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COMMENT ABOUT YOUR FACE

UNEXPECTED INSINUATION OF PARENTAL COITUS

EXPRESSED INTEREST, OFF TOPIC COMMENT

A GRIEF LINK, PERHAPS A SMILEY. THOUGH, DEPENDING ON THE OFF-TOPIC COMMENT, A RIMSHOT EMOTE.

WAT

FLIPPANT REMARK

NON SEQUITUR

SASS INTERMINGLED WITH A DASH OF WIT

ENDORSEMENT OF KING'S BOUNTY MENTIONING SOMEWHERE THAT IT WOULD'VE BEEN WORTH THE $29.99 BEFORE AND THAT I SHOULD BE IN BED

QUIP ABOUT YOUR LACK OF LENGTH GRANTED TO YOUR MALE GENITALIA AND THUS WHY YOU'RE STILL UP. POSSIBLY CRYING BECAUSE OF SAID INADEQUACY.

GENERIC QUESTION INQUIRING IF ANY OTHER GAMES IN THE DEAL ARE WORTH PURCHASING

LONG DIATRIBE ABOUT KING COUNTY'S MISAPPROPRIATION OF TAX FUNDS DUE TO FUNDAMENTAL READING COMPREHENSION DEFICIT

TERSE THREAT OF MODERATION FOR INFRACTION OF NEWLY-CRAFTED RULE

BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT ABOUT HOW SWORD OF THE STARS, EU3, AND PENUMBRA ARE WORTH IT BUT NOT AS GOOD AS KING'S BOUNTY.

SERIOUS PROPS TO MOUNT AND BLADE WHILE MENTIONING AGAIN THAT I'M ENJOYING KING'S BOUNTY MORE.

SMALL MENTION ABOUT HOW KING'S BOUNTY FEELS LIKE THE PROPER EVOLUTION OF HOMM3.

STATEMENT OFFERED SUGGESTING THAT EACH POSTER IN THIS THREAD IS EQUIVALENT TO A OIL BASED RECEPTACLE CONTAINING FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT

RAPID RESPONSE ABOUT HOW I'M RUBBER AND YOU'RE GLUE.

SURGICAL INTERJECTION PERTAINING TO THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF THIS NEW RESPONSE FORMAT

FORMAL REQUEST FOR PREVIOUS POSTER TO REFRAIN FROM CONVERTING THIS THREAD TO HOMOSEXUALITY

IMAGE OF SOMETHING VAGUELY RELATED TO TOPIC / POSSIBLE GRIEF HOTLINKING

YE OBLIGATORY PAUL BARNETT PICTURE WITH SICKO GLASSES

BEATING OF CHEST ABOUT DERAILING MY THREAD ABOUT THE IMPORTANT GAME OF THE WEEK

DECLARATION OF SUPERIORITY OF PERSONAL COMPUTER-BASED VIDEO GAMES ON LARGE FRESNEL-ENHANCED MICROMIRROR DISPLAY DEVICES

OBVIOUS RESPONSE ABOUT HOW SKY'S TV IS OLD AND SHITTY AND HE NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF AND ESTABLISH BETTER TASTE IN... EVERYTHING

CRUDE JOKE CHART HASTILY ASSEMBLED IN MSPAINT.

ASCII PICARD FACEPALM

MILDLY-IRRITATED COMMENT REGARDING NOT BEING FIRST TO POST FACEPALM REFERENCE IN ATTEMPT TO RETAIN CREDIBILITY

HOTLINKS PHOTO OF SIMPSON'S CHARACTER "NELSON" POINTING AND EXPRESSING HIS MIRTH, BUT INADVERTANTLY LINKING GOATSE PICS

POORLY DISGUISED ATTEMPT TO FIT IN BY PARTICIPATING IN CURRENT POSTING STYLE TREND

IMPLIED SUGGESTION OF MARITAL RELATIONS DIRECTED TOWARDS INGMAR

FAKED REGURGITATION.

ADVICE ON OBTAINING A "ROOM".

FEIGNED INNOCENCE

PUZZLEMENT EXPRESSED AS INCREDULOUS COITAL QUESTIONING

COMMENT ABOUT ANCIENT TRENDS BEING ANCIENT, ALLIED TO REFERENCE TO THE SOUND PRODUCED BY LIGHTNING IN EQUATORIAL REGIONS OF THE GLOBE

OVERGENERALIZED GREETING AND AN INQUIRY OF EVENTS TAKING PLACE AT THIS LOCATION

POINTED RETORT CLARIFYING THAT CURRENT TOPIC IS ALREADY AT SAID STATE MERELY BY PETITIONER'S PRESENCE

QUERY AS TO THE QUALITY OF EU3 AND ITS VALUE OF PURCHASING AT THIS DISCOUNTED PRICE.

HOTLINKED IMAGE OF A QUIZZICAL-LOOKING OWL.

INDICATION OF OWNERSHIP OF EU3 AND ADMITTANCE OF NOT PLAYING IT

DECLARE WHEN SERVICE SHUTDOWN, PURCHASES WILL BE INVALID

STRONG AGREEMENT AND ANECDOTE ABOUT ENJOYMENT OF VINTAGE GAMES

ASIDE ABOUT FIRAXIS ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL ORAL SEX WITH COLONIZATION REMAKE

SHOCKED POST ABOUT SCHILD ACTUALLY BEING RIGHT CONCERNING KINGS BOUNTY.

FURTHER SPECULATION ON HOW AFORMENTIONED GAME HASN'T BEEN RAVAGED BY THE LEGAL TEAM OF UBISOFT FOR DIRECTLY COPYING HOMM IN EVERY WAY.

STATEMENT OF PREFERENCE OF EU2 OVER EU3 DUE PRIMARILY TO GREATER HISTORICAL ACCURACY OF THE FORMER

ENDORSEMENT OF GOG.COM

INCORRECT QUOTE CODE MANGLING TELEKU'S POST AND ADMITTING AN INTEREST IN HOMAM3-LIKE GAMEPLAY

STRAWMAN ARGUMENT, LONG WINDED PERSONAL DIATRIBE THAT IS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC

USELESS STATEMENT ABOUT PERSONAL INCOMPETENCE WHEN IT COMES TO STRATEGY GAMES; ANNOYING SELF-PITY ATTITUDE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE POST.

RANDOM HOMO SMILEY.

METACOMMENT REGARDING KING'S BOUNTY'S STATUS AS PRECURSOR TO HOMM AND EXPLANATION THAT RIGHTS TO KB FRANCHISE SOLD TO PUBLISHER OF KB:TL.

LONG ANGRY POST REBUTTING OFF TOPIC DIATRIBE LINE BY LINE

BRIEF COMMENT EXPRESSING AMUSEMENT AT THE HUMOROUS TENOR OF THE THREAD

NON SEQUITUR

SASS INTERMINGLED WITH A DASH OF WIT

CLEVER MATH TO DICTATE A RECURSION ERROR HAS OCCURRED

EXPRESSES REGRET FOR STARTING PRESENT TRAIN WRECK.

CLAIMS PARTICIPANTS OF THREAD TO BE HOMOSEXUALS AND FOND OF ANAL INTRUSION USING OBJECTS FORMED FROM LATEX.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT NIX IS AN OBJECT FORMED FROM LATEX.

STATES HE IS A LATEX GLOVE AND SUPPORTS ANNUAL PROSTATE CHECKS.

RAGEQUITTING ITT AS THE GAME WON'T SAVE ANYMORE.

: AWESOME_FOR_REAL :

STATEMENT THAT NO SAVING IS A FEATURE AND FUNCTIONING AS DESIGNED COMBINED WITH PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IMPLICATION IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

INTIMIDATED LURKER PROVIDES A SCATHING COMMENTARY WITHOUT HAVING ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME

SEEMINGLY UNRELATED MONOLOGUE

IMAGE MACRO TO FURTHER DERAIL

SELF-TECH SUPPORT ITT (http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=8192)

MENTION OF NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND MY SAVE GAMES FOLDER IN VISTA

CORRECTION

USERS\USERNAME\DOCUMENTS\MY GAMES\KINGS BOUNTY\$SAVE

CORRECTION

MY SAVES DON'T EXIST. THE GAME WON'T SAVE.

INSERT WITTY SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE HERE

UNHELPFUL ADVICE WITHOUT ANY FIRST-HAND KNOWLEDGE OF VISTA.

HELPFUL ADVICE

REZO'S TOWER IS BUGGED.

UPON FINISHING IT, I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO SAVE. I HAVE TO RELOAD A SAVE FROM BEFORE I FINISHED IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS PARTICULAR POST IS IN CAPS.

OH, WAIT:

 8-)

COMPLETELY UNRELATED POINT OUT REGARDING FORUM MEMBER BEING WALKING DEAD.

CRITIQUE OF GRAMMAR IN PREVIOUS POST

INTENTIONAL MISPELLINGS TO AGITATE THE SPELLING POLICE

PERSONAL ANECDOTE WITH ONLY A TANGENTAL RELATION TO THREAD.

MENTION OF BIPEDAL WEAPONS PLATFORMS' SUPERIORITY OVER TRADITIONAL ARMORED VEHICLES.

BARBED COMMENT DIRECTED AT SCHILD FOR NOT MEMORIZING HIS PALLY'S RESURRECTION SPELL.

BARBED COMMENT AT 1C FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING TUTORIAL DESIGN 101.

DISGUST AT RANDOMIZED SPELLS THAT COMPLETELY BREAK THE GAME

QUIZZICAL LOOK DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER.

LECTURE ABOUT HOW SCROLL PLACEMENTS/DROPS ARE "RANDOM" BUT THE PALADIN ALSO GETS A RESURRECTION SCROLL FROM THE INITIAL TRIAL.

RESPONSE INQUIRING AS TO WHETHER OR NOT MENTION OF RESURRECTION SCROLL WAS NECESSARY AND WHETHER OR NOT MY RESPONSE SHOULD ALSO INVOLVE A SHARP FLOGGING.

COMMENT ABOUT HAVING PLANNED TO PURCHASE OBJECT IMMINENTLY. GRATITUDE TOWARDS PREVIOUS POSTER FOR DISCOVERY OF NON-FUNCTIONAL ASPECT OF SOFTWARE:SAVE.

EXPLANATION ABOUT THE RELATIVE UTILITY AND POWER OF SPELLS BEING TOO EXTREME FOR RANDOMIZATION

DIABLO NOSTALGIA

DIABLO III AND STARCRAFT II FAN BOY GUSH.

THINLY VEILED DERISION

IRRATIONAL HATRED OF COLOR

NONSENSICAL RANT ABOUT HOW THINGS USED TO BE AND FORCEFUL CLAIM THAT WE LIKED IT THAT WAY

FEINGED CONFUSION WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SHADOWBANE?

POST CONTAINING CRIMSON LETTERS OF INORDINATELY LARGE SIZE EXPRESSING CATALEPTIC RAGE AT FORMER GAME'S NOTORIOUS RECURRING ERROR MESSAGE

OBLIGATORY NOTICE OF HOW A GUY SPELLED "FEIGNED" WRONG AND HOW IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT A TYPO.

ACCUSATIONS OF BEING A GRAMMAR NAZI

SUGGESTION TO COPULATE WITH ONESELF

CREEPY, DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO SO

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?

BLATANT DISPLAY OF MOD POWER

EXTREMELY SHORT AND TERSE REPLY LIKENING ALL POSTERS TO LARGE VAGINAS, CRUDELY PUT.

FART

Edit: INDICATION THAT POST WAS EDITED FOR CONSISTENCY - NiX

ASSERTION THAT THREAD "DELIVERS"

SIR BRUCEING PREVIOUS THREE POSTERS.

SNIDE REMARK CONCERNING THE PRACTICE OF SIR BRUCEING PEOPLES POSTS.

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/rattra/image.jpg)

DISDAIN AT 4CHAN LIKE MEME.

COMPLAINT THAT PREVIOUS POST HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY AT&T

BRIEF CHICANERY FOLLOWED BY PLACEMENT OF CARTOON ORIENTED FOREST ANIMAL FREQUENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH MINORS

FEIGNED AMAZEMENT AND DISDAIN FOR CONTINUATION OF SILLY MEME WHILE SECRETLY WISHING TO PLAY THEIR REINDEER GAMES.

SOMEWHAT RELEVANT, ALBEIT OUTDATED, IMAGE OF POPCORN-EATING MICHAEL JACKSON.

USUAL SARCASTIC AND NOT SO FUNNY INQUIRY ABOUT BROKEN CAPS-LOCK BUTTON, WRITTEN IN A SMALLER FONT.

POORLY THOUGHT OUT CSI MEME

ATTEMPT TO RERAIL

ACCOUNT OF SHORT GAMEPLAY SESSION

GENERAL NON-COMMITTAL, YET POSITIVE STATEMENTS.

SHORT COMMENT THAT ADDS NOTHING TO THE THREAD AND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT POSTCOUNT+

WRY OBSERVATION

RANDOM POST DAYS AFTER THE FACT AND UNRELATED TO THE TOPIC IN BROKEN ENGLISH INQUIRING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME GOLD.

POST LADEN WITH IRONIC SNARK REGARDING THE IMMINENCY OF THE PREVIOUS POST BEING TRANSFERRED TO THE DEN, WHICH WILL NEVER BE READ BY THE POSTER OF SAID COMMENT.

COMPLAINT

INSULTING COMMAND THAT THE PREVIOUS POSTER CLEAN PARTICLES OUT OF HIS ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ORIFICE WITH A MIXTURE OF VINEGAR AND WATER FOR FRESHNESS

OFFER TO PROVIDE PREVIOUS POSTER A "DICK MOUSTACHE"

LATE TO THE PARTY POST THAT RESTATES QUESTIONS MADE ON THE FIRST THREE PAGES OF THE THREAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON

PATRICK STEWART, HOLDING HIS HEAD

Attention getting tactic accomplished by radically changing the format of text delivery.

REACTIONARY DIATRIBE

GENERIC RACIST REMINDER TO ENGELS THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT TALK FUNNY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE FUNNY.

GENERIC RACIST REMINDER GENERIC RACISM

DRUNKPOST

QUOTE OF THE POSTER WHO RADICALLY CHANGED THE FORMAT OF TEXT DELIVERY FOLLOWED BY A HARSHLY WORDED COMMAND TO STOP YELLING.

CLUELESSLY RESPONDS TO EARLIER POSTS IN THREAD, POINTING OUT THAT GAMERSGATE HAS NO DRM OR PHONING HOME ONCE YOU INSTALL AND UNLOCK GAMES

POINTS OUT THAT HE IS THE RESIDENT PARADOX FANBOY HAVING PLAYED THE HEARTS OF IRON SERIES LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE

IS CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT HEARTS OF IRON 3

DENOTES AGREEMENT ABOUT KINGS BOUNTY, POINTS OUT A SEQUEL IS DUE SOON AND RUSSIANS CAN BE CRAZY GOOD CODERS WITH ZERO RESPECT FOR IP LAWS

INCLUDES PEDOBEAR SMILEY FOR NO APPARENT REASON TO APPEAR HIP

WONDERS IF SCHILD KNOWS KINGS BOUNTY IS A REMAKE OF A GAME THAT WAS HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC ZERO

INCLUDES GRATUITOUS LINK TO WIKI PAGE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King%27s_Bounty

CHIDING REMARK DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER FOR MISSING MY POST (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=17450.msg679407#msg679407) WHERE KB:TL LINEAGE AND IP STATUS IS ELUCIDATED.

DERISION AIMED AT HEARTS OF IRON.

NOSTALGIA ABOUT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE ORIGINAL KINGS BOUNTY, FOLLOWED BY A REMARK ABOUT THE NEW ONE NOT BEING THAT BAD ITSELF.

DERISION AIMED AT RASIX

QUIZZICAL RAMBLING ABOUT WANTING THIS TITLE DESPITE MEME AND LACK OF ANY FUNDING WHATSOEVER

GENERAL APOLOGY FOR DUPLICATIVE ENTRY TO THE THREAD

THREE LETTER POST INDICATING EXTREME AMUSEMENT.

QUICK NOTE POINTING OUT THAT IF ALL THE WORLD COMMUNICATED IN THIS FASHION, PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH MORE AND FIGHT LESS. SMILEY ROLLING EYES AT POST AFTER THIS DENOTING MY NAIVETE.

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NEGATIVE COMMENTS REGARDING "NECKBEARDS"

DISTURBED REALIZATION THAT A MASTURBATING ANIMATED FOWL IS THE COMMUNICATION VESSEL FOR PREVIOUSLY NON-SEXUAL STATEMENTS

OFFICIAL BAN PROPOSAL FOR USER "HINDENBURG" FOR USING THE DIRECT EMOTE INSTEAD OF DESCRIBING IT.

GENERAL FUCKTARD ATTITUDE WHILE EXPOSING FACTS TO SUPPORT THE AFOREMENTIONED BAN.

MACHO ASSERTION OF RIGHTS TO PARADOX FANBOY TITLE, CITING OWNERSHIP OF EVEN THAT FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE GAME VICTORIA

MEEK ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF ALSO OWNING VICTORIA.  SHEEPISH ADMITAL OF FONDNESS FOR THE TITLE.

CRUEL REVELATION THAT VICTORIA WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT AND BROKE INGMAR'S BRAIN

REVEALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PUBLIC THAT HIS DAD OWNS VICTORIA AS WELL AS MOST OF THE OTHER PARADOX GAMES, WATCHED HIM PLAYING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS AND HEARTS OF IRON 2, BUT GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF HEADACHE AFTER A FEW MINUTES, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THE SCREEN.

BOAST THAT POSTER NOT ONLY OWNS VICTORIA BUT REVOLUTIONS, THE EXPANSION PACK THAT PATCHED IN "FUN"

COMMAND DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER TO LEAK SECRET BETA COPY OF HEARTS OF IRON 3 HE MUST CERTAINLY HAVE IN HIS POSSESSION

FURTHER GRUMBLINGS THAT REVOLUTIONS PATCHED IN "BUGS" RATHER THAN "FUN"

CONFUSED RANT ABOUT CIVILIZATION: REVOLUTION RESULTING FROM ONLY SEEING THE WORD REVOLUTIONS IN THE PREVIOUS POST

LECTURE ABOUT THE DEFICIENCIES ON SIMPLIFIED GAMEPLAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FEED THE MASSES

REMINDER TO OUTSIDE READERS THAT KING'S BOUNTY IS MADE BY KATAURI AND NOT PARADOX AND THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE IN ECONOMICS (OR WAR STRATEGIES AND DIPLOMACY) TO PLAY IT. NOR DO YOU NEED TO HAVE NECKS WITH BEARDS TO FIND THE FUN.

EXPLANATION THAT SAVING IS FOR PUSSIES

ACCUSING THE POSTER TWO POSTS ABOVE OF BEING A SAVEBABY

BUT AT THE SAME TIME ACKNOWLEDGING THE MUSIC VIDEO HIS AVATAR IS FROM IS FAIRLY AWESOME