAAAAAAAAvg/5yzUwZYD9rA/s400/gary%2Bbusey.jpg)


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: Malakili on December 20, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
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"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."


 :ye_gods:

Oh man, just start paying the therapist some advances now so by the time he is a teenager you'll have a few years saved up.


Title: Re: Drunk four year old in drag rips off xmas presents
Post by: IainC on December 21, 2009, 12:46:22 AM

Oh man, just start paying the therapist bail some advances now so by the time he is a teenager you'll have a few years saved up.