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Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Xilren's Twin on December 16, 2004, 07:24:01 AM
Not sure is this is some weird variation of the South Beach Diet, but apparently no one gets the munchies like a  drunken gay mexican cannibal (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20041215/1759718531.htm) does.

Insert you own joke here.

Xilren


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Kenrick on December 16, 2004, 07:29:51 AM
Joke?  No.  That's fucking sick.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Paelos on December 16, 2004, 07:33:12 AM
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MEXICO CITY, Dec 15 (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.


The attention to detail there is nice. I ask myself, why is it pertinent info what kind of sauce he used? Would a hollandaise sauce have been less disturbing?


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: doubleplus on December 16, 2004, 07:37:29 AM
If they just broiled him, it wouldn't have been nearly as terrifying. The fact he's willing to dice vegetables and devour his fuck buddy in a broth makes ths skin of the average person crawl.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Murgos on December 16, 2004, 08:17:57 AM
Nothing says love like a little bit of Cilantro...


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Madman on December 16, 2004, 08:24:50 AM
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas, rice and refriend beans and had himself a human burrito.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: HaemishM on December 16, 2004, 08:38:30 AM
That's one hell of a breakfast. I thought you were supposed to wait until at least brunch before partaking of the human heart.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Samwise on December 16, 2004, 10:48:02 AM
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Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast...


As in, he just left it sitting out instead of preserving it somehow?  What a waste.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Mesozoic on December 16, 2004, 11:03:52 AM
I'm sure there will be pictures to follow at rotten.com (http://www.rotten.com)


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Kenrick on December 16, 2004, 11:22:09 AM
Quote from: Samwise
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Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast...


As in, he just left it sitting out instead of preserving it somehow?  What a waste.


He may have been planning on making jerky, then realized he just couldn't wait to dig in.

/shrug


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Shockeye on December 16, 2004, 12:02:59 PM
(http://www.daviddarling.info/images/ToServeMan3.jpg)


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: SirBruce on December 16, 2004, 12:43:09 PM
I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot hot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum

Bruce


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: sidereal on December 16, 2004, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Madman
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas...


Que?  Real Mexicans don't eat at Taco Bell.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Fargull on December 16, 2004, 01:20:25 PM
Was the guy's name Raoul?


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Moroni on December 16, 2004, 02:01:48 PM
Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul?


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: WayAbvPar on December 16, 2004, 02:03:47 PM
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Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul?


Ahem (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083869/).

Pop culture references for $1000, Alex.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Moroni on December 16, 2004, 02:18:30 PM
I failed my coolness check :(


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: Madman on December 16, 2004, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: sidereal
Quote from: Madman
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas...


Que?  Real Mexicans don't eat at Taco Bell.


Heh, I meant corn tortillas, I wasn't thinking this morning.


Title: Feel like a little mexican?
Post by: SurfD on December 17, 2004, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: WayAbvPar
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Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul?


Ahem (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083869/).

Pop culture references for $1000, Alex.


Damnit, my buzzer was broken.