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Title: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: wings on November 19, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
I'm not a bad person. I want love and family so badly. I've been trying very hard to have it, but it ends up like I'm the most hated person to my husband. The most unbelievable moment time in my life is that I spent a week in jail. And I didn't do anything for that.

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Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Signe on November 19, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
Kick him to the curb, girlfriend!  (http://elevenoone.net/forum/images/smilies/new_russian.gif)


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: schild on November 19, 2009, 08:22:42 PM
What the fuck?

Edit: Leaving it here because, What the fuck?


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Lantyssa on November 19, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
You really should have waited until he was of age.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: wings on November 19, 2009, 08:52:19 PM
I don't think 34 is an age should wait anymore.


Kick him to the curb, girlfriend!

um, then I will really get back there. But thank you.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: squirrel on November 19, 2009, 08:56:31 PM
What the fuck?

No really.

 :popcorn:


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Pennilenko on November 19, 2009, 10:41:48 PM
I don't get it.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Hutch on November 19, 2009, 10:47:33 PM
Maybe it's a learning robot.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 19, 2009, 11:14:50 PM
What the fuck?

No really.

 :popcorn:
^^^ Says it all.

Man, why can't my forum get the cool trolls like this?  All we get is link spam from China.  :(
/jealous


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Oban on November 20, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/260_saddestpanda.jpg)



Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Nerf on November 20, 2009, 02:56:03 AM
I have no idea what's going on here, but I think the solution is to set something on fire.  Most of the time, it works every time.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: tgr on November 20, 2009, 03:00:19 AM
(http://mindriot.as/funnypictures/sherman_flamethrower.jpg)


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: K9 on November 20, 2009, 03:14:19 AM
Hugs?


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Merusk on November 20, 2009, 03:34:59 AM
I blame the Twilight movie post Nerf made.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 20, 2009, 06:04:01 AM
I was looking forward to a story from the clink, perhaps some hot jail action? Why the ban? lol


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Bzalthek on November 20, 2009, 06:13:46 AM
Wings, a fanfiction by Bloodworth.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: K9 on November 20, 2009, 06:27:37 AM
I blame the Twilight movie post Nerf made.

Seems plausible.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: rattran on November 20, 2009, 08:24:30 AM
Can't we just cut out the middleman and blame Nerf directly?


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Murgos on November 20, 2009, 08:34:28 AM
Hay guise, what's going on ITT?   :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 08:41:53 AM
This belongs in the Radicalthon subforum with the other fanfic.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 20, 2009, 08:59:00 AM
Kill yourself, it will make the pain go away.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2009, 09:04:22 AM
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1126/wingsxu.jpg)


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 09:21:23 AM
Sky, I want to just say that the quality of your comedy has improved lately.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2009, 09:41:00 AM
I'm sorry.  :heartbreak:


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: rattran on November 20, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
There was no place to go but up.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: WayAbvPar on November 20, 2009, 09:57:03 AM
Quote
The most unbelievable moment time in my life is that I spent a week in jail. And I didn't do anything for that.

 :oh_i_see:

No wonder we have incarceration overpopulation (sounds like something Jesse Jackson would say!).


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: 01101010 on November 20, 2009, 10:27:22 AM
Bah. You are looking at everything all wrong. A week in jail is a great way to take time for yourself to think about things and re-evaluate life choices. Stop being so pessimistic.



Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 10:52:56 AM
Jail is great.  Free food and instant friends.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Samwise on November 20, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
Jail is great.  Free food and instant friends.

And free health care!


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Cyrrex on November 20, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
Jail is great.  Free food and instant friends.

And free health care!

And more sex than you could ever care to have!


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 11:29:20 AM
Jail is great.  Free food and instant friends.

And free health care!

winnar


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2009, 11:46:25 AM
Need to outlaw jails: free room & board, free health care, gay sex. Watch out for the goddamned libruls who want to build more jails to brainwash our citizens into their commie lifestyle.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Cyrrex on November 20, 2009, 11:49:06 AM
So you're basically saying that all liberals are criminals.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Soln on November 20, 2009, 11:50:43 AM
fan fict or gold offer?   Either way, I'm intrigued


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2009, 11:57:38 AM
So you're basically saying that all liberals are criminals.
No, I'm saying all criminals are brainwashed into being liberals. It's their insidious way of getting back at right-thinking americans for wanting to kill all the undesirables only to have to settle for putting them into pinko brainwashing facilities aka prison.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: NowhereMan on November 20, 2009, 12:02:25 PM
And then releasing them immediately back into the general population, curse those cwafty wibewals.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 12:04:52 PM
You seem to be joking but some people are serious about that.  You know... death penalty, ship'em off to ______ and all that.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 20, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
I really want to hear the end of wings story there.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: NowhereMan on November 20, 2009, 12:13:35 PM
You seem to be joking but some people are serious about that.  You know... death penalty, ship'em off to ______ and all that.

Poe's law for penal reform?


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
Kinda, but I was pretty sure Sky was doing parody.  Otherwise, yes.


Title: Re: The man who I fell in love with put me in jail
Post by: Signe on November 20, 2009, 12:25:19 PM
I really want to hear the end of wings story there.

We'll never find out.  Someone keeps banning all our toys!