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Title: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: rk47 on July 04, 2009, 04:29:57 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XVuOp5qlUA
Quote A Fort Collins mother is under arrest accused of sexually assaulting a teenage boy she met through a common interest in "furry" gatherings.According to the arrest affidavit, 45-year-old Richael Michels was considered to be a role model for the 16-year-old boy, but allegedly was having sex with him the entire time. The initial tip apparently came from her husband, who was upset about her growing interest in Furries I can't stop laughing at this shit. I've heard forum jokes about them but man, to see it on news is :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Oban on July 04, 2009, 05:05:17 AM That whole video was just :ye_gods:.
I kept waiting for The Onion logo to pop up, but apparently this is quite real. http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20090703/NEWS01/907030347 (http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20090703/NEWS01/907030347) :ye_gods: :ye_gods: Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: K9 on July 04, 2009, 05:15:51 AM :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: UnSub on July 04, 2009, 10:45:12 AM Can't you all see that they are trying to convert our children? Next they'll be wanting to marry!
... what's that? They can marry if they are man and women, even if dressed in respective squirrel and rabbit costumes? :why_so_serious: Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Paelos on July 05, 2009, 01:07:26 PM Gotta love the internet for providing a wonderful gathering point to let your freak flag fly. Just keep it in your pants kids.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on July 06, 2009, 08:13:35 AM "it's no different then a 50 year old man dressing up as a Klingon"
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: schild on July 06, 2009, 08:46:25 AM That video?
AMAZING. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Brogarn on July 06, 2009, 08:52:22 AM :ye_gods:
Also: Hilarious. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: CaptainNapkin on July 06, 2009, 11:23:42 AM "...using fur as a medium..." :ye_gods:
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Khaldun on July 06, 2009, 11:39:37 AM :uhrr:
Thank god there's something I can feel unguilty bigotry towards, that's all I can say. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Azaroth on July 06, 2009, 01:22:35 PM Wow.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: ShenMolo on July 08, 2009, 03:05:40 PM Whats the difference between a Furrie and a "Plushie"?
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: MahrinSkel on July 08, 2009, 03:14:46 PM Whats the difference between a Furrie and a "Plushie"? Furries wear suits that make them look like stuffed animals. Plushies just need the stuffed animals (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Plushophile).--Dave (I am deeply disturbed at some level that I was not surprised to find that site existed) Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: gryeyes on July 08, 2009, 03:21:53 PM I hope he left her mask on.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Phildo on July 12, 2009, 02:33:07 AM Slightly related, but without the statutory furry rape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmpWa1ZVAI Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: HaemishM on July 13, 2009, 01:32:04 PM How badly do you have to piss off your boss to get sent to do the remote at a goddamn Furry convention?
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Phildo on July 13, 2009, 09:03:06 PM Honestly, a few hours after posting that a friend of mine who's basically never heard of the internet told me about the "weird guys in animal costumes" that were hanging out down the street from his office. Anthrocon apparently came back to Pittsburgh again.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Nerf on July 14, 2009, 12:26:50 AM I got dragged to a goth club on Sunday, I actually had quite a bit of fun throwing back $1.50 vodka+soda's and laughing at people, but this guy creeped me the fuck out. He would just stand on the edge of the dancefloor with his arms crossed, staring at the people dancing. Fortunately, I didn't get quite drunk enough and my date was able to talk me out of beating him for the lulz, I don't even know how I'd explain that to a judge.
(http://files.getdropbox.com/u/86041/furry.jpg) Something needs to be done about the furries. Something pointy and explosive. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Surlyboi on July 14, 2009, 02:56:10 AM I think for the first time ever, Nerf and I are in total agreement.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Nevermore on July 14, 2009, 07:11:35 AM I got dragged to a goth club on Sunday, I actually had quite a bit of fun throwing back $1.50 vodka+soda's and laughing at people, but this guy creeped me the fuck out. He would just stand on the edge of the dancefloor with his arms crossed, staring at the people dancing. Fortunately, I didn't get quite drunk enough and my date was able to talk me out of beating him for the lulz, I don't even know how I'd explain that to a judge. <pic cut - scroll up two posts, you lazy bastard> Something needs to be done about the furries. Something pointy and explosive. Is your name Donnie Darko? Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Righ on July 14, 2009, 09:10:26 AM You know what would be entertaining? Abducting a bunch of furries from a convention, driving out into the countryside and releasing them into the wild.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Khaldun on July 14, 2009, 02:00:36 PM Only if you could find a bunch of people who liked to wear big Elmer Fudd heads and who had actual guns to release them next to.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Chimpy on July 14, 2009, 04:24:51 PM Only if you could find a bunch of people who liked to wear big Elmer Fudd heads and who had actual guns to release them next to. I am sure Nerf and his buddies would be game. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Oban on July 14, 2009, 04:53:46 PM You know what would be entertaining? Abducting a bunch of furries from a convention, driving out into the countryside and releasing them into the wild. Wasn't that the plot of a CSI episode? Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Trippy on July 14, 2009, 05:17:27 PM You know what would be entertaining? Abducting a bunch of furries from a convention, driving out into the countryside and releasing them into the wild. Wasn't that the plot of a CSI episode?Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 14, 2009, 07:41:38 PM You know what would be entertaining? Abducting a bunch of furries from a convention, driving out into the countryside and releasing them into the wild. Wasn't that the plot of a CSI episode?Was a good(albeit painful to watch) episode too. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Oban on July 15, 2009, 05:03:03 AM It is hard to forget the day when one learns the definition of the word yiff.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: HaemishM on July 15, 2009, 09:19:41 AM Fortunately, I didn't get quite drunk enough and my date was able to talk me out of beating him for the lulz, I don't even know how I'd explain that to a judge. I'm pretty sure you could explain it just by showing the judge one of the videos in this thread. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: rk47 on July 15, 2009, 10:59:28 AM A fellow poster in another board summed up his thoughts real well.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4751/furriefaggots.jpg) Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 15, 2009, 04:43:05 PM Should be using rockets for better coverage.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Chimpy on July 15, 2009, 08:05:37 PM Should be using rockets for better coverage. He has 300 cells....BFG imo. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Kitsune on July 15, 2009, 08:31:45 PM Whats the difference between a Furrie and a "Plushie"? Furries wear suits that make them look like stuffed animals. Plushies just need the stuffed animals (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Plushophile).--Dave (I am deeply disturbed at some level that I was not surprised to find that site existed) Fursuiters wear the suits. They're a deeper degree of furry, like the cosplayers are to the anime nerds and people who wear Star Trek uniforms in daily life are to the trekkies. The average furries might wear a fake tail, in the same way that an average anime nerd might wear a Naruto headband, but it's a special degree of crazy to go for a full costume. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Tebonas on July 16, 2009, 01:59:31 AM I think its crazy to run around with a fake tail as well. But your mileage may vary.
I always thought Furries were a crazy, but generally laid back and harmless bunch of people. Hell, if I looked like that woman I certainly would wear a mask when sexing up somebody as well. Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Nerf on July 16, 2009, 02:00:43 AM It's not about bashing people lower on the social ladder, it's that they're fucking creepy. Look at that picture I posted, look at it. Those unblinking eyes. *shudder*
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Tebonas on July 16, 2009, 02:22:41 AM I get that. Running around in a normal social environment like that is indeed strange. I would be unnerved as well. Can't trust somebody you can't look into the eyes. Fucking sunglass-wearing freaks! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Amarr HM on July 16, 2009, 05:35:28 AM Trekkies are weird, but furries are plain creepy lookin.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Nevermore on July 16, 2009, 07:08:25 AM On the plus side, I bet they can get out of jury duty easily.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Righ on July 18, 2009, 01:37:19 PM Yes, but so can child molesters, and with none of the social stigma of being a furry.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: K9 on July 20, 2009, 04:34:34 AM The fuck? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND3q7xj3ZrM)
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: Oban on July 20, 2009, 06:58:52 AM I wonder if the two dildos vibrate.
Title: Re: News: Attack of the Furries in Denver Post by: rk47 on July 20, 2009, 07:05:39 AM Not a bad robbery mask. There's no effing' way the cops can ID him. :awesome_for_real: I'm really tempted to get on of those just to wear on saturday or sunday. Go to a public toilet stall, put it on and walk out in the mall.
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