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Title: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Nonentity on October 06, 2009, 03:01:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q

I'm speechless.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: lac on October 06, 2009, 03:16:55 PM
They had me at technoviking but the barechested guy with CCP Atlanta stole the show.

England's finest during the world cup or a merry band of game developers?
(http://imgur.com/9aP7x.png)


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Setanta on October 06, 2009, 04:42:11 PM
Is there another games designer that could do this and actually be semi-cool? I bet Mythic are crying over not having included it into their repertoire  :awesome_for_real:

Edit: oh lol - "Technoviking/water bottle" reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4&videos=DzSXY9OmCIA&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Phildo on October 06, 2009, 10:38:14 PM
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8603/ccptechnoviking.gif)

(Image stolen shamelessly from Darius JOHNSON.  Hi, Darius!)


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Ookii on October 07, 2009, 08:07:47 AM
For some reason I expect all Icelanders to sound more like Bjork.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: apocrypha on October 07, 2009, 08:28:55 AM
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8603/ccptechnoviking.gif)

(Image stolen shamelessly from Darius JOHNSON.  Hi, Darius!)

Bugger me that's both disturbing and cool at the same time  :uhrr:


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: JWIV on October 07, 2009, 08:56:58 AM
Well played CCP. 


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Slayerik on October 07, 2009, 01:54:35 PM
CCP...I like the ban hammer and local's spiking ones....


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: HaemishM on October 07, 2009, 03:48:28 PM
What the fuck did I just watch?  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Thrawn on October 07, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
It's just, well...it's....um...that....that part where...um....


Yeah.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Jayce on October 07, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
what
the
fuck


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Pezzle on October 07, 2009, 08:05:18 PM
Sveinn really must enjoy his job :P


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: tmp on October 08, 2009, 10:36:50 AM
Woop, woop.

awesome, for real.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Darius JOHNSON on October 08, 2009, 10:43:25 PM
hi

Lyrics:
Intro
First off - let me make a short introduction
I'm the space 5.0, keeping EVE from destruction
Guard is the name, Lead master of the game
Top dog in the gamemaster hall of fame

Im chillin at my desk with two girls and one pimp cup
Sippin champagne, reading mails checkin what's up
Isk spamming scum bags disturbing the peace?
WOOP WOOP its the sound of space police!

Every day is a fight, there's no room for bloopers
Bugs coming at us like in Starship troopers
We help when we can, every child, every man
Treat the boogie man to a permanent ban!

CHORUS x2

We're CCP! We march on fearlessly!
Excellent is what we strive to be!

If you're going to follow us to the top

HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

You best watch out bitch if you're an exploiting scammer
Guard will gank you in the face with his big ban hammer
Remove all your Isk , throw your ass in the slammer
Make you share a cell with a manic ISK spammer

Like a never ending spam thread on racist biking
This song has something for everyone's liking
Holy shit I see local spiking

...ladies and gents, its techno Viking!

Chorus x2

Ever flowing - never standing still
We roll with the punches, move in for the kill
The competition ends up six feet in the ground
With fists full of awesome we go round after round

United we stand never ever growing weary
We cannot fall cause gravity is just a theory
We reach higher than the giants in operations
Patience soon well be crip walking in stations

We're more agile than a president dodging a shoe
We need three continents for our massive crew
From Atlanta to Shanghai to the Icelandic nation
Throw your hands up for World Domination!

Chorus


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Phildo on October 09, 2009, 12:28:42 AM
You ghost wrote that, didn't you Darius?


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Amarr HM on October 09, 2009, 01:29:00 PM
Late to the party due to soundcard issues but that's :awesome_for_real:

Catchy chorus too.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Pennilenko on October 13, 2009, 11:09:52 AM
I bet you there are some stories behind the walls of that building.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: patience on October 17, 2009, 07:57:59 AM
Well I'm late to this party but that was excellent. Laughing so hard it had me in tears but it was a very respectable rap song. You simply can't take it seriously while watching the video.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Hoax on October 17, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
That was great, I'm glad I check this board occasionally.


Title: Re: CCP makes a rap video
Post by: Gets on October 17, 2009, 03:26:33 PM
Hoax!!!!  :heart:

PS: resub, plz