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Title: Pamela Anderson saves whale penises
Post by: Righ on December 02, 2009, 01:27:43 PM
First, the whale penises in question:

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

Pamela saves the whales:

http://jalopnik.com/5401706/pam-anderson-forces-russian-suv+maker-to-circumcise-whale-penis-leather-interior

Pay particular attention to the press release in the second story for the full comedy.


Title: Re: Pamela Anderson saves whale penises
Post by: WayAbvPar on December 02, 2009, 02:14:00 PM
Wow. Engrish ftl.


Title: Re: Pamela Anderson saves whale penises
Post by: Engels on December 02, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
Quote
We just looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. ... We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!"



Title: Re: Pamela Anderson saves whale penises
Post by: tgr on December 02, 2009, 02:18:44 PM
Sea Brothers! :awesome_for_real:

Fake edit: damn, beat by engels.


Title: Re: Pamela Anderson saves whale penises
Post by: tazelbain on December 02, 2009, 02:22:49 PM
Don't taze my penis leather, Sea Bro!