Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 12:31:11 AM
(http://www.f13.net/schild/alias01.jpg)
If you cut out the commercials on your tivo'd Alias, you'll see the f13 mark at around 1hr25m01s mark...
If you cut out the commercials on your tivo'd Alias, you'll see the f13 mark at around 1hr25m01s mark...
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: plangent on January 07, 2005, 02:30:42 AM
Details, please.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 02:33:10 AM
We can't reveal all of our secrets, now can we?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Shannow on January 07, 2005, 04:23:14 AM
SOrry to busy looking at Jennifer Garner.
Here is my review: Story line crap, acting crap, dialogue crap..RAting 5/5...ahhh Jennifer.
Here is my review: Story line crap, acting crap, dialogue crap..RAting 5/5...ahhh Jennifer.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 04:24:24 AM
I eat up Alias with a spoon. The new title sequence made my spine tingle.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: eldaec on January 07, 2005, 05:35:27 AM
Does Jennifier Garner ever close her mouth or stop looking shocked and as if she's about to cry in this episode?
Or any episode?
Or any episode?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 05:42:20 AM
I'm sorry, she has a mouth? If I'm not looking at her eyes I'm looking at her "outfit."
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: stray on January 07, 2005, 05:53:38 AM
The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 05:54:49 AM
Quote from: Stray
The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works.
I was joking. She has great lips. Sheit, she has great everything. Miniskirt++
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Kenrick on January 07, 2005, 06:40:48 AM
Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: Kenrick
Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for?
Yes. Well, you and Gary Coleman.
Dude, you're just like Gary Coleman.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: WindupAtheist on January 07, 2005, 06:57:33 AM
Ewww, network TV. They still have that?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 06:59:49 AM
I download my tv shows. I said Tivo to be "PC." Hell, I don't even own a proper TV.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Kenrick on January 07, 2005, 07:04:20 AM
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?
Jennifer Garner is a MAN, man!
Jennifer Garner is a MAN, man!
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 07:07:44 AM
This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: shiznitz on January 07, 2005, 07:31:11 AM
Quote from: Kenrick
Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for?
No.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Rasix on January 07, 2005, 07:31:49 AM
Quote from: schild
Quote from: Stray
The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works.
I was joking. She has great lips. Sheit, she has great everything. Miniskirt++
She looks like she's been shot with a collagen gun. Repeatedly. Over several hours.
Those lips aren't natural and they scare me. It's like she's smuggling something in them.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 07:34:03 AM
Quote from: Rasix
Those lips aren't natural and they scare me. It's like she's smuggling something in them.
She smuggles sexiness. She must be stopped at all cost.
(http://www.after-science.com/quicktime/asMojo.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Kenrick on January 07, 2005, 08:01:32 AM
Quote from: schild
This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."
(http://images.usatoday.com/life/enter/movies/_photos/2001-05-18-chyna.jpg)
Um, no thanks.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: stray on January 07, 2005, 08:14:55 AM
The lips are real...Unless she was getting collagen injections in 1984. And somehow forgot to improve on the rest.
(http://www.stereogum.com/img/jennifer_garner_yearbook.jpg)
Just so that image isn't seared into your mind, here's something more pleasant.
(http://vclips.com/postersfast/images/posters/large/956954638.jpg)
(http://www.stereogum.com/img/jennifer_garner_yearbook.jpg)
Just so that image isn't seared into your mind, here's something more pleasant.
(http://vclips.com/postersfast/images/posters/large/956954638.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Kenrick on January 07, 2005, 08:30:41 AM
That 2nd picture looks more like Jessica Alba, than the Jennifer Garner I know.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Shockeye on January 07, 2005, 08:59:35 AM
Quote from: schild
This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."
Actually I'll just post a link to an informative review of the video (http://www.anothersite.co.uk/one-night-in-china.htm). Some of the banners may be NSFW, but it is safe for the eyes. Unlike Chyna.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: HaemishM on January 07, 2005, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: schild
This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."
Please, fuck no. FOR TEH CHILDREN!
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on January 07, 2005, 09:09:29 AM
Well great, that link makes me wish i was illiterate. Damn you.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 07, 2005, 09:12:12 AM
Ok, next person that mentions Chyna or anything related to it gets griefpic'd with the hood itself. You DON'T want that.
This thread is about how fucking cool it is that it says f13 on the door. k? More pictures of Jennifer Garner plz. Oh, and here's my wallpaper right now (yea, I like the show a bit).
(http://www.f13.net/schild/alias02.jpg)
This thread is about how fucking cool it is that it says f13 on the door. k? More pictures of Jennifer Garner plz. Oh, and here's my wallpaper right now (yea, I like the show a bit).
(http://www.f13.net/schild/alias02.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on January 07, 2005, 09:26:40 AM
She looks semi-brain damaged and she's wearing a suit.
Methinks thou can doest better, neh?
Methinks thou can doest better, neh?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: HaemishM on January 07, 2005, 09:33:54 AM
Well, if she's brain-damaged, she won't struggle much right?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Shockeye on January 07, 2005, 09:39:12 AM
Quote from: Paelos
She looks semi-brain damaged and she's wearing a suit.
Methinks thou can doest better, neh?
Methinks thou can doest better, neh?
Only things missing from the picture is the drool and the short bus.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: _savant_ on January 07, 2005, 09:39:57 AM
Eat your heart out, Escher.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: stray on January 07, 2005, 09:41:18 AM
(http://www.dearsally.org/alias/images/seasonone/sydney21_touchstone.jpg)
She's always more hot with darker hair.
She's always more hot with darker hair.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 07, 2005, 09:43:03 AM
(http://www.stereogum.com/img/jennifer_garner_yearbook.jpg)
Goddamn the 80s sucked. Those glasses and that sweater are less than fabulous.
Good god, I think I was just mind-controlled by a Fab 5 guy for a minute. TGIF....been a long damned week.
Goddamn the 80s sucked. Those glasses and that sweater are less than fabulous.
Good god, I think I was just mind-controlled by a Fab 5 guy for a minute. TGIF....been a long damned week.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: sidereal on January 07, 2005, 05:23:21 PM
![]("http://th0th.net/garner2.jpg")
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Signe on January 07, 2005, 06:25:31 PM
It's fucking cool that f13 is on the door and you guys are sad. This thread makes me want to throw up.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: daveNYC on January 08, 2005, 08:53:34 PM
Quote from: Signe
It's fucking cool that f13 is on the door and you guys are sad. This thread makes me want to throw up.
I guess Ms. Gardner doesn't do it for you?
Alias is OK, except you need a fucking flow chart to keep track of the macro-plot. And when they catch a bad guy fucking kill them. This whole stick them in jail and then let them out so they can help (and then escape) crap needs to stop.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Kenrick on January 08, 2005, 09:06:46 PM
This thread needs another Garner.
(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2004/10/15/3dtJHHPc.jpg)
(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2004/10/15/3dtJHHPc.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: MrHat on January 09, 2005, 12:50:29 AM
Quote from: Signe
It's fucking cool that f13 is on the door and you guys are sad. This thread makes me want to throw up.
Not on the couch!
Edit for relevance: I rather enjoy the show, although it's a bit more soap opera than I usually like, it makes up for it with that that hot french guy (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1479/Events/1479/MichaelVar_Ausse_552227_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vartan,%20Michael). I may be queer for him.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Morfiend on January 09, 2005, 04:18:27 PM
Not a big Garner fan here. I dont really find her that attractive at all. Never really have. I think I liked her most in "Dude..." as far as her looks go.
I have some really funny images of her, her at work. Ill see if I can get one of the better ones.
I have some really funny images of her, her at work. Ill see if I can get one of the better ones.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Rodent on January 10, 2005, 03:41:28 AM
Garner ranks as an ok as far as celebs goes in my book, however I can't stand Alias.
Still pretty cool about the whole f13 thing. Now I will forever picture Schild sitting in a basement writing fan letters to the show/Jennifer.
Still pretty cool about the whole f13 thing. Now I will forever picture Schild sitting in a basement writing fan letters to the show/Jennifer.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Tairnyn on January 10, 2005, 07:26:13 AM
And one for good luck.
(http://www.buccaneers.com/media/photos/misc/Garner03_09_04_2.jpg)
(http://www.buccaneers.com/media/photos/misc/Garner03_09_04_2.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Signe on January 10, 2005, 09:04:09 AM
(http://www.jefflangonline.com/garner/enter.jpg)
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on January 10, 2005, 09:05:25 AM
Quote from: Rodent
Still pretty cool about the whole f13 thing. Now I will forever picture Schild sitting in a basement writing fan letters to the show/Jennifer.
You just cut me, deep.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: MrHat on January 10, 2005, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: schild
Quote from: Rodent
Still pretty cool about the whole f13 thing. Now I will forever picture Schild sitting in a basement writing fan letters to the show/Jennifer.
You just cut me, deep.
I think you should publish a love letter to Jennifer on the front page. Get some Garner fanbois to sign up and start posting.
We could just rehash the one Haemish wrote about MMO's.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on January 10, 2005, 11:41:29 AM
Dear Jen,
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Shockeye on January 10, 2005, 11:56:43 AM
Quote from: Paelos
Dear Jen,
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Jesus doesn't like women who show their boobies, does he?
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on January 10, 2005, 12:06:18 PM
Quote from: Shockeye
Quote from: Paelos
Dear Jen,
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Jesus doesn't like women who show their boobies, does he?
Is the letter signed by Jesus? No?
Nice point.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Shockeye on January 10, 2005, 12:14:51 PM
Quote from: Paelos
Quote from: Shockeye
Quote from: Paelos
Dear Jen,
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Show us your b00bz, plzkthx.
Sincerely,
F13.net
Jesus doesn't like women who show their boobies, does he?
Is the letter signed by Jesus? No?
Nice point.
I'll stop with the Jesus stuff.
Title: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on January 10, 2005, 12:15:33 PM
Much obliged.
Title: Re: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on March 31, 2005, 01:16:54 PM
NECROPOST!
Just thought I should point out that on Alias last night, they actually gouged out a dead guy's eye...WITH A SPORK!
And thus my love of the show is now total.
Just thought I should point out that on Alias last night, they actually gouged out a dead guy's eye...WITH A SPORK!
And thus my love of the show is now total.
Title: Re: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: voodoolily on March 31, 2005, 01:31:22 PM
If you look at the 80s pic and the other one, it becomes pretty clear that she's had rhinoplasty.
Signe- so how about David Attenborough, huh? Silver fox!
(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)
Signe- so how about David Attenborough, huh? Silver fox!
(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)
Title: Re: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: schild on March 31, 2005, 01:35:02 PM
Necroposting. The great american pasttime.
Title: Re: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: MrHat on March 31, 2005, 02:41:25 PM
NECROPOST!
Just thought I should point out that on Alias last night, they actually gouged out a dead guy's eye...WITH A SPORK!
And thus my love of the show is now total.
Just thought I should point out that on Alias last night, they actually gouged out a dead guy's eye...WITH A SPORK!
And thus my love of the show is now total.
Actually, I've noticed that the show has become increasingly violent. Don't get me wrong, but I have found myself cringing at a couple of scenes lately.
Title: Re: f13 gets a nod on Alias this week
Post by: Paelos on March 31, 2005, 03:02:02 PM
It was just funny to me how I've heard people say they'd rather gouge out their eyes with sporks rather than playing X game. It just sort of hit home for me in the funny bone.