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Title: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Velorath on October 19, 2009, 01:01:51 AM Because we are nothing if not a monument to our own history, some of my favorite forum drama threads:
The thread wherein the graph is created. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=2146.0) (Surprisingly the thread goes on until page 15 before the graph shows up). Vajuras: Champion of Marvel Ultimate Alliance. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11876.0) The coming... of grunk! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=10469.0) Geldon we hardly knew ye: 1 (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=9114.0) 2 (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=9272.0) Jackhobs? (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11777.0) Vanguard defense force activate! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=9013.0) Sirbruce's thoughts on Mexicans (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=2884.0) and comic books (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=2885.0). Let thejeni help you get in touch with your old MMO friends! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=5468.msg144380#msg144380) Rise of the starfuckers. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=14972.0) Did somebody say twitch? I think somebody said twitch. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=6346.0) Feel free to add to this as needed. Edit: Fixed second link Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: schild on October 19, 2009, 01:06:46 AM You posted too many. I predict a short thread that does not make the next list of memorable threads. :awesome_for_real:
P.S. My favorite one is still the Grunk one. If the Eve one with that egomaniac fruitbag was still in tact, I'd post that one as my own (if biased) favorite. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Velorath on October 19, 2009, 01:08:36 AM You posted too many. I predict a short thread that does not make the next list of memorable threads. :awesome_for_real: What can I say, I have a fondness for threads centered around douchebags. I love rereading this stuff for whatever reason. Edit: I'm also somewhat curious to see what other peoples' favorite moments here are. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Margalis on October 19, 2009, 01:32:09 AM Ha ha at Bruce claiming to work in the comics industry when he worked in a warehouse. Oh that Bruce!
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: K9 on October 19, 2009, 02:21:04 AM The mech thread should probably be in there, but I cannot for the life of me remember where it is.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Fordel on October 19, 2009, 02:43:47 AM I love the chart thread, so much.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: FatuousTwat on October 19, 2009, 03:51:55 AM Holy shit, Bruce's last post was in 2005? Has it really been that long?
Edit: also, your first 2 links are the same. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Sheepherder on October 19, 2009, 05:21:59 AM I'm suprised you guys didn't ban this tard already. We tried, but its his site.:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: schild on October 19, 2009, 05:38:40 AM http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=17135.0
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: bhodi on October 19, 2009, 06:19:12 AM Goddamn, there's a page and a half of me
I did finally find my game, it was eve online and it was glorious. You should really edit those links to go directly to the funny. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Cyrrex on October 19, 2009, 06:43:24 AM Here's one of my favorite Grunk quotes:
Quote Oh and one last statement. Fuck PVP. For real, I get nothing from pwning you n00bs in an mmo, not a god damn thing. But dragging one of u fuckwads on to c/s or cod4 and hearing you scream and cry while my AK goes through your dome, shit is great… so fuck you. Give me a great PVE game over this bullshit, fake sense of accomplishment you RTARDS get from a PVP mmo… because you know what, no matter how hard you try, how many hours you log… when you go on ur xbox or a pc fps… your still gona have guys like me, with my ballz bouncing off your fucken far head. And how can you forget one of the greatest Grunk threads? Made largely great by Slayer's posting of Grunks best posts: http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=13545.0 (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=13545.0) I'm still searching for his "recycle your soda cans so you can upgrade your vidcards, fegs" post...might be in the retirement thread. Or an AOC thread. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: bhodi on October 19, 2009, 06:55:33 AM I'm still searching for his "recycle your soda cans so you can upgrade your vidcards, fegs" post...might be in the retirement thread. Or an AOC thread. I remembered that it was "sunny d" bottles which made the search easy. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=12952.msg440210#msg440210) Quote from: grunk not sure i understand the hate on AoC? Game appears to be really good and the fact that i see people on here shouting about how they are sick of cookie cutter games, i dont get it. Game has a ton of depth, nice graphics, fun combat... good pve. All the bitching about balance, thats n00b talk people. i cant wait for AoC. The game imo, is well made. its not like this WoW sht, where my character does the same lame anamations... a lvl 10 demo/necro spells look 10X better then a lvl70 mage lol. face it, the people who are bitchin, are poor fuktards who cant build a pc, maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.. *edit* I dunno about war. AOC looks better then war on fucken lowest settings, nuff said, so go sell a kidney and stfu n00bs. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Cyrrex on October 19, 2009, 07:06:00 AM Thanks, how could I forget the sunny d bottles?!
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Yegolev on October 19, 2009, 09:46:34 AM I wish grunk would come back.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Signe on October 19, 2009, 11:03:05 AM He seems to pop in every now and then. I'm sure he's very busy.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Der Helm on October 20, 2009, 02:20:51 PM A google image search of "thejeni" produces some suprising results.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: schild on October 20, 2009, 02:23:54 PM Every avatar in the thread is indexed and they all say "Terracotta Army" next to it. You've all been labeled, publicly. Feeling pretty good about that.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: IainC on October 20, 2009, 02:25:25 PM Half of those links are in boards that are off limits to me... I'm clearly not part of the secret club.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Velorath on October 20, 2009, 02:30:20 PM Half of those links are in boards that are off limits to me... I'm clearly not part of the secret club. Are you unable to read the Den or the Graveyard or something? Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: schild on October 20, 2009, 02:31:19 PM Developers can't see the den. Correct.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WayAbvPar on October 20, 2009, 04:03:46 PM I kind of miss being that fired up about things. Any more I just shake my head and quit reading the threads instead of lambasting retards with clever insults. But holy fuck AW and geldon were annoying.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Khaldun on October 20, 2009, 04:18:28 PM geldonyetich pretty much manages at some point to pollute every single commercial MMO's official forums. What I find hilarious is that geldon shows up pretty much after the first three or four weeks of live with hilariously Taliban-esque pronouncements about what the true believers in the game think and hating on everyone else. Completely predictable. Makes Prokofy Neva the psychotic Second Life person look well-balanced by comparison.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Soln on October 20, 2009, 04:27:22 PM Needs to include D-e-r-e-k S-m-a-r-t, Garthlik (from WAR, bravo), Schilling (selling air and epeen) and that guy from the Uberguild who showed up because of his Google Alerts. Good times.
Edit: fixed... Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Khaldun on October 20, 2009, 04:35:04 PM I shouldn't have said Prokofy Neva. Pretty much the same as saying D**** S****.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Morfiend on October 20, 2009, 04:55:41 PM I had some damn good ideas in the starfuckers thread. Shame about WAR.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Teleku on October 21, 2009, 02:16:53 PM I bet in the future someday the Cataclysm thread in the WoW forum will end up on a list like this. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Yegolev on October 22, 2009, 05:31:57 AM He probably googles his name with the dashes in it. He's awesome like that.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Arthur_Parker on October 22, 2009, 06:23:22 AM The WAR forum again.
TianZi (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16052.msg593812#msg593812) Grim (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15445.msg557703#msg557703) and same thread later on, tolakram. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Khaldun on October 22, 2009, 08:58:30 AM The Grunk thread doesn't have his .sig on the posts anymore. :cry:
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Morfiend on October 23, 2009, 02:20:41 PM The WAR forum again. TianZi (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16052.msg593812#msg593812) Grim (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15445.msg557703#msg557703) and same thread later on, tolakram. I forgot about his brand of crazy. The ImmInst.org stuff is priceless. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Morat20 on October 23, 2009, 03:29:58 PM Goddamn, there's a page and a half of me Man, someone must have pissed in my cheerios that week.I did finally find my game, it was eve online and it was glorious. You should really edit those links to go directly to the funny. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 24, 2009, 03:14:42 AM That chart thread really was the Trammel thread to end all Trammel threads. All previous Trammel threads were mere prologue, and all that came after were half-hearted attempts to recapture it's glory. Only the Baldur's Gate Radicalthon beats it for the title of most fun I've ever had with a forum.
Plus the Monty Hall math problem that crops up about halfway through always blows my mind. I mean I understand it and can explain why it's correct, but there's always been some lizard part of my brain screaming that it must be wrong. So every time I read it, I have to go through and explain it to myself again. Anyway, here's an anatomy of the "Tanks versus Mechs" thread. It was really about five threads in one, each more horribly geeky than the last. Page 1: Hey look, Richard Garriot left NCSoft! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.0) Page 2: Schild and I are already slapfighting over JRPG versus Ultima. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg547091#msg547091) Note: I was completely right and Schild was ridiculously wrong. Page 3: Triforcer makes a tongue-in-cheek "Star Wars versus Star Trek" reference and kicks the geekness up a notch. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg548298#msg548298) Note: Triforcer is a much bigger geek than anyone here realizes. That particular reference is a fucking dog-whistle. Page 4: Trek versus Wars is in full swing, geek quotient increasing exponentially. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg554047#msg554047) Page 6: I make reference to other nerdy "versus" debates, including stuff related to Battletech. IT BEGINS. I loudly expound upon how mechs are stupid. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg556440#msg556440) Page 7: Gryeyes to the rescue, and now the lines of battle are drawn in earnest. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg557307#msg557307) Note: Fuck you gryeyes. Mechs are fucking stupid like your face. Page 8: As an aside, fuck you people and your nanobots too. Merry Christmas. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg568503#msg568503) Page 13: It was a long battle, but the mechfuckers have been beaten into submission. We descend into "Dude fairies have MDC!" discussion of tabletop RPG minutiae. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg571331#msg571331) Page 14: Everyone has a chuckle at the weeaboo fucks claiming they're going to build a mech out of some garbage. The thread shuffles off into death a couple pages later. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg572422#msg572422) Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: bhodi on October 24, 2009, 08:40:17 AM Man, that was a great thread.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: JWIV on October 24, 2009, 11:27:57 AM Page 13: It was a long battle, but the mechfuckers have been beaten into submission. We descend into "Dude fairies have MDC!" discussion of tabletop RPG minutiae. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15275.msg571331#msg571331) FUCK. I can't believe I missed a RIFTS discussion. :heartbreak: Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: rattran on October 24, 2009, 05:44:55 PM Douchebucketry removed.
Don't be douchebuckets. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 25, 2009, 12:22:57 PM It's not my fault. You guys brought up Tanks v. Mechs and The Chart Thread, my two greatest internet nerd slapfight threads in history. It's like flashing a red cape in front of a bull. It also reminds me how terribly boring fights over bullshit topics like WoW lore and religion are in comparison. Positively depressing. Someone pick a fight with me.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: NowhereMan on October 25, 2009, 04:38:31 PM Fanfiction sucks and is generally uninteresting.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 25, 2009, 05:26:59 PM Nope, it generally is. That's why finding weird crazy ones that are good is fun.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: K9 on October 25, 2009, 05:41:03 PM LaForge was a better character than Data
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: NowhereMan on October 25, 2009, 05:48:28 PM All the cool atheists are battery powered.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: FatuousTwat on October 25, 2009, 06:40:02 PM LaForge was a better character than Data (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/99701/weary.png) Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 25, 2009, 06:47:17 PM LaForge was a better character than Data Irrelevant, since my avatar is not Data! :oh_i_see: All the cool atheists are battery powered. We'll see what they think after the asteroid hits, or the zombies rise, or whatever. Good luck raiding the ruins of Wal-Mart for atheism batteries while I just keep winding on up. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: schild on October 25, 2009, 06:48:03 PM LaForge was a better character than Data Irrelevant, since my avatar is not Data! :oh_i_see: God, even I knew that. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: IainC on October 26, 2009, 06:54:33 AM George Lucas is a master storyteller and one of the world's most gifted directors whose vision for Star Wars has been solely responsible for building the consistency and growth of that setting.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Khaldun on October 26, 2009, 06:56:21 AM whose vision.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: IainC on October 26, 2009, 07:02:59 AM whose vision. George Lucas' vision! I'm sick today, I have a doctor's note for my apostrophes. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 26, 2009, 01:42:56 PM George Lucas is a master storyteller and one of the world's most gifted directors whose vision for Star Wars has been solely responsible for building the consistency and growth of that setting. Nonsense. Everyone hated the prequels. Everyone. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Rasix on October 26, 2009, 01:48:00 PM :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Khaldun on October 26, 2009, 03:48:59 PM TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WindupAtheist on October 26, 2009, 10:10:25 PM Quote from: Benny Whaddaya mean everyone? (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3565774194_97da9c95aa.jpg) /random Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Azazel on October 27, 2009, 05:29:04 AM Ha ha at Bruce claiming to work in the comics industry when he worked in a warehouse. Oh that Bruce! Just read that for the first time. I found it ...amazing. It also helped me realise just how many other industries I was central to before I started my real career. :uhrr: Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: Cyrrex on October 27, 2009, 06:15:25 AM Ha ha at Bruce claiming to work in the comics industry when he worked in a warehouse. Oh that Bruce! Just read that for the first time. I found it ...amazing. It also helped me realise just how many other industries I was central to before I started my real career. :uhrr: It made me realize that I might technically be a lawyer. In fact, yes, I am a lawyer. And a professor. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: HaemishM on October 27, 2009, 09:56:22 AM Goddamn, I had forgotten about the Brucing comics industry thread. That was fucking hysterical.
Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: gryeyes on October 29, 2009, 01:16:02 AM Thread about Aaron Rayburn was pretty hilarious, wasn't around for most of it but entertaining reading.
Mechs forever. Title: Re: F13's Greatest Hits Post by: WayAbvPar on October 29, 2009, 04:16:48 PM whose vision. George Lucas' vision! I'm sick today, I have a doctor's note for my apostrophes. Heh. Good recovery. |