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Title: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Stewie on August 21, 2009, 07:34:16 AM Rapture pet care (http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/)
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: bhodi on August 21, 2009, 07:37:57 AM That is the best idea, ever.
(also, moved to serious business) Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Brogarn on August 21, 2009, 07:40:40 AM Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 21, 2009, 07:44:38 AM Quote Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured. A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation. Thats awesome. Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Stewie on August 21, 2009, 07:54:55 AM There's a dude in my building that uses one of those scooters that old or disabled people use and it is covered in signs with christian stuff. (my favorite being the 3' x 2' Armor of god sign)
I think I need to see if he has any pets. Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Trippy on August 21, 2009, 08:16:55 AM Fucking awesome. Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Khaldun on August 21, 2009, 10:20:17 AM Just brilliant. This is frankly a much smarter way to tweak certain kinds of religious beliefs than an atheist sermon by Richard Dawkins et al.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Oban on August 21, 2009, 10:28:42 AM Wow, I actually laughed out loud.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: tazelbain on August 21, 2009, 01:33:44 PM Wait, mark 3:29, so that's unrepentable?
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Sky on August 21, 2009, 01:35:37 PM Don't dis the ghost, yo.
He's kind of an asshole, really. Oops, looks like burning hell for eternity. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Samwise on August 21, 2009, 03:29:45 PM I went and looked up "Rapture" in Wikipedia to see if it said anything about whether dogs get left behind. Interesting reading, even if it didn't address the dog question.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: CaptainNapkin on August 23, 2009, 07:35:35 AM Awesome. Wish I'd thought of this, would be a big seller in my neck of the woods.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Nebu on August 23, 2009, 10:57:08 AM Best.
Idea. Ever. I can't stop laughing. Maybe they'll hire me on as an employee! Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Endie on August 27, 2009, 05:05:57 AM I don't trust no filthy atheist to keep their word on feeding my dog :colbert:
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Cyrrex on August 27, 2009, 07:54:58 AM I would think that an atheist would be way too busy taking drugs and eating vegetables to properly care for the average dog.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: JWIV on August 27, 2009, 08:36:43 AM I am in awe of the sheer brilliance of this.
Title: Re: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? Post by: Gobbeldygook on September 01, 2009, 01:26:46 AM Another atheist offers a similar service, The Post-Rapture Post (http://postrapturepost.com). He offers to send gloating messages to your non-believer friends after the rapture.
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