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Title: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: LK on August 07, 2009, 05:15:17 PM http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32334881/ns/us_news-life/
Part of me thinks people love celebrity deaths so they can hear amazing (and probably unsurprising) shit like this. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Oban on August 07, 2009, 05:34:58 PM Shocking.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Merusk on August 07, 2009, 05:39:05 PM No way a guy that mellow could be on coke!
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Arnold on August 07, 2009, 06:29:37 PM What gets me when a celeb dies is how much crap they are on.
My parents are self insured and a couple years ago, when they were getting new health insurance, the agent informed them that they had failed to fill out part of the application - the part listing which medications they are on. They were all like, "WTF? We aren't on any medications, so we left it blank!" Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 07, 2009, 06:35:14 PM Does anyone not see billy mayes as the stereotypical 80's guy?
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 07, 2009, 11:08:54 PM Does anyone not see billy mayes as the stereotypical 80's guy? I thought he was a stereotypical in-the-closet homosexual. His beard was too well trimmed. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Arnold on August 08, 2009, 12:06:57 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order:
1. Weak Chin 2. Gay 3. Lazy (but in this case, beard will not be neatly trimmed) Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: schild on August 08, 2009, 12:13:02 AM Quote 2. Gay hahaha wat Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Ingmar on August 08, 2009, 12:14:23 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order: 1. Weak Chin I freely admit that's why I have a goatee. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Arnold on August 08, 2009, 12:18:50 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order: 1. Weak Chin I freely admit that's why I have a goatee. Hey, that's cool. My hair is prematurely gray and I dyed it for 10 years, but I always admitted to being gray and dying it. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 08, 2009, 12:35:32 AM Quote 2. Gay hahaha wat It definitely is if one falls in the Christopher Lowell/Billy Mays school of beards. Also, well trimmed staches are gay. Unrelated Trivia: The actual model for those Brawny logos was Rock Hudson's lover. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Merusk on August 08, 2009, 06:04:46 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order: 1. Weak Chin 2. Gay 3. Lazy (but in this case, beard will not be neatly trimmed) 4. You look too damn young without it. I have a baby face. I look to be about 10 years younger than I am without my beard, and people treated me noticeably differently after I grew it out. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: JWIV on August 08, 2009, 07:07:47 AM ditto merusk. i shaved off mine a few months ago as i had made a shaving booboo and it was ridiculous looking.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: 01101010 on August 08, 2009, 07:34:05 AM Meh, he was from McKees Rocks... I am actually surprised he did not have the traditional Pittsburgh pornstar mustache - (someone help get me outta this town)
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Hindenburg on August 08, 2009, 08:14:27 AM ITT: I learned that my father is gay.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Lantyssa on August 08, 2009, 10:31:32 AM /highfive for Itto's father.
Editted to add: Does he have a beard? Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Hindenburg on August 08, 2009, 11:18:52 AM He does. It's a very well trimmed white beard. He also lacks a weak chin. Therefore, he loves the cock.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: NiX on August 08, 2009, 11:37:19 AM He does. It's a very well trimmed white beard. He also lacks a weak chin. Therefore, he loves the cock. f13: The Dr.Phil of the internet. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: FatuousTwat on August 08, 2009, 03:26:26 PM I don't have a weak chin and I don't look young, I just look good with a beard.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Signe on August 08, 2009, 05:10:38 PM I don't mind scruffy but I've never liked the look of facial hair. Even when I was very young, even when my father had a beard - which was a lot. I didn't like God or Santa Claus because of it.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Hawkbit on August 08, 2009, 06:21:07 PM Good thing neither exist! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Sjofn on August 10, 2009, 02:26:34 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order: 1. Weak Chin I freely admit that's why I have a goatee. It is a bonus that you look cute with it. :awesome_for_real: I like facial hair on dudes if it's well groomed. When I was a very young child, though, I was petrified of men with beards. I have NO idea why. Mustaches were fine (which is good 'cause my Dad has had one almost my entire life), but beards = screaming Sjofn. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Bunk on August 10, 2009, 08:38:37 AM I dunno, I chalk beards up to 3 reasons, in no particular order: 1. Weak Chin 2. Gay 3. Lazy (but in this case, beard will not be neatly trimmed) 4. You look too damn young without it. I have a baby face. I look to be about 10 years younger than I am without my beard, and people treated me noticeably differently after I grew it out. 1 and 4 for me. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Triforcer on August 10, 2009, 08:51:54 AM No men in my family have facial hair- not one cousin, brother, or uncle. And I am 100% confident I will never have it, unless I'm a burn victim or something.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Sky on August 10, 2009, 02:08:45 PM 5. It's natural.
You don't mock people who don't shave their heads for being lazy, gay, or having an odd shaped head? Silly societal rules ftl. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Hindenburg on August 10, 2009, 02:18:02 PM Sky, neatly trimmed beards. NEATLY TRIMMED. You do not qualify.
Also, yes, we mock people who don't have a proper haircut. We might not do it to their face, but inside? Totally mocking. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 10, 2009, 02:30:51 PM I don't even try to grow facial hair anymore. It's patchy at best. Even my sideburns grow out as "normal hair" (err, I guess that's considered feminine, but it's usual in East Asians).
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Sky on August 10, 2009, 02:52:14 PM Sky, neatly trimmed beards. NEATLY TRIMMED. You do not qualify. It's not even possible to neatly trim my beard.Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 10, 2009, 02:56:53 PM Get a flowbee! :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Signe on August 10, 2009, 03:21:25 PM Just to clarify. I might not care for the look of full beards, but I don't really care that much, either. I still consider all you weirdy beardies my friends and I enjoy the opportunity to mock your faces! Thank you.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Righ on August 10, 2009, 04:57:08 PM Quote 2. Gay hahaha wat Rupert Murdoch believed this. He used to tell employees at News International in London that they could either come back tomorrow without facial hair or pack their bags. Because he wasn't really allowed to sack people for being gay, his claim was that people with facial hair or dark glasses are hiding something. Oh, and brown shoes were unacceptable too because only gay people hiding something wore them. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Strazos on August 10, 2009, 05:07:07 PM I don't even try to grow facial hair anymore. It's patchy at best. Even my sideburns grow out as "normal hair" (err, I guess that's considered feminine, but it's usual in East Asians). Same, it's really annoying to have sideburns like my mother or something. And hair stylists hardly even know what to do with them, since there's such an abrupt stop between my beard and sideburns. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 10, 2009, 06:58:02 PM Just let them grow. They sharpen out.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Oban on August 10, 2009, 09:35:20 PM Oh, and brown shoes were unacceptable too because only gay people hiding something wore them. Brown shoes are gay? Damnit. Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: stray on August 10, 2009, 10:41:28 PM I like how Bing even protects me from myself. "Gay Brown Shoes" yields no results.
Title: Re: BILLY MAYS HERE INTRODUCING A NEW PRODUCT! Post by: Righ on August 11, 2009, 09:02:13 AM You like that feature? I can write a search engine in one line of perl that will protect you even more.
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