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I am getting very poor performance using a MacBook Pro.

Even with all the settings turned down to their lowest, my frame rates are in the single digits.  In fact, my frame rate appears to be one frame per second!

Is there something new with this forum that could be causing this issue or is there something that I should look into to fix this kind of problem?

Where?

You're soaking in it.

Did anything get stealthnerfed?

Latency.

I'm getting a bunch of broken avatars using not my normal home machine.

Turn off your hacks, script kiddie.

Clear your cache :P

I think the moderator class is overpowered very well balanced but underappreciated in this forum.

I don't suppose this has anything to do with the front page being hosed?

I do not like the changes and will be cancelling my subscription.

Some people did when it was down for people this morning. I got a kick out of it.

Are you sure they didn't cancel when it came back up?  Perhaps they thought you were finally delivering on the promise of "nothing" and were disappointed when it turned out to be temporary...

Forums are perfectly fine, those people need to L2P(ost).

Also, there'll be less forum queues with them gone. Win-win.

Can I have their bandwidth?

It's been more than 30 hours since the patch, and there STILL aren't any patch notes available? WTF! How the hell are we supposed to test the changes and verify that everything works if we don't know what has changed!? This is F(ail)13, alright!

I think I found a post dupe bug!

I think I found a post dupe bug!

That bug's been around since beta and the devs are too lazy to fix it. It's pretty clear that they don't care or are just clueless. I've been speaking to a lot of people on these forums and the majority of posters agree that if this isn't fixed quickly it won't even be worth posting here any more. I'll quit and so will my posting guild.

Can I have your stuff?

Tired of everyong look down on you for low post count?  Want to be senoir member without grind?  Visit www.postmax.com!  50 posts for $2.00, with a special blow-out of 10000 for only $75! Act today!

Obvious keylogger is obvious

Every other forum works perfectly on my machine. It's obviously your patch that is causing my performance issues.

Obviously you have no appreciation of how hard it is to run forums, the endless hours spent in the office engaged in Nerf Wars and other teambuilding exercises.  That being said, if Schild and company had listened to me, none of this would ever have been necessary.

--Dave

About what? I'm so confused.

QQ noobs. The new forums are awesome! Im still at the top of the PvP forum ladder! :drill:

So typical of the devs to be out of touch with the playerbase like this.  You think they would have learned after the fallout from the last patch.

FIRST! Thirty-Second...

Damn.

This forum has no end game and I've yet to get a SINGLE drop, even when  I solo'ed WUA on WoW lore.

This is a slap in the face.

This forum is dying - there are never any news updates, no discussions, even the flamers have stopped showing up. <insert random traffic-tracking service here> clearly shows a steep decline since the latest patch, and of my 19 friends who used to post here, 12 have left already and the rest only check it like, once per day. If the devs don't come forth with some form of miracle patch TOMORROW this forum is as good as dead!!!!1

I think you fail to appreciate that this is a HARDCORE forum and the 0.0000000037 drop rate is by design.   Maybe you should go post on hellokittysparklieforumsoffun.com where you get loot for every post and sometimes just for reloading the page.

Well, Mr. No Life HARDCORE KID, I have a job and a wife and 7 kids I have to feed. Us casual posters deserve our drops too.

I was about to call you out in the spirit of humor, but realized how big a bitch I'd have to be to do so. So, um, what about us Hardcore Casuals?

Your EULA does not apply to me, because I am neither in the EU or in LA.  It also wasn't set up properly, because there was no way for me to decline it and yet still play.  I demand my sub fee back, and don't make me bring in the heavy hitters.

I don't see the problem.

(it is kind of sad there is so much material for this run, that fits.)

What we need is representatives of the posters from each forum. They can form a comittee, perhaps flying to Iceland twice a year?

I'll get it started with the obvious nominations:

TV: Sky
SWG: Jointly, by WUA and Schild
Eve: Jade Constantine
General Discussion: Grunk
Politics: Dash
Game Design/Development: Sir Bruce

y0u are all pu$$ys. on a real foRum U have to post for hours and hors on END FAGGOTS. the mods ahve made this shitway to easy. if u canT postfgreind you are a FAGOOTS. i will pwnz0r u so hard ibn pvp NOOBSSSS.

Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, Chuck Norris kicked Johnny Cash just to watch him die.

I find that after the new forums came up, the level of discourse has gone down.  Stealth nerf maybe?  I've done some theorycrafting, and my spreadsheet says there should be 1.436769% more posts in here than there are.

Can I get a confirmation that this patch finally allows server migration? Please tell me it does, pleassss.

Forum update broke my penis.

That's what they want you to believe son, that's what they want you to believe.

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Kk, this needs cahrts.

(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/82194/f13upgrad.JPG)

I call bullshit.  Cynicalness was nerfed back when He Who Shall No Be Named was banned along with the post-count++ Politics dup bug of Summer '09.

And I'll come out and say it:  Ironwood was seriously overpowered pre-patch...I mean come on! Three uses of 'You're a Self-Righteous Cunt' per post with no cool-down timer?  Free use of 'Vague Scottish References' with no training?  And to top it all off, being able to train up all 9 sub-forums with no post-count cap?  Obviously those of us that strictly trained up 'Useless News' have reason to be pissed.

Obviously the devs have a lot more free time to spend on hookers and blow then even I realized. 

HEY gUYS LETS PLAY THAT GAME WHERE WE TAKE ABOUT SOMETHING ISN'T AN mmog BY MAKE REFERENCES LIKE IT WAS AN mmo.  THE WE CAN IMPRESS EACH OTHER WITH TEH FUNNY AND IMPROVE OUR F13 CRED.  LOL LOL LOL AM i RIGHT OR AM i RITE? JUST SAYING.

who peed in your copenhagen

Whoever it was must have swapped his caps lock key position.

If you fuckers put half as much effort into playing MMO's as you did trying to think of new ways to rehash old puns about them, Bat Country would be the worlds premier raiding guild.

Well, you have to start somewhere.

 :oh_i_see:

If there was any MMO that was as fun as rehashing old puns, we might actually be playing it instead of making said puns.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
(and truth!)

What does this have to do with lumthemad.net?

You hav made severall bassic speling and gramatical erors that means I can discount you as a human beeng.

hey, theres been like sum probz wit the game forums lately.  did u guyz make some changes n not tell us?  cuz i cant figure out whutz wrong and i don't want a rollback 2 happn n loose ne levelz.

EBay

hey guys, i just picked this game up on a free trial, what class should i roll?

We're pretty heavy on Androids, Capitalistas, Grammarians, and Composts. We already have a notably annoying & dimwitted Centurion - frankly we only need one. Looks like we could use an Ent or Ethnix though. I'd seriously approve of the last one as they're easy trollbait.

UBRS - we need people to learn to assist and not pull aggro, so we are posting to the place where that is learned.

This thread delivers.

But not often enough. Right after launch the thread delivered much more, faster and with less bugs. Now the devs are resting on the HUGE pile of bile and sarcasm that we foolishly send their way every subscription cycle, when the truth is, this forum is on life-support at best. In fact, I bet they don't have even a single dev working on it any more!

Personally I have had enough and will be gathering likeminded peopel to file a lawsuit to get compensation for all the time and effort I've wasted in this dump!

THIS^THIS

Well, it did seem to fix the flash viewer in firefox.

I payed for a lifetime subscription. I need the 1-800 number to get my refund!

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This^This

Bring back PrePosting Bioytch

A forum is at steak!!1!

Yo - make me a guild officer!  NOW!!! >>BLUUUURGH<<

Shit, I am drunk and kicked some random people and invited some people.  Give them gold and point to my avatar.

I spoke too soon, it still twitches like a god dam jedi post NGE running from a rancor.

I am distressed that theyre is no tech support email for this forum. please supply so I can make all sorts of bad suggestions and report "bugs" of things not working that are nothing to do with my incompetence.

moar bagels

Spell check doesnt work in Chrome.  :ye_gods:

I love that chart.  I will allow Engels to check out my staff ;  It is a Good One.

That's the internet telling you to learn to spell.

It doesn't seem to work in firefox either.

You can't use Firefox to learn to spell.

This forum is circling the drain.

I think you want the F13's Greatest Hits thread. :oh_i_see: