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Title: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Yegolev on October 15, 2009, 01:28:50 PM I don't know what else to do with this, so...
http://stopabductions.com/ *backs away* Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Evildrider on October 15, 2009, 01:36:41 PM Umm.. everyone knows you need lots of tin foil for your hats. That one just looks inferior.
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Hawkbit on October 15, 2009, 01:38:29 PM Quote IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU I'm fairly certain that if you've already been abducted, the helmet failed. EDIT: Oh wait. Quote The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies. Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: IainC on October 15, 2009, 01:42:41 PM Oh dear lord...
Quote 1. Prepare for a fight. Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind ... They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. There's more deep-fried loon on his other website Aliensandchildren.org (http://aliensandchildren.org/) as well. Edit: These people need help. Quote One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet. Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Segoris on October 15, 2009, 01:53:49 PM The testimonies are just :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Ookii on October 15, 2009, 02:17:03 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVRHOhLP-aA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVRHOhLP-aA)
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: WayAbvPar on October 15, 2009, 02:41:49 PM This is satire, right? I couldn't bring myself to read enough to make a judgment. I am just hoping.
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: schild on October 15, 2009, 04:07:11 PM I'm thinking about asking him for a free hat.
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Sir T on October 15, 2009, 05:18:00 PM A lot of the testimonials are from people saying that it stopped chronic sleep problems. I wonder if they have accidentally discovered some form of sleep therapy.
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Strazos on October 15, 2009, 05:37:39 PM Or a placebo effect.
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: rattran on October 15, 2009, 05:48:13 PM Bah, doesn't protect from Human-Alien Hybrid attack.
I'll wait for the upgraded version. Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Ratman_tf on October 15, 2009, 07:08:17 PM Quote One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet. [/quote]The intricacies of these delusions is what fascinates me. :grin: Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Xuri on October 16, 2009, 04:54:06 AM All you people posting in this thread trying to sweep important issues like this under the rug by making a mockery out of it can only mean one thing:
You've all been replaced by alien-human hybrids already. Stay away from me! *starts making a hat* Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Tebonas on October 16, 2009, 05:12:10 AM The Alien Abtuctee from Austria fascinates me. I didn't even know we have enough corn fields for Aliens to land in. Or that Aliens would even land in this tiny, mountainous area. Oh joy, I always thought I had to move to the US to get abducted. Everyone should wear these helmets, that improves my chances! :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2009, 05:46:29 AM I am fashioning a codpiece.
Just so you guys know. Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Brogarn on October 16, 2009, 05:48:42 AM I am fashioning a codpiece. Just so you guys know. Noted. Title: Re: Stop Being Abducted Post by: Goreschach on October 17, 2009, 08:31:33 AM I am fashioning a codpiece. Just so you guys know. It's only an expression. |