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Title: An.. unusual urn Post by: bhodi on August 25, 2009, 11:07:50 AM (http://www.cremationsolutions.com/mc_images/category/image/IMG_0030web2.jpg)
Yeah... (http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Urns-c109.html) I mean, what dinner can't be made more awkward by a loved one's dead visage staring at you while you eat? Or mantle, or dresser, or anything, really. Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Lantyssa on August 25, 2009, 11:22:31 AM Uh, no. I'd want some gaudy, baroque, antiqued silver thing anyways.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Brogarn on August 25, 2009, 12:05:38 PM Oh fuck no. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Cyrrex on August 25, 2009, 12:13:16 PM Even if it wasn't an urn, but just a statue of your dead uncle Biff, it would be creepy.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Yegolev on August 25, 2009, 12:23:42 PM Here Lies Old
Uncle Biff He Fell Down Now He's Stiff I miss tombstone rhymes in games. Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: NiX on August 25, 2009, 12:31:32 PM Possible career change for you?
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: tazelbain on August 25, 2009, 12:39:48 PM "Awkward by Design" Get 2 designers to design and remodel 2 rooms in a home to make their rooms as awkward and unpleasant without being vulgar (host arbitrates). Afterwords there is an open house. The guests vote and we get to see their reactions.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Broughden on August 25, 2009, 12:42:41 PM Even if it wasn't an urn, but just a statue of your dead uncle Biff, it would be creepy. Ok but what if it was your wife, the urn was made of cyberskin on the outside and had an anatomically correct mouth.....that vibrated? That wouldnt be creepy right? :grin: Something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJkCiRjLPc&feature=related Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Oban on August 25, 2009, 12:45:47 PM (http://www.cremationsolutions.com/mc_images/category/image/IMG_0030web2.jpg) Do not want. Ok but what if it was your wife, the urn was made of cyberskin on the outside and had an anatomically correct mouth.....that vibrated? Sure, you just described my first wife. Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Cyrrex on August 25, 2009, 12:47:38 PM Even if it wasn't an urn, but just a statue of your dead uncle Biff, it would be creepy. Ok but what if it was your wife, the urn was made of cyberskin on the outside and had an anatomically correct mouth.....that vibrated? That wouldnt be creepy right? :grin: Something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJkCiRjLPc&feature=related I think I'll wait until I get home before I click that link. Anyway, replace "wife" with current popular porn star, then you betcha. Surely there is a market for anatomically correct blow job giving porn star heads. Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Simond on August 25, 2009, 01:00:13 PM Buy urn of self, use it to serve raspberry ripple ice-cream in.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Samwise on August 25, 2009, 01:11:18 PM The price tag on those things is ridiculous for the quality. I imagine you could pay an actual sculptor (or even a student) to do a much better job for cheaper.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Simond on August 25, 2009, 02:27:02 PM Or just get a death mask done. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Bzalthek on August 26, 2009, 12:40:36 AM I'd rather they use my actual head.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: K9 on August 26, 2009, 04:54:51 AM Buy urn of self, use it to serve raspberry ripple ice-cream in. This Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: MuffinMan on August 26, 2009, 08:31:16 PM I read ripple as nipple and then pictured a life-size replica of myself dispensing raspberry ice cream out of it's nipples.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Signe on August 26, 2009, 08:37:02 PM This thread has turned creamy! Like shenanigans!
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Pennilenko on August 26, 2009, 10:03:30 PM Buy urn of self, use it to serve raspberry ripple ice-cream in. Brilliant! :drill: Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Azazel on August 27, 2009, 02:25:17 AM I want one of my favorite celebraty! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Endie on August 27, 2009, 05:03:34 AM Interesting cultural shift, here. Traditionally, many societies has used funeral masks, moulds of the dead person's face, and even funerary sculpture (often complete with painted skin and make-up. Jeremy Bentham even attended University College London court proceedings over a century after his death, having instructed executors to have his body preserved (the head is kept seperately, due to typically hilarious student pranks) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jeremy_Bentham_Auto-Icon.jpg
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Signe on August 27, 2009, 07:12:58 AM I think it's awesome. I would take the top off and grow house plants in it.
Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Sky on August 27, 2009, 07:38:51 AM Buy urn of self, use it to serve raspberry ripple ice-cream in. Tutti fuckin' frutti.I would take the top off and grow house plants in it. Cha-cha-cha-chia!Title: Re: An.. unusual urn Post by: Koyasha on August 28, 2009, 03:22:53 AM I would be more interested in one made out of the person's actual head. Or if I was rich, maybe I would stipulate that my inheritor must have my preserved head (containing my ashes) on the mantle looking down on them wherever they eat. Or in the bedroom. For maximum creepiness.
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