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Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: WayAbvPar on December 16, 2004, 10:30:49 AM This may very well take the cake (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6672643/).
How would you like to be the poor bastard that accidentally winds up with this suitcase? He is probably in some 3rd world slum getting bamboo shoots pounded genitals and wondering where the hell his real luggage is... Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: Murgos on December 16, 2004, 10:35:41 AM Quote “We warmly congratulate the sniffer dog brigade ... for this remarkable exploit: having succeeded in placing an explosive on a departing plane.” American Newspapers aren't half so entertaining. Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: HaemishM on December 16, 2004, 11:12:07 AM "I moost have my daaagg search your loogashges."
"Excuse me? Did you say my daaag? And my loogashges?" "Of course that is what I said, I know perfectly well what I said." Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: Paelos on December 16, 2004, 12:40:29 PM Quote “Imagine getting caught at your arrival,” said Laurence Grassiet, a 32-year-old Parisian hair stylist. “You’d be in for a hard time!” I'd trust any thirty-something French hair stylist's opinion on knowing where to go for a hard time. Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: personman on December 16, 2004, 05:42:00 PM Quote from: HaemishM "I moost have my daaagg search your loogashges." "Does your doog baat?" "My what?" "Your doog... does eet baat? "No." [growling, snapping, ouchies] "Ah thought you sed yor doog does not baat?!" [dismissive] "That is not my dog." Ah sublime... Peter we miss ya. Title: US not alone in airport security incompetence Post by: doubleplus on December 17, 2004, 07:47:51 AM Talk about helping the cause of the enemy. Congratulations, France, you continue to set the bar for unintentional comedy that somehow finds a way to end in embarassing tragedy.
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