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Title: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: CmdrSlack on September 19, 2009, 12:59:45 PM This could either be a nifty sim or just PC game wankery for those who want to play games but also seem somewhat classy, I guess.
http://winetycoon.gotgameentertainment.com/ I'll likely get it when it launches and BiiF it, but I'm wondering when brewing tycoon or marijuana tycoon is going to launch. Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: schild on September 19, 2009, 01:25:11 PM I saw Sideways, I think wine is pretty great now.
Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: CmdrSlack on September 19, 2009, 03:25:34 PM Show us on the doll where Paul Giamatti touched you?
Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: schild on September 19, 2009, 03:28:03 PM Show us on the doll where that movie didn't touch society as a whole.
It was everything wrong with America, in 90 minutes. Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: ahoythematey on September 19, 2009, 03:33:09 PM So...since I never saw the movie due to a reduced interest or outright disinterest in anything that is greatly hyped up, I am a better fan of film, and also a better American?
Wine Tycoon? Really? There aren't any remarkably more obvious tycoon-oriented professions left to whore out? Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: Azazel on September 19, 2009, 06:18:03 PM Whore Tycoon
Pimpin' ain't Eazy! :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: NiX on September 19, 2009, 07:10:34 PM Whore Tycoon Pimpin' ain't Eazy! :why_so_serious: Day 0. Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: ahoythematey on September 19, 2009, 07:25:36 PM Pimp's Up, Ho's Down would be the video strategy guide. I'd beta that game.
Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: schild on September 20, 2009, 12:56:00 AM Pimp's Up, Ho's Down would be the video strategy guide. I'd beta that game. I figured it would just be the title "Whore Tycoon" and the intro would be "Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary."Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: cironian on September 20, 2009, 02:17:51 AM I actually played that on my C64 back in the day...
(http://www.lemon64.com/games/screenshots/full/w/winzer_%28german%29_04.gif) IIRC it was quite dull, even back then. Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: tmp on September 20, 2009, 10:33:02 AM There doesn't seem to be any whores on that screenshot...
Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: Yoru on September 20, 2009, 02:53:09 PM Whore Tycoon Pimpin' ain't Eazy! :why_so_serious: Day 0. Banana Tycoon? Title: Re: Wine Tycoon . . . really? Post by: ahoythematey on September 20, 2009, 10:41:57 PM Now that I think about it, I'm surprised the Scarface rights-holders haven't just rebranded Dope Wars as a Scarface property and thrown that shit on the web as a popcap-esque game with some badly-rendered titties and violence. Think about how many walmart-computer buying, scarface-shirt wearing people would eat that shit up for $10. "Yeyo Tycoon" and "Yeyo Tycoon II: Death to the Cockroaches".
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